One Good Thing

This week the Pauls get recent with potential cult horror movie of this and the year: Malignant (2021)! Featuring: Piers Morgan: Happiest Man in the World, the Razzies?, Jenny!, conch surprise, Brian Eenoooo, spoilers, Gabe gotta talk, and ?, b, 3. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little...

This week the Pauls sweep their hairs to a taper and don't wanna go to school in order to find all the good things in Brian Bosworth's Stone Cold (1991) - a fantastic flipping film, fantastic fun fun fantastic. Featuring: Lore & law, stuntman convo, mullet nuance, optical mullet, Blue Ballantyne, regular jinks, an uncut lesson in grammar, immediately explosions, The 1980s The Man, Chekhov’s bullet...

The Pauls kick off their new Wednesday-release career by finding all the good things about Congo (1995) and hoping it is anywhere near as great as Anaconda.  Featuring: Laser Corp, exterior motive, plane drinks, anyone’s laser, boat droks, a warning for readers, the most rubbish rubbish puppet and the power of diamonds. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  htt...

Goodman is back with the ill behaviour and big ol' butt to help main co-host Paul Salt find the one good thing in not-about-trolls film, Troll 2!  Featuring: peen tatt, a movie about goblins, Llort, wonderful guy George Hardy, a couple of pros, Jared Harris strength, Billy the Blue Ranger, Steinbeck and almost the best bit. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! ...

The Paul is challenged by friend of the podcast Ellen Graham to watch more than all of 2005's trippy psychological thriller, Stay! Can they survive the existential labyrinth and figure out what's a dream? All of it? Hope not.  Featuring: Definite Paul, Definite Gosling, Testosterone, the startling truth about Gondoliers, why Hollywood hires Naomi Watts and how to be the best psychiatrist.    Find...

One of the Pauls is stuck in detention, whilst the other is free to cavort and enjoy life as they please. TWIST. It's the detention one who had to watch the movie. Joined by the always excellent Kateward Mayward, from Have You Ever Heard Of... Podcast. Together they suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Jen Blundell, who made us watch Bad Teacher, murdering one of the Pauls in the process. Ch...

Goodman's girlfriend Nell is a right thug, going off on this and that about sports, flexing her biceps and all other kinds of ceps, including fore-, just to get him to find the good things in Whoopi Goldberg's sports thing Eddie (1996). But don't tell her you read it here. Featuring: Stacey Keach, Societé, Forever Divorce, Difficult Place Grammar, having nothing to do with the movie Richard Jewell...

Mark Reid, famously patronal man, reckoned the Pauls deserved a reward for trawling through dreck and dross week in, week out, and recommended we find all the good things in the historically-maligned What A Way To Go! (1964). Starring everyone - imagine Gary Oldman screaming that word and you'll realise just how every. Featuring: films that flap, getting Shirley MacLaine, sister's dream house, bra...

This week the Pauls change it up: instead of defending a much-maligned movie they're going back to their roots and disproving the ol' shitey adage that they don't make movies like that anymore. First up is  Hirokazu Kore-eda's Still Walking (2008), indisputably a modern classic.  Seen it? Are you interested? Get in touch! Featuring: Shrewd Shark, mmmmmucosal, fun with languages, shitty grief flowe...

This week the Pauls reverb their innermost thoughts to hide their true feelings about Chaos Walking!... the one good thing! about. Featuring: love my bucket, Beings John Malkovich, test thresher, anti-manual! threeman Tom Holland, Goodman’s first day on Earth, tour of Prentisstown, David Oyelowo, President Password, Tom Holland's Two Dads, Dongle Macguffin and Progression of Expression.  https://f...

This week the Pauls say "yay" and "ooh" and get right hot under the collar as they find all the good things in Deadly Illusions (2021)! Featuring: a new novel, fan of the Smiths, taking the time to ruin a joke for truth, Elephant, the fund game, sprout clarity, this is a dream, Four More Gore, Drummond Lace, Goodman and his perfect quote recall x2, the Charlotte Walk and a very Scott Pilgrim “that...

