Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss Fatty's recent trip to the Adirondack Mountains which kicks off a discussion of places each of them would like to live and defintely some places they wouldn't for a variety of reasons.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the gang tries to understand the slang that the children of today are using based on a conversation Sarcastro had with Prince Sarcastro.  This pushes them to turn to the internet for insight on the cool words and phrases of today before getting asked the greatest question of all from The Boy when Fatty calls him while recording the show to see if he had some insight on what some of the w...

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Corporal Fatty, Banky to d...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky talk about burning the candle at both ends and the fact that "the big game" is played on a Sunday evening/night instead of a Sunday afternoon or maybe even a Saturday so the Monday after isn't so exhuasting.   They share their experiences of the way that third shift work took it out of them for various reasons. They also discuss the absurd types of sports be...

This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss getting ready for the 2025 Porch Guys Weekend at Fatty's cabin including not having the television accessible this time and finding the right old fashioned recipe to kick off the opening night festivities.  What sorts of things to cook, like wings of science, ribs and grazing foods instead of a proper meal since it seems to go wasted when the...

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each fantasize about what their top five bands or artists (living or dead) that they could see at a festival would be.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the gang talks about the delicious monstrosities that are fair foods and what ones sound appealing and which need to stop being sold and how they'll all lead to needing meds to fix things.   Commando makes a poor choice that leads to a death and minor repairs for his truck.  Sarcastro tries to resolve some bowel concerns with "rocket fuel" to only feel dissapointment.  Banky's poor choic...

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss...

This week the gang talks about the very real and increasingly concern over people experiencing post work restraint collapse and how some of them are impacted by it and how they cope. Sarcastro nearly makes a poor choice but is saved by Queen Sarcastro.  Corporal's preparring to make a good poor choice with a pending purchase.  Fatty makes a poor choice in thinking he can burn the candle at both en...

This week the fellas get together to talk about an artcile Commando shared about Aeros and their grand plans to start to use airships as floating distribution centers with drones making the final step delivery.  They debate if this makes sense and if it's feasible to run in various markets.  This leads to Sarcastro pointing out they the only jobs the job openings they have on their website are for...

This week on the show to celebrate the 200th episode, the whole gang gets together to discuss the final results of their 2024 Celebrity Bingo Cards of Death.  Then the conversation shifts to an article Fatty brought up a few months ago about the most popular songs people play as they prepare to die and suggested everyone determine what songs they would want played at their funerals and which they'...

This week the fellas talk about the Mandela Effect and the possibility of the multiverse being created in 2008 by CERN which explains why we all collectively remember so many things the wrong way.  Sarcastro nearly makes a poor choice in riding a bike for 24 miles but avioids it thanks to 1/2 mile occasion rides he takes.  Meanwhile Fatty waits to see if a concert featuing the Coral Reefer Band (J...

This week the whole group is together to start 2025 by talking about how they ended 2024 from the gun show that Fatty and Banky attended and the scavenger hunt that Sarcastro created for them to complete there.  Sarcastro gets corrected by a listener in person about a statement he made about Police Academy the movie in a previous episode.   They talk about their holiday festivities for Christmas a...

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode five of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to di...

This week before getting into the subject of weird science expirements that researchers have done like shooting manhole covers into space and teach rats to drive cars for cereal from articles provided by Corporal and Sarcastro, the whole gang talks about Fatty and Banky's upcoming field trip to a gun show where they'll certainly stick out like sore thumbs.  While they try to convince Commando to j...

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky discuss an article Sarcastro found regarding a surgery gone wrong in Florida where a man's liver was removed instead of his spleen leading to his death.  This turns the conversation to other times where doctors have made mistakes on removing the wrong part of the body during surgery.  Fatty and Sarcastro talk about their experiences with surgeries for their vas...

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about hangovers and their various remedies for them in their younger years and what they do today, But before they get to that Corporal and Banky talk about making some second amendment purchases and Banky joining a sportsmans club.  Later in the show they discuss their more frivoulous Black Friday purchases for this year and some of those prove to be...

This week Fatty and Banky kick off the show talking about using smart assistants for their homes, a terrible choice in a beer and Fatty's lousy eye insurance.  After that they discuss a treasure hunting book by Jon Collins-Black that leads to five different chests hidden around the continental United States and their desire to try to solve the clues in the book, and what the POoRCHoices version of...

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode four of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to di...

This week the gang gets together to talk about some disappointments they've experienced including one they all felt in the recent Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight which leads them to share individual disappointments they felt which inlcude Sarcastro watching the time Giraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault on live television.  Fatty recalls the end of the show Lost.  For Commando it was the anticlim...

This week the fellas get together to talk about Rachael "Raygun" Gunn retiring from competetive breakdancing.  Then about a bear that was murdered while eating pancakes in Tennessee a Wisconsin man who poorly tried to fake his death and is on the lamb, then about a science expiriment where people can communicate with each other while unconscious and some of the uncomfortable situations that can ar...

This week the fellas get together to talk about Banky's experience with his hotel in Milwaukee, the gross side effects of one of his medications and their poor choices including Prince Sarcastro starting to take snacks into the bathroom.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the whole gang gets together to discuss phobias that they have which include getting blood drawn, sensory deprivation, public parking, foam stuffing and glitter.  But before that they talk pizza and a particular mall, airport and highway rest stop "pizza" chain. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode three of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to d...

This week Corporal returns and the whole gang talks about the voices (or lack thereof) they have in their heads when they do various tasks like read books, read emails, do basic math problems, or just while doing random activities.  That topic shifts into several other discussions including what movies based on books failed to make the same impact as the books for them. In the line up of poor choi...