One Brain Cell at a Time

So we were like, super exhausted this time 'round, you get it right? We knew you would. This week we learned about the different levels of pain a person may experience after stepping on *insert thing here* and that if you step on a bear there will be a small margin of delay between you stepping on the bear and the bear strongly retaliating against you. Ouit ouit. Go check out the debut of our...

Giggle is a funny word the more you say it. No no, it's not an opinion, it's just a given fact. Do it, right now. Say "giggle" over and over repeatedly and try not to at least *giggle* a little bit. Hehe, giggle. Gets better every time.

We have really got to start eating right before recording because we clearly have one-track minds if we don't. Mmmm...bad food, doesn't that just sound great? Yes, yes it does. So grab some of that on our behalf, settle in, and enjoy our unconscious lack of comedy throughout some of our questions in which we forgot that's basically what our show is meant to be. Oopises.

Ok. *Deep breath*. Ok, huge pitch here. This of course relates in no way shape or form to questions we try to answer, as is custom in our place of work, but boy we got this great idea for the film industry to implement, like, immediately. This is groundbreaking and will earn us so much money, like the be able to go out and buy nachos together kind of money. So what if we got distracted by God'...

Hey, did you hear the news?! Crazy right? Well yeah sure, our rank has fluctuated from recording day to publishing day, but that's kinda how it works, so ya know. But aside from that, join us this week for an incredible and riveting audio experience while Ben goes to war with the knat zipping around his room, will he catch it? Will he fail? Will he fall victim to the knat with which he has eng...

Guys, look. We get it, it's totally ok to be curious about things. Eat the soup. But for the love of all that is holy please oh please do not drink the water that your PLANTS DRINK. Eat the soup. That's their water, man! It doesn't matter how thoroughly filtered it is, just drink your own water. Eat the soup. And don't eat their roots either, that's like their feet or something...

Ok guys look, we obviously don't condone animal abuse, but apparently y'all love when we measure ourselves and our peak physical strength along with our countless supernatural psychic abilities in comparison to that of many different organisms of the animal kingdom, like...a gorilla? Maybe a moose? Are they psychic? They are right? Wait they aren't?! Well then what are we doing here?!...

Killer Whales and Giraffes? Canadian shoe problems? How to make sure you're smiling when you become a corpse to break the cycle of all the respectfully deceased who for some reason aren't smiling? We've got it all and more. Hey listen, you gotta watch out for Granny Smith, she'll come at you with the greenest and sourest apples of them all, and if those don't keep you away, the...

HEY GUYS!! We're back and we missed you, and we know you definitely missed us. No need to fear cause we're back to cranking out the goofs for which you have graced us with your presence. We'll say this for certain, no one shall ever hinder our ability to test out mattresses by lying on them before purchasing them. Over our dead bodies. Go check out our new segment, Brain Cell Interacti...

Talking hard bro, like why words do what they do? Why must word have different meaning when same but longer and sometimes different word? We no get it. You help us? Yours truly, One Beach Cell at a Time.

We know, we know, we already skipped a week. Oops. Hey guys, sometimes life just gets on top of us. But hey, do you like content? Well boy howdy have you come to the RIGHT PLACE! We've brought to you our regularly scheduled program along with more CONTENT. Like, so much. We took the concept of CONTENT and blew it wide open. We welcomed Reddit questions to the OBCAAT family this week, and oh, d...

We promise that this isn't a Parks and Rec fancast but what we can't promise is that you won't be exposed to us reminiscing on occasional sitcom material while we veer far away from the questions for which we attempt to provide answers. Yaaaawwwn. It's been a week y'all, bear with us as we recorded much later than normal and are very.....very.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

It's another week here with our single shared brain cell, and we learned many new things like the numbers of common objects and Nathan taught Ben a new (fake) German word? We're probably out of our depth, but hey what's this show even for if not for us doing exactly that? Oh hey, remember when Ben had that audio problem in the first episode when he didn't know he had to be close to...

Buckle up y'all, never before have you ever been exposed to this much content with centaurs and goats. Maaaaaaaa. That was the sound a goat makes, but we know you didn't really need us to tell you that, we're just here to point out the obvious.

Welcome to OBCAAT! We're excited to be delving into all advice-seeking questions you can offer us, but heed our warning, we may never have an answer for you. But Nathan will gladly serve you whatever dad jokes he can whip up. Also, please forgive Ben's audio, he had no idea that you actually need to be close to a microphone when recording something...