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Some disappearances leave behind clues. Others leave behind only questions. This week, we're exploring two of history's most baffling missing person cases: the mysterious disappearance of the Springfield Three and the decades-old mystery of explorer Percy Fawcett, who vanished without a trace while searching for the legendary Lost City of Z. We examine the evidence, the theories, and the...

What lies beneath our feet? This week, we're exploring the mysterious world of caves, from breathtaking underground cave systems and dangerous underwater caves to the deepest and longest caves ever discovered. Every year, explorers uncover new passages and hidden chambers, proving there's still so much of our planet waiting to be explored. Of course, we couldn't resist wandering int...

PORCH TALK TIME! Porch talk is the one episode a month that we talk about whatever comes to mind. No script, just chit chatting, usually super fast and about the most random topics. In this one we discuss my murderous cat, scheduling brain spirals, a car contest that involves feces, and the fact that we are just all floating around on a rock existing! Hope you enjoy... only if you can keep up! Sen...

During the 1980s and 1990s, America became consumed by a wave of fear known as the Satanic Panic. Rumors of secret cults, ritual abuse, hidden symbols, and satanic conspiracies spread across the country, influencing criminal investigations, court cases, television, music, and everyday life. In this episode, we explore how the Satanic Panic began, why so many people believed it, and the devastating...

As the clock counted down to January 1, 2000, millions of people believed the world was on the verge of chaos. The Y2K bug, also known as the Millennium Bug, was expected to shut down computers, crash airplanes, disrupt power grids, and send modern society into panic. But what actually happened? This week, we're diving into the history of Y2K, exploring why so many people feared the turn of t...

Have you ever wondered where your favorite Christmas decorations and traditions actually came from? In this episode, we take a journey through time to explore the fascinating origins of iconic Christmas items, from the twinkling Christmas star and stockings to the bells and eggnog. Discover how ancient customs, folklore, and even marketing campaigns helped shape the holiday season as we know it to...

⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode discusses murder, graphic violence, and death. In this holiday episode, we're trading Christmas cheer for chilling true crime. We explore two disturbing cases that prove the most wonderful time of the year can also be the most terrifying. First, we tell the horrifying story of a killer dressed as Santa Claus who turned a family Christmas celebration into a nig...

Christmas isn't all twinkling lights, cookies, and Santa Claus. Around the world, the holiday season has inspired some surprisingly dark traditions, eerie legends, and downright terrifying folklore. In this episode, we explore the creepy side of Christmas history, from the horned punishment of Krampus to the terrifying tale of The Yule Cat, along with other strange holiday customs that have b...

Have you ever wondered if curses are real, or if some people are simply plagued by bad luck? In this episode, we dive into the mysterious world of curses, exploring why people have believed in them for centuries and the stories that have kept those beliefs alive. From famous examples to everyday experiences, we discuss the idea of family curses, superstition, and whether there might be more to the...

Black Friday is known for incredible deals, packed stores, and long lines, but it also has a surprisingly dark side. In this episode, we take a look at the history of Black Friday, how the shopping tradition began, and some of the wildest moments that have happened over the years. From unbelievable customer behavior to shocking accidents and tragic events, we explore why one of the biggest shoppin...

Time for another PORCH TALK!!! Once a month we sit, not actually on the porch, and just talk about whatever comes to mind. This time we discuss scents, sounds, memories, nostalgia, doctor visits, and dissociation. Of course we get off track and probably talk way too fast... enjoy! Only if you can keep up ;) Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show!  If you...

Some mysteries refuse to be solved, no matter how many years pass. In this episode, we explore two of history's most fascinating unsolved mysteries: The Dancing Plague and the mysterious disappearance of the crew aboard the Mary Celeste. Centuries later, both cases continue to spark theories, debates, and countless questions. Join us as we take a closer look at these strange historical events...

