Our Secret Bookshelf

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what the F*** is happening in the last chapter of this book. Squeak by Vera Valentine OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING**...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder how fluffernutting connects to the Peep world-building and lore. Mating with Mallows by Nora Noodle OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know whenfut ure Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Languag...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn how PHAT a Furby can be. Faulty by Nicole Parker OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we really hate on this book; almost as much as we hated John. The Horny Leprechaun by Nikita King OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please emailOurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING*...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what happens to the other 7-13 inches… Robo-Dong Deluxe by Fannie Tucker OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buz...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we follow a twisted fairy tale of contraband and hearts. A Very Messed-up (Fucked-Up) Valentine’s Tale by J.A. Kazimer OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explic...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn if Faith’s cats are Demonic. How to Tell Your Cat About Trump by Breaking Burgh OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slight...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss how Layla Fae could have done this better. And discuss the real threat of vaginal frostbite. Snowballin’: I Fucked Frosty by Auralie Verge OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING*...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they Tingle in the new year while focusing on self care. Not Pounded by Stress…. By Chuck Tingle OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING*...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss the books and episodes we like the best and the book we disliked the most. OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss the effective use of birth control if you are going to have sex with mythical creatures. Santa Claus is Going to Town on me by M.L. Eliza (AKA Marie Lipscomp) OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they wonder what PETA would think if they really knew what happened! Stuffed by the Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Langu...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they die…repeatedly. Choose Your Own Apocalypse by Rob Sears OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating S...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they rip they rip this book apart like Jack ripped Suzy…(ew) Jack by Layla Fae OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they live up to their white girl stereotypes. Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte by Evelyn Cloves OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they fall in love with a serial killer based solely on his voice. Butcher and Blackbird by Brynne Weaver (HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE AUDIBLE!) OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! *...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they revisit their childhood breakfast favorites in a way they never imagined. (Thank you Trinity Zook for this fabulous recommendation!) Snap Crackle Fuck You by Simon Ore Molina OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Epi...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we talk about the Virus That Shall Not Be Named! Kissing the XXX by M.J. Edwards Courting the XXX by Lee Taylor CxVxx 69 by Jessica T Lawson OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoiler...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we read a mostly normal book with a WTF title. Amish Vampires in Space by Kerry Nietz OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we have our eyes opened on the dangers lurking in a neighborhood near you. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WAR...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they talk about how to use the Libby app which is far more interesting than this book about Cindy Lou and the Grinch (I mean – Grim). How the Monster Stole Me On Christmas Eve by Jade Price OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when...

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we tear apart this book like an Allosaurus tears up a 17 year old girl… Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Lang...

Join Faith and Jaylynne we return to the quaint town of Cambric Creek and learn that Mothmen are more than just a myth. Sweet Berries by C.M. Nascosta OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** E...

Join Faith and Jaylynne we dig into the casefiles of the worst Therapist on the planet. 0/10 stars for Dr. Harper - would NOT recommend! I'm a Therapist and my Patient is going to be the next School Shooter by Dr. Harper OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know w...

...if you masturbate to this book! Join Faith and Jaylynne as we look at pictures that you should not masturbate to. Images You should Not Masturbate to by Graham Johnson and Ron Hibbart OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email OurSecretBookshelf2023@gmail.com Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released....