This week the Pauls settle in for the much-maligned Russos/Tom Holland auto-fiction thing Cherry! ...and liked it? Well? Did they? Find out here. Featuring: Owen Glieberman’s column of dead dicks, Strawperson, my own J cut, taking the time to remember the people who you think Jack Reynor is before you land on Jack Reynor, the Gaspar Noe/Tom Holland shot, Wild ’n’ Wet, Paul Night Long and it’s wort...

This week the Pauls potentially mistake irony for being a prick and find the one good thing in this (2021) year's (2021) Woman In the Window!  Featuring: the Vaxxcast, some lines of Gary Oldman's and danger music for a cat.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod  – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** G...

This week Stuart Watkinson stumps the goods with Australian answer to Lock Stock Trojan Warrior (2002), a.k.a. Kick to the Head a.k.a.  Crazy Australian B Movie (VHS Rip) !  Featuring: Mark "Jacko" Jackson, he puts a guy in a bin and it's great. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod  – sign up for exclusive content for as little a...

This week the Pauls take one last dive down the history hole to find all the good things about much better than Reefer Madness film Maniac (1934)! Just do yourself a favour and watch it here: Maniac (1934) - YouTube   Featuring: Incomprehensible Joe, thinking of Satan, Defund Yourself, acting juice and real love for our fraud fans. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a P...

Lovely patron and my lifelong bully Jem Newlyn recommended this week's film: it's the one good thing about Conan the Barbarian (2011)!   Featuring: bassemble! the original Night King, Cosmos Nopantsmos, a real William Fichtner, Classic Horse Stunts and Thanks, Stephan Lang. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod  – sign up for excl...

Mortal enemy of OGT Sean Flierl is back, and this time he's got yet another adorable blast from our collective pasts. It's the one good thing about Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers the Movie!  Featuring: Billyzord, the smearing of your heart, Bordon, the fact that Tommy is the coolest Ranger and Christopher Nolan, auteur.  https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon!  htt...

Holy crap everyone, it's recommendations month again! Up steps mainstay of rubbish movie suggestions Jen Blundell to shove our snivelling noses in the liquid swill of Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck's surprisingly not-good film The Tourist (2010). Intrigue! Drama! Suspense! All things missing from this film.  Featuring: Venice hospitality, the worst other man, a good Stasi film, doing you a Berko...

Paul Salt defends film from his youth and yours: Dragonheart (1996)! Crucially not starring Randy Quaid. Featuring: Sayno Moore, an Einon Kleinen twist, the Quaid you want, dragon heaven and how French are our listeners? Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogt...

This week the Pauls try having feelings for a change, just so they can enjoy Dan Fogelman's Life Itself and grab that glimmer of hope available to all but the movie critic in this life. Alas, they are everything Fogelman rails against, but even as they slough off their cold lifeless husks and become unfeeling vapours drifting through the ether, they were able to find some good things about this fi...

Whose bitch are you, listener (line from the film)? Find out as the Pauls find the one good thing about Jet Li's nu-metal action beast The One!  Featuring: the dream of New Labour, the mul’iverse, Stathamerian and the smell of pasties and failure.    Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG...

Initiate protocol and other hard to pronounce words in English – imagine if Arnie had a baby and that's definitely all there is to the movie Junior if you listened to Goodman before he saw Junior again. Good things within! Featuring: Mum from Bean, First Joke of the Movie, science with the man, capitalism: successful experiment, what Danny Devito don’t, Ularuing Arnie, guts day and the miracle of...

2020: bad year for many. There were some great films, though, and the Pauls go through EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM in their best of year! Featuring: FILMS. ALL OF THE FI Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://tw...

Down the history hole once more go the Pauls, for a film oft-discussed and looked-forward to: 1936 American proper gander movie Reefer Madness! Featuring: counting the humans, Rufus Mudnus, absolute cowboy country, Thanks Hitler, raw shin, Very Stern Man, Stormzy, Hemplife, Awful Ralph, foreverball, the cocaine fields of Shropshire and some manky danky old blowies. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on...

Chris Attaway turns up for bloody once and brings us Simon Cox's Invasion Planet Earth to save us from ourselves. Were we prepared?  No. Featuring: end credits song, wikki-wild, British Jeff, Tony Jaajitsu, Not Tring, best joke, Beyond the Breen and Cosmic Jeff.  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE ! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify....