One Last Late-Night Talk Show

Duncan Indigo (Alexander Krause) chats to Winnie Speakman (Kate O'Keefe) & Ernest Clementine (Jon Walpole) about being best friends. Plus, Duncan learns to count the grains in your Uncle Toby's muesli bar, to grab their cheeks when giving advice, and that dating apps are filled with widowed sailors and pilots.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes The Ghost of Christmas Pants (Kiran Stanford), Ghost of Christmas Present (Kit Berry) & Ghost of Christmas Future (Jessica Luu) into the lounge for merry drinking games. Plus, Clayton learns to deck the halls and get buff, that priests are the kings of comedy, and that Pete Stevens is also here.

Duncan Ingress (Alexander Krause) speaks to Lazy Mike (Sujith De Silva) & Jacinta from HR (Isabelle Cameron) about showing outline. Plus, Duncan learns to blink when you swear, the dangers of mixing Muppets, and that your crotch is open casket.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Helena Hellwood (Nicole Smith) and Eloise (Jessica Luu) on to the show to discuss being happy babes. Plus, Clayton learns that ghosts are thin and sexy, how to spell Jane Auxten, and that 'It Follows' is an allegory.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with Tracy Winkleman (Vicky Cansfield) to discuss wall love. Plus, Clayton learns that staples hold us together, how to tackle personality deficiency, and why horses are silly.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats to Steve Seagull (Trevor Scott) and Scaevus (Ben Slinger) about Under Siege 2 Dark Territory. Plus, Clayton learns that air tonguing is romantic, how much a triple is worth in Scrabble, and to always watch Cherry on mute.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Albert “Santa Claus” Pencil-Case (Jason Rout) & Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean Elliott) to the hell political debate of the century! Plus, Clayton learns about the pain of watching a vacation slideshow, how to distract people with a glass of water, and that bees are a great motivator.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Henrietta Rosetta (Wendy King) and Kenny Sheen (Trevor Scott) about stuffing the Cannelloni. Plus, Clayton learns how to be a hit with the ladies, how to operate a split system, and the benefits of following a mortician on Instagram.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with Cornelius Scuttlebutt (Sean Elliott), Delaine Portmanteau (Isabelle Cameron) & Bernie (Sujith De Silva) to ridicule people who wear North Face jackets. Plus, Clayton learns how to moonlight as a cowpoke, where to find Tony Stark, and what a moose sounds like. I forgot Zendaya.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with H (Jillian Healy), John Louis (Rhys Auteri) & Jason (Tim Roach) to discuss the architect breeding program. Plus, Clayton learns about the dark secrets of Hollywood, how to be a simple country lawyer, and that the rules of basketball were forged at the beginning of time.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Petunia Brown (Isabelle Cameron) into the lounge to discuss flower rankings. Plus, Clayton learns to never trust a Ren, that you can take any olive you see in Ascot Vale, and how to take a Grease Lightnin' Minute in a Flower Hour.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Ed Gains (Kiran Stanford) about their new book. Plus, Clayton learns how to scream act, that the Trojan horse has sleepover vibes, and what to do if you’re big stinky but you’re about to snoozetown. And as always, FBI, if you’re listening, we’re coming for James Corden.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Red (Trevor Scott), Malta (Kate O’Keeffe) & Jean Pierre (Jason Rout) into the lounge, to discuss magic wood. Plus, Clayton learns that finding juxtapositions can be a hobby, that you can’t be crazy if you have Cate Blanchett on the phone, and that if you mispronounce John Wicks’ name you must explain who you’re talking about.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats with Kasey Bat (Jessica Luu), Ed (Jon Walpole) & Bob Baskin (Sophie Power) about all things corn. Plus, Clayton learns that you’ll never be offended eating a pea, that effective journalists chase cars, and how to be in/on Graham Norton. And remember, all DMs to Jon Walpole please.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Dr Daniel Simms (Trevor Scott) onto the show to discuss being a famous doctor. Plus, Clayton learns to alter your silhouette to avoid persecution, that there is a haunted computer in the editing bay, and how to learn sympathy from the DC Universe of films.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with Simon Kettle (Sean Elliott) to discuss belly woes. Plus, Clayton learns to get intimate with Nylon Shirts, that your reveal sucks, and to do it all for Pablo Escobar’s signature.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Kingston Yellow (Sean Elliott), Conny Anchor (Kate O’Keeffe) & Hector Ledgerson (Trevor Scott) to talk paternity. Plus, Clayton learns that Gordon says no, how to praise The Berserker, and that there’s nothing in the rulebook that says you can’t burn a woman in hot water.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Monte Carlo (Sujith De Silva), Angie Marley Cox (Jessica Luu) and Bernie Flubson (Jon Walpole) on to the show to be combative. Plus, Clayton learns all things slug shaming, how to make weapons out of discs, and that it’s really all about plugs.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats with Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe) about keeping yourself grounded. Plus, Clayton learns what you can get for gold bullions, not to say adieu when presented goo, and to hide in suitcases to get past border patrol.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with Ricky Planter (Trevor Scott) and Richard Masters (Ben Slinger) to discuss all things home maintenance. Plus, Clayton learns about living the dream with the kiss stick, alternative versions of Scrubs, and how not to get attacked during the commercial breaks.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Helena (Jessica Luu), Mike Bucket (Sean Elliott) and Willow Seafoam (Jillian Healy) to interview for the position as new co-host. Plus, Clayton learns that the Hawaiian people drive around on golf carts, how to sand rake, and that you can solve most of your problems through demonic murder.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Terry McGuiness (Geraint Stirling) to chat all things construction. Plus, Clayton learns that you need five for a séance, to bottle it down when they pass them around, and that when the sun’s out Bundy’s out.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Aberdeen Clements (Jillian Healy) about processing jealousy. Plus, Clayton learns how to get talent scouted as a grip, dealing with having a face like a wall, and how to say hello to Andrew Garfield who showed up this time.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Jintong (Tridat Tran) into the lounge, to discuss being a beetle. Plus, Clayton learns about “transcendence”, who orders KFC buckets, and negative space compliments.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with William Mason (w/ Sujith De Silva) to discuss not being worthy of love. Plus, Clayton learns how to be split like a D&D slime, how to get pranked by the shirtless boys, and that if you’re so rich you can be anyone (eg. Austin Powers).