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Today we combine two of our favorite sub-genres to see what happens!

Would you believe it’s hard to edit an episode about the power of queer love when I’m in the middle of a break up with the person I describe as “the love of my life?” Cause turns out it is! Listen to us talk She-Ra

we actually don't name her "helena" as a reference to helena bonham carter but if you'd like to pretend we're clever and do things on purpose i'm not going to stop you. we revisit harry potter, this time with amber autumn onboard, and talk about the things that make the franchise an interesting failure in terms not just of the author but the text itself, and we talk through the promise o...

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In the previous Pathfinder installments we created a whole adventuring party, now find out how we’d DM that party. How will their story end? Well, it’s not our job as a DM to tell you, it’s simply a matter of creating something interesting for our players to react to. *** Content warning: this episode contains discussion of suicide ***

*** We apologize for a few technical mishaps with this episode *** The Devin retrieval arc is OVER and we come back swinging! An episode that was inevitable if you know anything about Amber or Devin.

don't get us wrong, this episode IS very much still us goofing around and talking about tv as usual, we're just hoping today it's towards something. guest ryan is on to talk about the expanse and also about using story games to fundraise for medical relief in gaza. you can find the fundraiser and its various perks here: https://tiltify.com/@run-dmg/ttrpgtok-msf-drive

back in the devin retrieval arc, we have a brand new guest nina on to talk about a long awaited topic in avatar! there's a lot in here about south asian representation and balance and etcetera but mostly it's about cabbages.

A classic episode

Taking a break from the Devin Retrieval arc to celebrate the holidays. By which I mean talk about what we do (and mostly don’t) like about our bodies. Fun for the whole family!

in season 1, lilith made one of our best OCs. in season 2, they return with a single quest: make our worst ever OC.

welcome to the devin retrieval arc! while he's out, amber autumn gets returning guest jon prime back to talk about chopped, where we get to think about food and cooking and our relationships to each of those things. also we make a bunch of ratatouille references.

Would we be so bold as to make a straight OC for what is truly landmark Queer Cinema? Sorta kinda maybe?

the conclusion of our three-part star trek series takes a look at one of the less "classic" corners of the mega-franchise in lower decks, and we talk about romulans, fantasy archetypes, and communism.

join us for the second part of our star trek trilogy, when special guest taylor gets personal about star trek's relationship to identity and queerness and the political implications of what we talk about when we talk about "utopias." it's an extremely vulnerable and thought provoking episode in which we say the f-slur about a hundred times.

“If Star Trek can get a pass for having Klingons wearing Mexican #2, why can’t Cloud Atlas?” -Dylan Roth 2023 We sure do hope you enjoy the first of our Star Trek trilogy and all that time we spend talking about things that aren’t Star Trek. Today you’ll learn why this is the tentpole science-fiction franchise to have made a lasting impact on guest host Dylan Roth AND why public transit is actuall...

Today we go back to the franchise that started it all.

Amber is here to tell you how the Hunger Games is actually three franchises smashed into one. Devin is here to make the boring joke. Together we make some characters that would make the loudest people on twitter very upset. Never forget that we are allies to the gays.

this episode represents the end of the amber autumn's mic is dying arc, things will improve from here, audio-wise. thank you for your patience. who better to talk about one of the most critically acclaimed fictional works of the twentieth century than the man who gave us such OCs as "big-titty jak and daxter character" and "offensive harry potter caricature?" yes, bob did send...

we're still mid "amber autumn's mic is degrading and we haven't caught it yet" era, so apologies for any audio hiccups. the sun shines a pleasant green across the desert sands and our three podcasters make the wisest, most ingenious publicity choice they can: spending an episode reminding you of a better podcast you could be listening to instead. the music used in this episode is by disp...

*** this episode was recorded before we noticed Amber‘s mic was failing and we apologize *** We felt like we did a bad job with this topic last time so we decided to give it another shot. Do you think we did better?

Amber has many thoughts and feelings about The Last of Us, whereas Devin only has a few. We talk about what makes the series stand out from its contemporaries and Amber makes a case for why The Last of Us 2 is uplifting, actually.

In the long awaited full-spoiler followup to our fan favorite Crown of Candy episode we were graced by K (@ck.cosplay on tiktok) who helped provide both inside and an authentic crown of candy feel to this new OC! Last time we asked the age old question, "What if Game of Thrones took place in Candyland?" Now we answer the natural follow up, "What if Alexander Anderson from Helsing wa...

In one of the few straight-man OC episodes, we imagine a new quikstop employee for director kevin smith's connected cinematic universe of new jersey gen-xers. we have some things to say about the personal value of art as a mode of individualistic expression and also we talk about turd demons.

Fuck you this episode is great. Listen if you aren’t a coward!