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Spoilers for Love Island Season 8 (2026). Recapping last weeks movie night drama and Sincere becoming the craziest reality TV villain of all time. Redefining what a "girl's girl" is because the women in the villa are acting like birds. Signs that you're friends are male centered and the your man is insecure and toxic.

SPOILER FREE EPISODE Recapping all movies currently available in theaters and giving spoiler free reviews. Covering which movies are worth the dime to see in theaters, which ones to wait until they're available on streaming and which ones to skip all together.

Spoilers for Love Island s8 (2026). The Red Pill mindset is the newest Bombshell to infiltrate the Villa. All these bitch ass boys can't handle a strong, confident woman. The boys want to be the pretty princesses in the Villa. Insincere and Zach are the biggest bitches this season. Casa Amor predictions (rip Zach and Kayda). #JusticeForSol

Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026). Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane "Janine" the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments.

Julia's Birthday Reflections. Life looks SO different now. Learning to appreciate life's little moments and romanticizing the struggle.

Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026). Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP's and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er's only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the "cinematic universe" machine.

Making friends in your 20s is HARD. What defines a "friend" vs an acquaintance. Where to find friends and socialize in Los Angeles, conversation starters, working up to the second hangout. You have to be a villager if you want a Village.

Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026). Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed "Nice Guys" are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don't usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn't the problem, dis...

Guest Starring Noah Bartels Everyone's coming out of break up season ready to go OUTSIDE. 6 rules to follow to optimize the vibes this summer and to not fumble your summer romance. Noah's hot takes on dating, getting revenge on an ex and getting over being "dickmatized".

Spoilers for The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a perfect sequel. How they pay homage to the original. Breaking down the films commentary on Art vs. AI and the entertainment media industry.

Beating the dead horse. Cheating has been normalized in the mainstream and it's weird as fuck.

Full Recap of the Coachella weekend 2 experience. Discussing VIP Access, celebrity drama and rave culture.

Spoilers for Project Hail Mary (2026), The Drama (2026), Forbidden Fruits (2026), Super Mario Galaxy (2026), Michael (2026), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I've seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we'll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachel...

Spoilers for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 (2026). Everyone knows the internet is fake until scandal breaks out. Hollywood is a curated show. Drama isn't usually real. Anyone who believes reality TV is real is being stupid on purpose.

A hot bitch's guide to processing a breakup because trust me, Diva.... it's gonna be okay.

Spoilers for Nocturne (2020) Full plot recap and commentary for Nocturne (2020) starring Sydney Sweeney. Recorded in real time while absolutely stoned.

Spoilers for the 98th Academy Awards (2026). Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it.

Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024). The Oscar's have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.

Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026). Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond.

Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026). Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.

Spoilers for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2026) and "Mercy" (2026). The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre's have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots.

Spoilers for "Send Help" (2026) and "Bugonia" (2025) You're ex girlfriend wasn't "crazy", you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch.