Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week the fellas discuss the "kidnapping" of Wally the Emotional Support Alligator which leads them to ask several questions about why and how you get an alligator cleared as an emotional support animal and most importantly, what happened when Wally was released into the wild? (as assumed that this is what happened) Fatty makes a poor choice bydeviating from the standard protein for his sloppy...

This week on the show the gang talks about television manufacturer TCL's upcoming AI romance movie and the poor choice it appears to be and how AI might shape the entertainment business before both Fatty and Banky run into issues with recording their audio this week and blame it on AI trying to take them down.      Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

In the season four opener Sarcastro brings an article to the table to discuss with the group about replacing conventional livestock like beef or pork in favor of eating pythons (at least according to a theory spurred from a guy in Australia).  Commando gets a dissapointing dessert at a diner.  Banky provides an update on the Pup Jarvis and the fact that he didn't get Neuticles for the Pup.  Sarcas...

This week Fatty brings and an article to the table to discuss with Commando and Banky about a crime that happened at their local expo center during a billiards tournament where a backpack with $20,000 was stolen from a truck just outside of the expo center.  They also explore the option of hiring various celebrities through Cameo to do segment intros for the show which leads to some interesting di...

This week the whole crew gets together to discuss the recent Havana Syndrome segment from 60 Minutes and Fatty's not buying, it meanwhile Banky's wrapping his head in tinfoil.  They also discuss the Pup Jarvis' sexual revolution against its comfort toy and a stuffed carrot and Fatty gets a "free" cruise through a friend's time share that's only going to cost him nearly the exact amount it would to...

This week the group goes around the horn to talk about Fatty's idea to buy a bar in New Jersey which Sarcastro suggests rebranding as The Bearded Lady which leads into an update on Fatty's septic system at his cabin and then into his poor choice of making a public restroom faux pas.  Corporal shares his poor choice of the week of overdoing it in setting up his garden that led to some rough hands a...

This week the whole gang is back to talk about their plans to release a game called The Oregon Rail before shifting gears to the Road House reimagining that no one asked for.  Later in the show Fatty's social media algorithm takes a sharp turn into interspecies relations that makes everyone else question what's going on in his browser search history.   Intro and Outro music written and performed b...

This week the gang gathers together to talk about going back to movie theaters, themed popcorn buckets and Banky's future OnlyFans gimmick. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Commando, Fatty and Banky sit down to talk about Fatty's poor choice in receiving a burbon which could cause you to go cross-eyed and the new friend he made at the liquor store before going into details about his experience at the newly opened Log Tavern Tap Room near his cabin.    They also discuss finally getting to use Fatty's chainsaw on the trees that have fallen down at the Jarvis...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about how Sarcastro recently introduced hos kids to the Swedish Chef and then cover the news that Jake Paul is going to fight (and hopefully lose to) Mike Tyson.   Fatty suggests a couple movies for the group to watch, Ricky Stanicky and Windy City Heat both which sound like perfect examples of poor choices.   They also discuss the new Fallout series comi...

This week Sarcastro briefly tries to explain to Corporal and Banky what Skibidi Toilet is after hearing about it from Commando which leads to a discussion on super hero movie fatigue and what went wrong with Aquaman 2.  They also discuss an obvious poor choice, fast food chain breakfast and burgers. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Commando, Fatty and Banky recap some of the moments from the annual Porch Guys Weekend trip to Fatty's cabin in the woods where they had some tasty burgers, big laughs at Corporal's inability to lead table games, and Fatty learning that wi-fi at the cabin was a bad idea. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar). 

This week after talking about Fatty's poor choice to work on his ugly truckling golf cart and then Commando talks about his poor choice in not getting as much done around the house during his staycation.  That somehow shifted the conversation to war movies and the entire gang tries to figure out what makes a movie a war movie or just a war adjacent movie. Intro and Outro music written and performe...

This week the gang sits down to talk about getting ready for their annual Guys Weekend trip from testing food ideas, figuring out what to drink, and the most important addition to the weekend, the much needed port-a-potty.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).  

This week the gang briefly discuss some of the dreams that Commando and Banky seem to continuosly have and Sarcastro quickly shifts the focus into looking up vehicles for travel by land, sea and air (even though Fatty refuses Banky's suggestion of an airplane) on auctions sites and they all decide that Fatty definitely needs to get a hovercraft then they bring it on home with a few poor choices th...

This week Sarcastro and Banky weigh in on which of the two decisions Fatty made for the week should be considered the true poor choice and one of those choices inspires them to come up with a new drinking competition to host at the lake.  Also a thrift store employee refuses to sell Fatty a treasure he's been seeking for weeks and Sarcastro and Banky recall the cast of chrarcters that used to come...

This week the gang gets together and talk how Fatty ended up buying the car he was haggling over the week before which leads to talking about the trade-in cars they had the best return on investment with and Corporal seemingly hitting the jackpot by being able to pull off getting exactly what he paid for on a car when he finally had to scrap it.  To end the evening they start looking over vehicle...

This week the gang gets together to talk about Fatty's experience in haggling on the trade-in value of his car, talking about having AI write a story for the show and some of the POoRCHoices that Sarcastro recently made putting him in a tent for a few days.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Corporal, Fatty and Banky are messing up your social media algorithms by talking about the weird and disturbing things they've seen on the internet and the things they wish they hadn't, all stemming from Fatty's time in the bathroom just hours before the show.   Nothing is off limits and no apologies will made.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguit...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky get together to talk about what they were streaming during the holidays and what shows they want to catch up on sooner than later all while getting annoyed by the constant rising costs of streaming services and Amazon introducing ads into Prime Video and the future of the stream wars. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzgui...

This week the whole gang gets together to discuss how many of the predictions on their 2023 bingo cards came to fruition and how far off they were on some of them.  They also discuss resolutions they might consider (because who really sticks to them anyway?) and the future of how topics will be selected for the show.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the gang discusses some of their traditions that they do leading up to the Christmas holiday including when they start to decorate, what movies they watch, and making the the kids wait to start opening gifts which Corporal quickly dubbed as Christmas edging. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the fellas talk about Fatty's night out to see the band Aqua in Philadephia and then move over to discussing their dislike for a number of parcel delivery services and round it out with a quick talk about the lineage results from Fatty's father's DNA test.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the gang discusses contintuing to wear undergarments with questionable structural integrity, mismatched socks, holding on to shirts from 25 years ago and the type of toilet paper they find in public restrooms and their homes and makes them wonder if they are cheap or ghetto.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the boys join around the virtual table to talk about the side dishes they like and don't like to see around the holidays with a split decision on green bean casserole, yams and agreements on stuffing not having oysters in it and everyone is still left wondering if macaroni and cheese should be a holiday side.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar...