Ornate Stairwells

Episode title: The combined power of two Japanese teens playing baseball could take out the New York Yankees As promised, this is a loosey goosey episode where it's mostly Non-Homophobia Zone hours, but we do take a little time to talk about some movies. It's all very unstructured and also, somehow, three hours yet again. We will be back in two weeks to talk about Inland Empire ! You can follow Ni...

Episode title: Business Chrollo We will be back in two weeks to talk about... honestly kind of undecided. We'll probably watch Rokk í Reykjavík but we don't want to do a proper episode on it, so expect a more loosey goosey episode where we just do a Non-Homophobia Zone about punk music and maybe a shōnen battle quiz for Niamh or something. I mean, maybe we also manage to squeeze in Inland Empire a...

Episode title: The Stain on the Ironing Board We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Happiness of the Katakuris You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Aut...

Episode title: Fully Erect Kyle We will be back in two weeks to talk about Born in Flames ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to a...

Episode title: I thought he was Windom Earle We will be back in two weeks to talk about Showgirls ! You can find our guest Rick on twitter @combattlerRickV and listen to Rick and Autumn's podcast Coffee and Comic Books by going to exportaud.io/coffee . You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to...

Episode Title: Are You Done Doing Your Plugs Yet? We will be back in two weeks to talk about Mr Freedom with special guest Rick! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by goin...

Title: That's me in the spotlight kikkerikiing my religion In two weeks, we will be back to talk about Rainer Werner Fassbiner's 1981 film (and loose adaptation of Der blaue Engel and its source text Professor Unrat ), Lola! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , e...

Episode title: Good job exercising state violence against the guy I didn't like! a.k.a. NANA IS THE BEST! Next week we will be back to talk about The Blue Angel You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can...

Episode Title: Some might say we are all ballspawn... We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Clan's Heir is a Trans Woman ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by g...

This bronchitis is kicking Niamh's ass and Autumn has had a weird couple of weeks as well so we didn't have time to both watch a movie and record an episode. So we figured you all would at least want something to listen to. As with all Non-Homophobia Zone episodes, the credits and outro music are at the top. That's the bit! Skip it if you don't like it! But just know that's pretty homophobic of yo...

Episode title: "It turns out I had named the weapon Penis" Next week we will be back to talk about The Straight Story ! You can find our guest Connor on twitter @rabbleais and listen to his (and Niamh's) podcasts Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan . You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer third other podcas...

Episode title: Can you imagine trying to animate those Peanuts children climbing stairs? Next week (actually for real this time) we will be back to talk about Barry Lyndon (also actually for real this time). You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/poota...

Episode title: There is a beautiful white child with the face of an adult in a fuzzy photo of sasquatch pose Next week we will be back to talk about Querelle ! Yes, actually next week because we got off schedule with this episode because Niamh was sick as shit. You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by...

Episode title: autumn-and-niamh-shouting-A-MINUS-in-unison.wav In two weeks we will be back to talk about Cruising ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumn...

Celebrating a Century of Excellence! Next week we will be back to talk about The Grudge (2004)! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen...

We finish up our discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 and 11! In two weeks, Niamh and Autumn with be watching Perfect Blue with Nerissa Ravencroft for episode 100 of the podcast! Send in your questions as long as they aren't about struck work! exportaudiopodcast@gmail.com! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around...

I can't believe Autumn had that little chill when it was pretty normal and not like a huge dramatic scene. In two weeks, we will be back to finish out discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 & 11 ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan ,...

We somehow talked more about Persona 4 than we intended to and also less about Persona 4 than we intended to. Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 8 & 9! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/...

Wherein we talk a lot of shit about a certain coffee chain. We will be back in two weeks to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 6 & 7 You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitter by g...

Finally, we get some meat in Ikoku Nikki ... and in our runtime... Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 4 & 5 ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and abnormalmapping.com/longfire . You can follow Autumn on twitte...

Diary of a Non-Linear Time: A Study of a Niamh and an Autumn with a large age gap podcasting together. Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 2 & 3 ! Special thanks to Cam Marshall for our special Non-Homophonia Zone cover art! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to e...

We came up with some funny title for this episode in the course of the episode but now neither of us remembers it and I'm too lazy to go hunting through the episode to try to find it so I just decided on another one. Anyway, Autumn is back! But of course we aren't talking about movies so we just recorded an hour-plus of non-homophobia zone content, including catching up on what we've both been up...

By the time this episode hits this feed, you've probably already heard us talk about the SAG-AFTRA strike and their guidance for podcasters on our other shows, unless I suppose this is the only podcast of mine that you listen to. Anyway, in order to stand in solidarity with SAG-AFTRA during their strike, we have decided that Stairwells as a movie podcast will go on hiatus. Em joined Niamh to talk...

"Have you noticed? Order and obedience are smooth. But the sun stutters. The heart stutters. Podcasts stutter. Stutter and shout!" We will be back in two weeks to talk about Basic Instinct ! You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers , exportaud.io/pootan , and...

"I was taught that I should come to Chicago, become an independent woman. And my prince would come, and he would be a producer, and he would get me a podcast, and I would make my living waiting on tables. I would wait—'til 30, 'til 40, 'til 50. And I was taught that to be a podcaster, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than Dav...