Open Tabs

This week on Open Tabs , we're returning to Forks—and yes, I have thoughts . We're talking about Twilight , the books, the movies, why none of us ever fully escaped our Twilight phase, and all the things I can't stop questioning twenty years later. Expect rants about vampire lore, Charlie Swan, imprinting, Bella's parents, consent, Stephenie Meyer's worldbuilding, and why...

In this episode of Open Tabs , we're talking The Walking Dead —and yes, we're jumping all over the place from Season 1 through about Season 8. We cover why Rick Grimes deserves way more grace than he gets, why Shane was never really the leader people think he was, my never-ending frustration with Lori and Andrea (especially during the Woodbury arc), why I think Negan made a huge mistake,...

This Pride Month on Open Tabs , I'm talking about what it's like to be a bisexual woman in a world that constantly tries to erase bisexuality. We dive into the stereotypes and tropes that still show up in TV, movies, and books, why representation matters, and some of my favorite queer characters and couples—from Lafayette, John Constantine, Magnus Bane, and Quentin and Eliot (yes, I&apos...

We lived through a pandemic, and somehow, vaccines are still up for debate. This week on Open Tabs , I’m talking about vaccines, medical history, and how easy it is to forget what life looked like before modern medicine. From polio and measles to COVID-19, I’m unpacking why vaccines matter, why misinformation is so dangerous, and why listening to actual medical experts should not be controversial....

If the “Mrs.” episode felt like a rant, consider this its sequel. This week on Open Tabs , I’m talking about the internet’s latest obsession: judging what women wear. When Olivia Rodrigo wears a babydoll dress, it’s “infantilizing.” When Sabrina Carpenter wears something more revealing, it’s “too sexy.” Different outfit, same outrage. I’m diving into why women are criticized no matter what they we...

A simple “Mrs.” is all it takes to send this episode of Open Tabs in a completely different direction. What starts as a minor annoyance turns into a broader conversation about sexism, dating, safety, and what it feels like to be a woman right now. I’m talking about why I’m not dating, the everyday precautions women are taught to take, and why it sometimes feels like we’re moving backward instead o...

In this episode of Open Tabs , I’m talking about the movies I’m most excited to see this year—and there are a lot of them. Anne Hathaway has four movies coming out, Tom Holland has two back-to-back, and it feels like we’re officially entering a new era of superhero movies. After a few years of superhero fatigue, I’m genuinely excited about what’s coming next. I’m also sharing why I’m more than a l...

In this mini-sode of Open Tabs , I’m diving into one of my favorite movie genres: shark movies. Are most of them objectively ridiculous? Absolutely. Do I love them anyway? Also absolutely. From Jaws to The Meg, Deep Blue Sea, 47 Meters Down, and Sharknado, I’m talking about the shark movies that are thrilling, absurd, and sometimes so bad they’re actually perfect. I’m also sharing my thoughts on t...

It’s in the title, so you probably already know where this one is headed. In this episode of Open Tabs , I’m talking about the upcoming Harry Potter series, the casting choices, and the complicated reality of being a longtime Potterhead when the person behind the books continues to be… well, the worst . I’m sharing my thoughts on separating the story from its creator, why this fandom feels so diff...

Dearest Gentle Readers, welcome to the very first episode of Open Tabs . Today, I’m opening the tab on all things Bridgerton. I’m sharing my thoughts on Season 4, what I’m most excited to see next, and why I cannot wait for Francesca to finally get her moment in the spotlight. I may not be Lady Whistledown, but I certainly have opinions—and in this episode, I’m spilling all of them. Plus, I’m endi...

Like I said, y’all—you truly never know what you’re going to get with Open Tabs . In episode two, I’m talking about what it means to be a Passenger Princess at 31 (and yes, the capital letters are absolutely necessary), along with a very honest retelling of the many—many—car accidents I’ve somehow survived with the same driver. Love you, Paige. It’s chaotic, a little concerning, and honestly kind...

Y’all… the internet has entered another round of celebrity discourse, and this time Chappell Roan is at the center of it. In this episode of Open Tabs , I’m unpacking the latest drama, what people are saying, and why these conversations about celebrities can get messy fast. I’m also sharing some of my own genuinely positive experiences meeting celebrities and talking about the difference between p...