Our Secret Bookshelf

Join Faith and Jaylynne we share our very opinionated view of this completely stupid book! This episode is not funny and this book is not good. My Vagina Smells like Sulfur by Sea Caummisar OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are release...

Join Faith and Jaylynne we find out that the Easter Bunny is a really creepy stalker. Bunny by Layla Fae OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed H...

Join Faith and Jaylynne we learn all the functions that a door may provide. Unhinged by Vera Valentine OSB Rating = 2.5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed H...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they pop their cherries with their first author interview. Author Trinity Zook who wrote Grandma The Barbarian. Special thanks to Trinity for joining us on our first interview. You can find Trinity's book on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited. You can also follow him on IG, TikTok, Twitter, and YouTube. Some are under TZookAuthor and some under TheSuperAbsurdist.

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they talk about Chuck's rather unusual grandmother. Grandma The Barbarian by Trinity Zook OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** S...

Join Faith and Jaylynne on educational journey around Lupercalia and pegging. Stupid Cupid by Salem Sinclair OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzz...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we rage about alpha males. Given to the Groundhog God by Melanie Nix OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they Tingle in the New Year with 6 short “Tinglers” with ZERO butt pounding. Not Pounded by Anything by Chuck Tingle OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they share their best and worst of 2023 and a glimpse at 2024. Plus, a new rating system for our Podcasts to help you choose which ones to suggest to your grandma. If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING**...

Faith and Jaylynne are surprised by how much they enjoyed this book (Boom-shaka-laka) Elf’d by Ginger Kane If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts

Join Faith and Jaylynne share how to make the cinnamon roll frosting ever (if you are brave enough to try…) Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man by Fannie Tucker If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit La...

Join Faith and Jaylynne on an educational adventure learning about the Japanese Tanuki and a Thanksgiving to remember. Full Sack by Layla Fae If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNI...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they explore the hidden dimensions of Donald Trump’s (Unauthorized) Sensitive Side. The side of Trump you didn't know you needed to know... The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump Created by Rob Sears If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as learn the disturbing depths of CM3's mind! Does the B in B-Horror mean BAT SHIT CRAZY??!! (yes, yes it does...) Apeshit by Carlton Mellick III (CM3) If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** W...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we delve into the next level of f*ckery of the twisted tales in Room 6 of The Lonely Hotel. Woom by Duncan Ralston If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNI...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we go an excellent adventure with two supernatural fighters that are not nearly as attractive as Sam and Dean! John Dies At The End by David Wong (aka Jason Pargin) If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING*...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we read about how some Garden Gnomes “water” Jenny’s secret garden. Garden Gnome Gangbang (aka Garden Gnome Sex Party) by Fannie Tucker If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Expl...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we enjoy an bizarro parody of Agatha Christie's - And Then There Were None. The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III. TW: Murder, suicide If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING*...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we continue Christmas in July with a sparkly tale of holiday cheer and lots of Os. Groped by the Grinch by Melanie Nyx If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **W...

Join Faith and Jaylynne for Christmas in July as we review triple-Tentacle books and tell you which is our favorite. Tinsel and Tentacles by Kate McDarris Tinsel and Tentacles by Jody Brighton Tinsel and Tentacles by Keiran Kelly If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when fu...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we explore the world of sexual consent with puppets. I Fucked the Puppet by Fannie Tucker If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Host...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we follow Christie through her various romantic escapades with inanimate objects. Digital Desires Inbox Volume 1 by Leonard Delaney If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we get duped by an author and find out that it's NOT a horse afterall. But...You're a Horse by David Bussell If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** S...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we follow a coming of age story where love can (and will be) explosive! Everytime we Meet at the Dairy Queen Your whole Fucking Face Explodes by Carlton Mellick III If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING*...