The ocean has always been filled with mystery, danger, and stories that refuse to sink. In this episode, we explore the eerie legends, mysterious shipwrecks, and strange tales surrounding the Black Sea and the North Sea. From unsettling folklore to unexplained events on the water, these seas have inspired countless stories that continue to fascinate sailors, historians, and mystery lovers alike. I...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Today we talk about some fun Halloween facts you might not know. Anywhere from the most loved Halloween candy to why witches are portrayed riding brooms. We also discuss some spooky things that have happened to us personally, all while battling the crazy smoke from our camp fire! We hope everyone has a safe, happy Halloween & Blessed Samhain!  Send us Fan Mail If you like th...

Spooky season is in full swing, so we're exploring two of the world's most famous haunted places: Edinburgh Castle in Scotland and the infamous Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles. Both locations have earned chilling reputations thanks to their dark histories, ghost stories, and the countless legends that continue to fascinate paranormal enthusiasts. Join us as we uncover the history, hauntings,...

This week, we're stepping into the mysterious world of divination and the occult. From tarot cards and automatic writing to sigils, Ouija boards, and the fascinating history of Aleister Crowley, we're exploring the practices, beliefs, and history behind some of the world's most intriguing mystical traditions. Along the way, we share our own thoughts and experiences while diving into...

Spooky Season continues as we dive into more of our favorite horror movies, this time featuring the Scream franchise and Split. From Ghostface's unforgettable phone calls to the psychological twists of Kevin Wendell Crumb, we're talking about the horror movies that still keep us glued to the screen. 🚨 Spoiler Warning! 🚨 We discuss major plot points, killers, and endings, so if these mo...

We're kicking off Spooky Season by diving into two of the most iconic horror movies ever made: Halloween and Psycho . From Michael Myers to Norman Bates, we're talking about the characters, the stories, and the unforgettable moments that helped shape the horror genre. 🚨 Spoiler Warning! 🚨 We discuss both films in detail, so if you haven't seen Halloween or Psycho , you may want to...

This week, we're diving into two chilling cold cases that continue to baffle investigators decades later. First, we explore the infamous Black Dahlia case, examining the mysterious murder of Elizabeth Short, one of the most famous unsolved crimes in American history. Then, we take a closer look at the unsettling death of Jeannette DePalma, a case surrounded by strange theories, unanswered que...

Join us for another Porch Talk where we let the ADHD flyyyyyy! We are so random as usual, jumping from one topic to another...everything from Corn Sweats to Pirates! Can you keep up?  Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show!  If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com You can also Listen on YouTube!  @only...

We're back with Part 2 of our dive into mysterious medical conditions, and somehow these disorders are even stranger than the first time around. From Cotard syndrome, where people genuinely believe they're dead, to the rare condition of laughing yourself to death, we're exploring medical mysteries that sound completely unbelievable... but are absolutely real. Join us as we uncover t...

Ancient Egypt has fascinated people for thousands of years, and it's easy to see why. From powerful pharaohs and mysterious pyramids to bizarre traditions and incredible discoveries, this ancient civilization continues to raise more questions than answers. This week, we're exploring the mysteries of Ancient Egypt, including the story of King Tut, fascinating facts about everyday life, an...

⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussions of murder, violence, and disturbing crimes that may not be suitable for all listeners. We're back with another true crime episode, diving into two disturbing cases that continue to fascinate and horrify. First, we explore the crimes of Robert Hansen, better known as the "Butcher Baker," the Alaskan serial killer who hunted his vi...

Cryptids: an animal that has been claimed to exist but never proven to exist. We talk about some legends of some magnificent creatures that aren't real.. or are they? Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show!  If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com You can also Listen on YouTube!  @onlyifyoucankeep...

It's time for another Porch Talk! Grab a drink and pull up a chair because this week we're chatting about emotions, the chance of joining a cult, and whatever other random rabbit holes our brains decide to wander down. As always, the conversation goes places we never planned... and we wouldn't have it any other way. Listen... only if you can keep up! Send us Fan Mail If you like thi...