Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month in the season 1 finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about potential television shows to watch for Sarcastro's other podcast, The First Ones, giving the audience a look into how structured they are with planning and producing that show. Fatty finds a vintage VHS movie where a liquidation sale has the price tag on the clearance tag at a higher price than the original price sticker from the hardware store it c...

This week Sarcastro and Banky pitch a new buisness venture to generate revenue for the show.  Fatty recaps his adventures in the city that will leave you forever wet, San Antonio, Texas.  They also discuss the joys and disappointments of fireworks, loading up a bunch of twelve year olds with Black Cat firecrakers for the first time, and the perils of eating baked beans while taking Ozempic. Intro...

This week Sarcastro talks to Corporal and Banky about his recent trip to fly out to see Mama Sarcastro in Colorado.  Banky learns he's not so smart when it comes to flying on a plane and Corporal notes why he has chosen the insurance company he has for his vehicles.  Queen Sarcastro accidentally sent a package to Banky meant for someone else and he opens it on the show.    Intro and Outro music wr...

This week Sarcastro explains how he decided to watch the new animated film, Predator: Killer of Killers to stay engaged in it by skipping several minutes of each story which left Corporal almost speechless and then leaned in on Banky to watch it after they record to validate his decision to watch it this way.   Banky confesses that he's watched The Jerky Boys The Movie twice this week and other fi...

This week Corporal, Fatty and Banky discuss the newest furniture upgrade to Fatty's cabin, determining which classic comedy movies Fatty should watch with his kids, trying a whiskey that had no business tasting the way it did, and Banky offending a neighbor at the cabin. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Corporal and Banky to discuss the Washington, DC...

This week the fellas talk about forgetting to not hold their breath when taking videos or photos on their phones to not pick up their heavy breathing.    They also discuss upcoming travel plans and what shows/movies they are watching or want to watch this summer.  Commando comes prepared with three poor choices involving a mishap with a cherished show themed product that neither he or Fatty actual...

This week the gang talk about Fatty's daily vitamin regime for joint pain, forgotten over the counter medications from years past, and Banky's results from the allergist and his new potential lack of vitamin D.   The conversation then shifts to everyone's schedule off of the show for the summer before Fatty shares a new favorite recipe that so strange it actually sounds delicious.   For poor choic...

This week the whole gang is together while Fatty shares a defintely not real story of a young Fatty being in the back of a police car and that whole experience feeling like he was being set up for something he may or may not have actually done.  Commando vaguely remembers riding around in a police car but not because of being arrested but rather to find a suspect.   Sarcastro witnesses a former co...

This week Commando makes it to the studio late to recored because he was shopping at Costco so of course Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky had to review his receipt to judge his purchases. Fatty makes the poorest choice of the week by not looking at the expiration or sell by dates on the lunch meat in his fridge.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar). 

Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Fatty, Banky and friend of the show and co-host...

This week the gang talks about a couple of recent news articles the first is about a man arrested after being found in a display tool shed at a hardware store and the second is about major brand of coolers where a couple models have been recalled due to amputating portions of fingers and causing other injuries. Fatty gets reminded that he's not the spring chicken he used to be after a weekend of a...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about a couple of news stories involving a raccoon in Ohio which should have been busted for possession and a woman in Florida getting scammed by a fake Keanu Reeves she met through an online game.   Fatty makes a poor choice in changing the schedule for his new automatic vaccuum cleaner which learns bad habits from his dog before he proceeds to talk about...

This week the gang learns you can't fix stupid with news stories of people making some significantly poor choices including a teacher, the son of a defensive coordinator, and a hiker on Mt. Fuji.   Sarcastro & Fatty have a mutual poor choice in going to the movies with their kids and Commando learns a valuable lesson in appliance maintenance.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés...

This week the fellas discuss various cocktails and spirits they enjoy, or don't.  Fatty shares his very loose recipie for a what's basically a hillbilly beverage.  Then the group comes up with a plan to make a terrible business plan to introduce a new alcoholic beverage in the market.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar). 

Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro selected the late 80's show, My Secret Identity, starring...

This week the whole gang joins in for the kick off of season five where they discuss Sarcastro getting minorly assaulted by Prince Sarcastro and Fatty starting a new fat guy themed line of tactical training and cooling garments.   The poor choices made this week have Commando underestimating the time and distance of a family hike and Banky spending too much time in the direct sun doing the very mi...

 This week the whole gang gathers around to talk about what they currently are enjoying on the vairous streaming services as well as shows they wish they could forget and watch again for the first time and some shows that they would like to see.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week it's poor choice on top of poor choice with Fatty coming in clutch with three this week, Banky winding up in a crap situation and Commando recalling the time he nearly lost a toe.     Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss beating up their livers, making plans to check out a monthly wrestling event at the farmer's market they used to frequent in their youth (am some still do) and the option to have Banky's wedding during one of those events and having it catered by one of the eateries in the market.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríg...

This week Commando and Fatty talk about their experiences with a couple BINGO events at some local social clubs and the small games of chance that are very present at many social clubs in their area of Pennsylvania.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to talk a...

The gang gets together to discuss the events of their annual Guys Weekend (or basically Guys Half Week) trip at Fatty's cabin where it was the closest they ever came to being able to have the Weekend at Bernie's experience. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the whole gang gathers around to discuss items they have on their bucket lists from a quiet day at home alone, to getting to see the northern (and southern lights), riding in a blimp, flying a plane and more.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).