One Good Thing

The chaotic and sexual Chris Bond from Baby Beard comes on to help the bashful Pauls find the good things in not Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man (1992). Depending on which Paul you listen to most, holy crap! Featuring: @deathnote, weird & uncool, slappers only, 90s representation of mental disability, The Tron, horny for logs, nearCage, Jolly Green Gianthead, millions of bees, So Fast So Shirtles...

This week Mark and Sophie from You Know What I Like come on with their brand of wholesome musical energy to make us watch more stuff that Goodman really doesn't like! This time around it's Disney's 'punish the children' saga Descendants 2! Featuring: David Icke, Oh no sexism, Chekhov’s weirddog, a place of paint and wicked bobbin'. ***** The link to preorder Mark's graphic novel coming soon...  Ch...

Thanks to Matt Antonio @strayt0aster for recommending monument to 80s bliss American Rickshaw starring Olympic gymnast Mitch Gaylord – it's exactly what we needed after many weeks of farty fart movies. You're our new king, Matt. Featuring: Ken Loach's porn pizza bitches. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open....

The Pauls remember, about three years ago, suggesting a defence of Seth Macfarlane's thing A Million Ways To Die In the West, saying it'd be "hep" and "funky". Well look at 'em now.  ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook...

Jiu Jitsu is a NIC CAGE and TONY JAA film. Featuring: seamless read through, JCVD’s leftover baggies, eventually saying Myanmar, the fighting fivemen, Dreamborks, Marc Warren from Northampton and directing horse. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tu...

Thought it couldn’t get any worse than Love, Weddings & Other Disasters? The one good thing about Reality Queen! Featuring: Revenant: Fez Fate, Nasty Gran, British Lady, Photoshop Boyz, cuz phone, Big Small Beach, nughunting, the Kardashipastcast and DK’s Michael Fassbender Hangdown. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Bab...

Dennis Dugan spread his wings and flew from the Sandler coop to make Love, Weddings & Other Disasters. It wasn't well reviewed. The Pauls stop battering each other like insane and violent chimps for just long enough to mention some good things into their mics rather than down each other's screaming gullets. The result is this! Featuring: Rob Schneider's stepdaughter and a tour guide. ***** NEW NEW...

This week the Pauls take a break from bad movies to talk about two very very good ones and four other movies ranging from okay to balls. That’s right, it’s the one good thing about the Terminator franchise! Featuring: the’m’terminator, Ronald “The Clown” McDonald, Danny Mullet, Channel Five, Steve Sepia, That’s John, the Monkey Terminator Hypothesis and the Muscle Net Lady Trap.  NEW NEWS! NEWS NE...

Tiny Town This week it’s face first into t’history hole as the Pauls find good things in 1938’s all-dwarf cast The Terror of Tiny Town. Yeah. Barry Bangel, bad filter, Our Boss Jerry Bruckheimer, scary confronting and scary, Romulons and Capulons, Terebis Mayjohn and a hot hot blacksmith that just won’t let up. Jonathan Novick’s Don’t Look Down On Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD_PWU6K514  ...

Goodman's friend Nick (will doxx for right price) had to sit through a Happy Madison movie the other week. He said we should too. After saying yes, Goodman completely forgot it was a Happy Madison movie, and one evening finally sat down to watch the thing. And it was a Happy Madison movie.  The one good thing about The Wrong Missy! Featuring: Decessity, noted antivaxxer Rob Schneider, real Jill vi...

Thanks to Awesome A.F. patron Lucy May Clipsham for recommending Escape From Tomorrow – a film ostensibly about Disney and filmed on location in Disneyland if anyone cared to notice! Which they almost didn't! Chuck some puns in there about the Pauls queueing for ages and being so sick on the rides/from eating doughnuts/ from social anxiety and you've got yourself a classic episode of Paul on Paul:...

Katy, our friend and also host of the 'Have You Ever Heard Of?' podcast, ceases to be at least one of these things this week as she comes on t'show to discuss the Netflix original Last Days of American Crime.    I HATE YOU, KATY.   Featuring: Go Gumblefuck, no reasons, Not Rafe Spall, Not Charlie Hunnam, Not Hot, Not Swank, new jingles, pain challenge, Brick the Hero, too busy to harass and the Co...

