Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about The Boy and Prince Sarcastro doing chores and creating summer side hustles.   Banky explains the new chamber sealer that he bought to portion and save the bulk foods he buys.  Princess Sarcastro makes a delicious mess at casa de Sarcastro.  Then they have an in depth conversation regarding the quality of several brands of hot dogs before they learn...

Fatty shares a listing to a cabin in the woods for Corporal to look at buying.  Grok helps Sarcastro with the print ad campaign for our new specialty water product.  The group discusses plans to see Masters of the Universe and The Mandalorian and Grogu.  Commando gets the shingles and Sarcastro shares the family history with chickenpox.  Fatty's tells a story of a friend who has a hell of a day bu...

This week the fellas discuss Fatty's recent purchase of a name brand "tater tots" which were less than stellar compared to generic brands from a big box store.  This lead it a discussion on a list of products sold at said big box store that you should avoid according to a post made on the website Chowhound and each of the crew gives their thoughts on if they agree or not.  Sarcastro shares an idea...

This week,Fatty reports that The Wife has issued a statement to the show via Instagram about the porta-potty being set up at their cabin and they respond. Banky starts a group rant on Star Wars and where it's gone and where it should go and that leads what they've been watching at home.   After that the discussion turns to celebrities beginning a second career using pay to interact websites. They...

On this episode Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each get a case of KLapple.  No, not a weird disease, rather an apple flavored beer that they are trying out for the first time while recording and it turns out to be everything they could have hoped for and some parts they couldn't have hoped for. Fatty shares his find from his most recent trip to the Goodwill store and will have everyone pray...

The gang gets together to talk about a project that Fatty's son was recently assigned called the the million dollar project where students are given fictional money to balance a million dollar budget by allocating funds to several specific categories including housing, transportation, education and charity.   This leads to the inception of the newest plot for a satirical charity by the Our POoRCHo...

This week Fatty considers checking off another box for his doomsday prep list with exploring if he needs to start stocking up on canning products to preserve food.  Sarcastro finds a new account to follow on social media about strip club food reviews. Commando, Sarcastro, and Fatty get ready for the end of the school year and their kids being home all day. Sarcastro shares a story of a new low of...

This week Corporal shares the experience of seeing movies with his father who is a career man of science.   Sarcastro shares a recent story about the morality of cheating during bar trivia which leads to Corporal sharing a snake story from his youth. They also talk about AI replacing the human workforce and how the humans can buck the model as it is being built.  A brief discussion about televisio...

This week, Corporal, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about a social media post regarding someone overdoing it on an edible and the comments section really nailing them for it.  This reminded Fatty of a YouTube video of an elderly woman who can walk you through being too lifted.  They also discuss a message Fatty sent to the group about not being able to understand the physics of roller skatin...

This week to kick off season 6 of the show, the whole gang gets nostalgic for a Rick Moranis movie and the films of Kevin Smith.  Sarcastro and Fatty have very different experiences with calling into the IRS regarding their taxes and they all fantasize about buying a local sportsman's club that's up for sale where they grew up. Fatty gets awakened out of deep sleep by his daughter for something th...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about the varmints and snakes they've had and their yards over the years.  They also discuss some of their first jobs they had back in high school and just after, from some suspect labor practices to the best times they had when their financial responsibility was almost null and cash was always in pocket.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by An...

This week Sarcastro and Banky man the mics to talk about Banky's possible future at being a stay at home handyman/pool boy.  They also talk about going to concerts in your 40's and what shows are coming up this summer.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets togther to bookend the week talking about two news stories involving a professional cornhole player involved in a homicide and a teacher allegeding having an affair with a student.  In between those Banky talks about missing out on a good deal by not listening to Fatty and Commando.  Meanwhile Commando learns a valuable lesson in the importance of listening to your spouse o...

This week Corporal, Commando and Banky sit down to talk about a few new movie trailers that have them excited for upcoming feature films this year.  After Commando went to see The Big Lebowski in theaters recently each of them note who in the group in either a Dude, a Walter or a Donnie.  They also talk about the new season of the live action version of One Piece before going into the topic of con...

This week the gang gathers around to discuss the special gift the Commonwealth of Virginia sent him when he returned home from Guys Weekend and that leads into a discussion on car insurance discounts and payouts.  Then they talk about a new issue Fatty hopes was a quick hiccup in the performance of his vehicle which will likely turn into wishful thinking.  Rounding out the main topics for the week...

This week while Corporal is tending to some family matters the rest of the gang gets together to recap the misadventures of their annual Guys Weekend trip.  This year included karaoke, more screen time than expected to watch a bad movie and a good movie, more Farkle than you can shake a stick at, a day at the range and the bar, an overflowing port-a-potty, a ceremony celebrating Corporal's honor o...

This week the entire group gets together to talk about a new item Fatty's children gave him for the car which inspires his new muscial alter ego.  They also talk about coming up with a bar betting game involving the terrible Malort concoction Fatty is prepping for Guys Weekened and targeted AARP ads on social media that make the group feel older than they should. In the poor choices for the week,...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss mixing Malort and various candies to make an even worse beverage to try at Guys Weekend and have a quick conversation about Red Bull and Corporal having an unfortunate experience with a lot of it almost 20 years ago.   Corporal breaks down why festivals aren't as fun as they used to be.  Fatty brings up the recent ruling on if Buffalo Wild Wi...

This week the gang talks about getting greeting cards and who sends them for events, who hates getting them and what is the general feeling for what to do with the card once you have it.  Prince Sarcastro turns out to be running a lucrative business buying and selling sports cards while Sarcastro makes a poor choice in ignoring his own advice on selling things for less than $50 on social media.  T...

This week Fatty talks about a new gaming device he has for Sarcastro to try during the annual Guys Weekend trip which leads into a discussion about games they played in the arcades and computers in the 80's and 90's (and for Commando, still plays them today) including a game where you simulate working as a bartender and for Sarcastro and Fatty a text based game where you work the ecomonics of bein...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about options for the service staff for the POoRCHoices compound including a pitch for trained chimps and emperor penguins which get scrapped in favor of Fatty's dream of having a three-quarters scale Johnny Five from Short Circuit and a full size Jinx from Sapce Camp as part of the service crew.   They also discuss movies and sho...

This week the whole gang sits down to talk about the merry pranks of one Mr. Horace de Vere Cole who Sarcastro points out was basically the Tom Green of his time.  They also solidify some meals for their Guys Weekend trip which will include a journey to Waffle House for Corporal and Banky.  Fatty poses a would you rather scenario based on an article he found about a man who was mistakenly given 1....

This week the fellas get together to record on Commanod's birthday to talk about mansplaining and shelabortating and how they've done both of those things.  Fatty addresses an issue with another patron at the Goodwill store regarding publicly using their mobile phone without bluetooth headphones.    In the line of poor choices, Fatty gets dissapointed with the free survival gift that came with his...

This week the whole gang shows up to contemplate an outdoor bathroom solution for Fatty's cabin. Sarcastro gets a ride in a psychedelic ride share car after a day of pub crawling and then they discuss some of the itinerary ideas for their 2026 Guys Weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss growing up with and without Lego sets, transferring toys and pets between military families, Christmas presents they received, and a whole hell of a lot about 3D printers before moving on to cheap (but delicious) pizzas.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)