Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky talk about "the clap" and a drug ad that Corporal saw with some insane side effects before getting into Fatty going to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in theaters and a Mandela Effect of deleted scenes.  They also talk about tipping people like your trash pick up drivers and helpers or your mail delivery person and going to a massage parlor.   Intro a...

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about more poorchoices which they just seem to keep making over 250 episodes including teaching Prince Sarcastro the power of cologne and the rizz enhancement and responsibility that comes with using it.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week on the show the gang discusses the return fad of the Kool-Aid Man challenge in which people plow through fences like the favorite soft drink mascot which leads to them discussing their favorite Kool-Aid flavors growing up and then to looking for Kool-Aid Man costumes to start wearing to DragonCon.  After that discussion they move on to what they drink as adults instead which is various m...

This week Commando, Sarcastro and Banky join up to talk about buying silver, going to local races back in the day, drive-in theaters and the potential revival of a staple 24 hour diner from their youth and drone warfare.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gathers up to talk about targeted content on social media and a new idea for a product to counteract one of the products that is frequently showing up on Sarcastro's feed in recent weeks.  They also tackle Fatty's adventure in going to Spirit Christmas which has just about exactly the merchandise they all expected it to have but without the absurdly named costumes.  This leads t...

This week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong.   Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get ped...

This week the gang talks about Fatty's recent experience with trying to sell things on Facebook's Marketplace where he gets inquiries for low cost items from apparent scammers.  They discuss what type of Tribute Bands they would each be in if they could have their choice (and for some of them, the talent) to be a part of.  They also discuss Corporal's poor choice to go see the new Running Man film...

This week the fellas get together to talk about a recent body found in a barrel near where they grew up which brings them back to a memory of an instance of something similar that happened when they were in high school and was really close to home to Corporal.   They also come up with a remake of Brewster's Millions featuring Banky taking on the lead role and then move into talking about modern vi...

This week the gang gets together to discuss a mandatory training seminar Fatty had to attend regarding training on how to identify drug users which seemed questionable to the rest of the group and leads to an idea of having the whole show attend the next national convention for the company that ran the training to get a closer look inside and possibly offer their services to the company.  In the l...

This week the fellas get together to talk about Fatty sleep talking about smelly cheese, Commando wishing he learned to tie more knots and the fact that Sarcastro and Commando will no longer open instagram links from Fatty in fear of corrupting their algorithms.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas gather around to talk about what Banky's been watching and what he should watch with his additional free time.  Commando talks about Christmas gift ideas for the kids which may end up being presents for himself.   Fatty wants to introduce his kids to the John Candy library of films after watching the documentary of his life.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by And...

This week Fatty shares a pain he has had for the last 24 hours that leaves the theme of the show to be "you're probably dehydrated".  He also shares a crazy dream he had which was quite an adventure. Commando makes the poor choice of waiting too long to get a new Christmas tree even though it's still October the reasonable sized ones are already sold out.    Intro and Outro music written and perfo...

This week the gang talks about whatever the heck six seven is or isn't.  Corporal talks about his new favorite type of sweatpants that he says aren't really sweatpants which leads to a quick discussion on cargo shorts and who still wears them and why.  A building Fatty works in gets a new guest that arrived via minivan.   Banky has a week where what could go wrong in his house does with his water...

This week the gang gets together to discuss a new pickle related business venture for Banky at their local dirt mall where a booth just opened up.  Fatty shares his opinions on the flavor of Malort and tries to convince the rest of the group they'll drink it at the next Guys Weekend.  They also dicuss joining forces with a boova shankel (think of giant pierogi) eatery in said dirt mall to come up...

This week the fellas take some time to talk about Corporal's flu shot taking him out of service for the show this week.  They also talk about those roadway delights, traffic circles and jug handles as well as Commando's plan to print chicken wings and they discuss if they should be printed boneless or bone-in.  Fatty's algorithm continues to push him to groups on social media full of interesting c...

Special Update Announcement:  The First Ones is officially getting it's own show feed!  While we have loved having the show on this feed and it will reamain part of the POoRCHoices family of shows, we felt it needed it's own space.  Be sure to follow or subscribe to the The First Ones on your favorite podcast platform as Sarcastro and Queen Mel continue to deliver new monthly content based on clas...

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about what the measure of a two finger pour is for a normal sized hand compared to Fatty's; Banky missing out on a Sparks concert; Sarcastro going to see Nine Inch Nails; pumpkin spiced flavored season kicking off; and Commando's "new" couch. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang discusses bringing back the 80's and 90's sneaker fashinon of British Knights and KangoROOS but in a two teir market for high end and general consumers.  They also talk about the quality of chain restaurants and when you might think they are part of the fine dining experience and getting dogs groomed (unrealted events) before eventually coming around to talking about what they w...

This week the gang discusses the number of drinks you can have in a night and still be functional the next day.  As he starts the new year at work, Fatty shares his opinion on which bodily fluid is the easiest to clean up and also finds out in an awkward moment that someone stole the grow lights for one of his classes making a portion of his lesson plans for the year go up in a puff of smoke.   In...

This week the fellas discuss things they didn't know until recenlty but maybe should have based on reactions from others in the group and in their lives. They also talk about their experiences in the early days of the internet getting caught using adult sites and meeting people online.     Fatty returns to work to find some fine craftsmanship done in one of the rooms he works in.  He also has to s...

Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro and Queen Mel pick a show from yesteryear and maybe grab a couple of guests from around the POoRCHoices offices and recap just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.   In the season two opener of The First Ones Sarcastro and...

This week the whole gang is back together for the first time in months to discuss fine dining and deals from places like Olive Garden and Chili's.  Learning the hard way that they're all breaking down (body-wise) as Corporal talks about how he ended up with a hernia that needed to be repaired immediately.  Fatty gets a shoulder injury from playing video games just days before he received a load of...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky get together to discuss the first episode of the twenty-seventh epsiode of South Park and how it was a return to what they liked best about the show.  Fatty shares that he finally received his official Founders Club card for Casa Bonita and a pack of stickers he's been waiting for.    Banky watches yet another bad movie, How to Kill Monster, but in all fairnes...

This week the gang talks a little about Wes Anderson movies and the divide on who likes them, who doesn't, which films they like and learns Sarcastro has never seen one of his movies. Sarcastro gets the house to himself for the first time in over a decade only to have the television die on him.  Fatty gets eaten alive while camping but conquered the bridge on the way to camp with no problem.  Corp...

This week Corporal and Sarcastro take the helm to discuss a few of Sarcastro's summer movie reviews, Funko Pops!, and what happened during their summer vacations while the rest of the gang are out of the office for the week.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)