Happy New Bloody Year you absolute fools! Starting strong with a recommendation from the Almighty Nell, the Pauls are plunging crotch-first into Zak Snyder guffotron Sucker Punch. Start as you mean to go on, my dear old nan always said. But not how Zak Snyder starts things because Jesus might be watching. Featuring: multi-layered cinephile, vag up!, t-shirt idea, BYOBS, Tyler Bates bollocks and a...

Against all odds and legal advice/warnings, the Pauls have reached an almighty 200 episodes! Join them as they reflect on the year, talk a bit about film and hear from the guests they had along the way, specifically the one good thing from their worst movies of all time. There are jokes, too! Big ones! Featuring: navel gazing and bags of wank. NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in...

Shhhhh! Don't let the family know you've snuck away to spend some naughty time with your favourite Pauls! This time we're having a festive tuck in to some dubbed 70s pornography. What wonders await!  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod  - sign up...

Happy Winterval, y'all! The Paulboyz finish up their Christmas run by looking at the much-maligned Christmas Classic Sequel Home Alone 2, asking important questions such as 'why did they repeat this bit?' over and over and over and over again until the words lose all meaning.  Featuring: Daniel Stern's strange contract, Rob Schneider?, steaming pizza, good smooch use, sex lessons for kids and an A...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of fun, it's Christmas season (still) and the Pauls are dedicating their podcast (still going) to the bloody holiday I just mentioned! This week the Pauls open up a whole new avenue of sausages and gnomes as they scrape at the film of saccharine separating them from the Hallmark Christmas world – a world where women are kept in their place by lazy scripts and, well, that's ab...

The decorations go up on December 1st and the Pauls podcast Christmas for the whole bloody month apparently – this is week the second, and we're megacelebrating with Surviving Christmas starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini. Don't tell us we're not constantly giving. Because that would be inaccurate. Featuring: Third-degree Faye, Spongepaul Squarepaul, Thingo, Unfortunately James Gandolfini, J...

Ho oh no, everyone! The Pauls have decided to undertake a season of Christmas films! They're going to start by discussing what the bloody point of Christmas films are! Let's hope the outcome is positive or the next three weeks will just be us crying more than usual. Enjoy! Featuring: Paul Goodman's very resident evil christmas, nostalgia, Love actually IS depressing as fuck, and Die Hard obviously...

As we approach episode 200 it's time for another funky punt down the history hole – this time it's "worst film of all time" worst film of all time film No Orchids For Miss Blandish, and every word in that sentence I just said is true.  Featuring: weird vamping, journalism gun, the rough touch of Gene Siskel, crazy dames, pointy man, Humphrey Nogart, fight music and Sarah Chronner McGonagalls.   ht...

Tally ho and well met, traveller: my name is Count Paulkula and I am a legitimate TTRPG-type wanderer. Oh no! A magic missile! See?  Anyway, the Simpsons Index boys came on to talk up another oft-maligned and little-heard of part of a franchise no one cares about. Why? Because we asked them to! Your tax dollars at work. Featuring: Captain Damn-It Dan the Toothpaste Man, Thorazine Birch, and Jeremy...

Thanks to Victor Gamboa for eventually responding to my pleas in the night and recommending Frank Miller's The Spirit. Worst luck, though: just yesterday I was standing with elbow on appropriately-positioned stool saying I'd give everyone a million dollars if Frank Miller made a weird pastiche of his most famous film with none of the class, depth or Robert Rodriguezes; not only was everyone in the...

As part of their mission to revisit their least favourite films in OGT history, the Pauls have recorded a commentary for those of you who are just itching for an excuse to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. For those of you playing along at home, just press play when we press play; for those of you who for some reason are not, we've filled the silences with our usual bollocks, so tune in and zone out to...

Happy Halloween! Take a break from your 2020 experience by being very, very scared for a bit! This year the Pauls are subjecting themselves to 21st Century attempts to capitalise on Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers (who isn't big enough to be known by one name). Will the Pauls be frightened by Michael Bay outside of the context of the man's sexual politics? Can a serious art film be made by a man d...

Paul Salt was born in reverse-Gaspar Noe style last week, so while he’s reknitting his genetic makeup in a soupy vat in the Lewisham YMCA, I’ve unearthed footage of us from a week ago (specially recorded for today like a real episode) in which we watch and discuss the Gorehouse Great animal-revenge movie Stanley. It’s back to regular episodes next week, and back to Paul’s regular old self too. Imp...