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ooooooh we're an edgy podcast, we talk about eating pokémon because we're soooo edgy oooooooh

i will promise you right now that you will be delighted when you hear what american rock music reference we go with in this one.

Amber talks about that thing she never shuts up about. This OC is described as “ a hard bubblegum-chewing b*tch from Illinois.” What more fluff do you people need?

Amber gives a truly bold take that might get us in trouble if anyone listened to the show

we spend this entire episode hyping up an amazon product, but luckily, we make one joke about piracy, so that probably comes out morally neutral in the wash. contains some spoilers for a twist at the end of season 1 of rings of power, but also like, it's a twist you probably should have seen coming anyway?

we don't say it out loud during the episode, but you can safely assume that in our version there IS a scene where tom hardy and the venom symbiote have raw uncensored gay sex

listen to part 1 first

it's the end of season 2!!!! wow!!!! we're making a tier list of all the characters we made over the course of the season, get in here

“Dicks and pussies doing it for the children. Let’s go South Park.”

closing out our season-ending jem and the holograms trilogy, we pitch a couple of jem and the holograms movies, which rule, and which we should get big budgets to make into real movies. please. someone please

he, like us, is truly outrageous.

it's finally here, the first of our long-awaited season-ending jem and the holograms series! join us for glamor and glitter, fashion and fame.

In the final installment of this year’s Star Wars month we cover everyone’s favorite Star Wars series: Book of Boba Fett. Find out how it succeeds, how it fails, and one the largest problems in modern big tentpole franchise fiction

Skip to the I Ship It segment. Trust me

setting speed records in the most famous speedrunning game of all time: lego star wars

do you want to fuck every clone? because devin sure does!

Star Wars Month is back baby! This year we kicked things off with the legendary Knights Of the Old Republic series and in this episode Amber refuses to support women’s wrongs and is blinded by her hatred for the Jedi.

Amber has very little to say about Creed. Luckily Devin and return guest Dylan Roth have far too much to say about Creed. check out Dylan’s work: @DylanRoth on all socials His band No Jersey https://linktr.ee/nojersey and show https://fanlink.tv/DarkUniverse

holy socks!

we've been teasing the x-men episode so please have a listen to our totally apolitical episode about a bunch of apolitical, heterosexual comic book characters.

Amber recorded a solo episode. No one else is here to take responsibility for this

“The two gay best friends who started it all.” Today Amber and Devin reminisce on two foundational OC and create some new AUs for those OCs to exist in. Which you may recognize as not the premise of the show! Sounds like a classic Devin episode.

there are a few times in this episode when amber autumn says "from whence," which is not a correct use of that word, you just say "whence." anyway this is one of the best episodes we've ever done.

devin is sad right now, so we're deciding to release an episode where we make fun of him a bunch. andy is a wonderful guest where we talk about.... well, about autism, mostly.

lesbians........................ hello