One Last Late-Night Talk Show

Greg (Ryan Stickland) and Andy (Alexander Krause) sit at the back of Calligraphy class to catchup. Everyone learns that it’s embarrassing for your mum to pack alfalfa and a letter for lunch, you can be one demerit point from death, and that we don’t care if you crank because we all crank.

Yash Knight (Alexander Krause) invites Amarda Chrysler (Ryan Stickland) into the lounge to discuss the dark history of calligraphy. Plus, Yash learns the importance of keeping, that the day doesn’t start till after our iron infusion, and that we’re on a full name basis with Elizabeth McGuire.

New Yorker employees (Alexander Krause, Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their new cartoon pitches. Everyone learns Atlas is Earthmaxing, Paul Giamatti has a brother named Paul Giammato, and some people are always coming from a train or going to a train.

Yookie Wine (Alexander Krause) welcomes the Jedwards sisters (Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) into the lounge to discuss Mernda Gazette’s Lady Whistleblower. Plus, Yookie learns the real Ella McKay challenge was the box office, Cars 3 was a crash grab, and the importance of knowing a witch through a friend.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette learnings call. They discuss that thewspaper spin, that a lot of men get reduced to grunts in their later years, and spending your whole Monopoly game working in a hotel on Baltic Avenue. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podca...

Stevens (Alexander Krause) awakens on the Everlyn, and is given a warm welcome by Captain Galacus Kayne of Galaxy Space Command (the GSC) not the Gaming Commission of South Australia (The GCS) (Ben Mitchell). Everyone learns to clean the gunk out of your holes, what a clome is, and that no one respects a swirlied captain.

Yaundry Pepper (Alexander Krause) chats with Captain Galacus Kayne of Galaxy Space Command (the GSC) not the Gaming Commission of South Australia (The GCS) (Ben Mitchell). Yaundry learns that fire, water and man are the threats to our livelihood, that King Crood is one of the best Croods, and yellow holes don’t suck they blow.

Yard Bartsman (Alexander Krause) has no guest this week, and shares recordings of himself running late for various podcast recordings. Yard learns to hate when Canberra man shows up, that you can still laugh if the pun isn’t intentional, and Mary Shelley is a Common Misconception.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the difficulties of dating Warhorse, Cybertrucks aren’t built to be touched, and how Elon is Zuckerberg is dad is Slugworth is Slugworthless. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-4264...

Greg, Ivan and Sam (Alexander Krause, Ben Slinger & Trevor Scott) hang out in the kitchen of a Domino’s Pizza. Everyone learns you get a little static on the hangup, you gotta have money if your number’s 899 Salmon, and what the real Joe Rogan Experience is.

Yoda Lemming (Alexander Krause) welcomes his son Poetry “Poe” (Ben Slinger) & son Electric “Eric” (Trevor Scott) onto the show to catch-up for ten minutes or more. Yoda learns about the locked door Mandela Effect, how to operate the Slaughterbuster 360, and to Permeate that sponge layer.

Daniel (Alexander Krause), Ben (Chris Bates) and Greg (Laurie Page) meet to discuss the agenda at Tiny Tales Publishing. Everyone learns Batman’s Quarter-Face is always flipping a quarter, the score of Crush Bandicoot feels real, and the dangers of the Kensington push.

Yeel Teamy (Alexander Krause) speaks with Shane & Josh Nunya, the Nunya brothers (Laurie Page & Chris Bates) about going Fulllll Princess. Plus, Yeel learns that Stephen Colbert does a full load, the invisibility cloak goes brr, and how to be a wizard in the streets and a lizard in the sheets.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss how a chicken to a sunroof is like an ant to honey, Fran Drescher is liquid metal, and if you haven’t done your homework you can always blame the German boy who fell into the chocolate river. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm:...

Stable keepers (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) meet to discuss the feeding schedule of both pony and staff. Everyone learns that ponies are one to champ, poetry isn’t personal, and when you walk on the street everybody’s nobody.

Yustin “The Coaster” McJustin (Alexander Krause) invites Lady Persephone Cheeseberry the Third (Isabel Cameron) into the lounge to play at working for fun. Plus, Yustin learns that killing crows aint for the cozy, you can order extra stank jelly at the smelly deli, and every sense of the word can just mean two meanings. Answer this question, from the bottom of your heart, is this product a Sony?

A collection of players, nuns, and talent scouts (Alexander Krause, Jess Pratt & Jamie Yung) gather for a very important game of church basketball. Everyone learns that God wants the other team to lose, to become a rubber boy to support your mum, and when it comes to basketball it’s all about how well you sing at halftime.

Yema Yowdie (Alexander Krause) welcomes “Sister Carnie” (Jess Pratt) & Kevin Yoink (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to audition for the heist. Plus, Yema learns that kids are all about the foreground, how to do a straight-up lay-up, and that street toughs give free haircuts. “If you bring the good vibrations, if you’re a good vibrator, you can fall in love” – Kevin Yoink

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss why you should take out full accordion, that Cookie Monster only puts on a show for the crumbs, and that PPPerfume makes you PP if you drink it. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-4...

Kid detectives, Yew Error (Alexander Krause) and Secret Seven (Sean M Elliott), investigate the mystery of the grape and discover they aren’t kids. Plus, everyone learns that Sherlock Holmes said a lot of things, the Hardy Boys have an advantage because someone writes for them, and prints go on the fingers but Prince goes in the ears.

Yew Error (Alexander Krause) chats with Secret Steven (Sean M Elliott) about pulling off one last job, and meets with the infamous Dr. Gun. Plus, Yew learns that Chandler had a moniker, calapella isn’t a horse but your brother, and Last Week Tonight just plays covers now.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss not booking the room of Resistance HQ, only dating Oscar the Grouch on the rebound, and that having wealth is having intermediaries. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Workers at the Ricotta-Lee estate (Alexander Krause, Ben McCarthy & Jessica Luu) try to fit in with the upper-class. Everyone learns how to not sound like a piss rat, you have to pay to get into heaven, and that God is Protestant and proud.

Yabaku Taku (Alexander Krause) invites President Chunk (Ben McCarthy) & Lady Ricotta-Lee (Jessica Luu) into the lounge to discuss their controversies. Plus, Yabaku learns that rabbits should read their contracts carefully, how to jaffle someone, and you only need to know half the reference to start making it.

Board members (Alexander Krause & Laurie Page) meet to discuss changes at the ‘We Don’t Know Yet’ Theatre. Everyone learns who let the horses in, that the best wine is straight from the foot of a lesser man, and that gaffer tape is the real Schuyler sisters.