On Wednesdays We Watch...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they prep for the first game of the season by getting weird lower back tattoos with Tim.  Highlights include: weird band choices, a great day to be a child (as long as you’re not Brooke Davis), big hopes for the mascot, Chris Keller mistakes, hey I’ve got a red door!, perfectly delivered burns, fuck Suburban Filth, legally blinding contracts, dealing with it in a...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they smuggle an elderly man out of his nursing home to race go karts.  Highlights include: the return of Fall Down Boy (woot woot!), relatable fantasies, we can be kinky later, 8 points for banter 2 points for being a garbage person, forgotten hot takes, the Lucas hate was flowing this week, this TV show is now a period piece, bonus episode ideas, Paul Johanssen:...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they get ready to touch all the butts and draft their perfect men!  Highlights include: …and we’re back!, captain of the struggle bus, marital chemical warfare, Hayley has no chill, receiving relatable fan mail, less ocean more over salted pasta, the straw that broke the nerdy camel’s back, raptor pattycake fighting, winning Peyton over with bootleg CDs, method ba...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they kick off Ravens Basketball season with a real BROMP! Highlights include: it’s hot toddy season, who gave that man a microphone?, good actor bad stage combat, damn your sperm!, missing a little sprinkle of chaos, interrupted by the Bring It On audition montage, copious early 2000’s body shaming, immediate ragerts, only hair notes, she looks like a mom and she’...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they Boogey Fever the angst away! Highlights include:  Fall Down Boy forever!, confusing feelings about your BFF/brother in law, the hardest of hard cuts, always look before you sign!, savage Deb is back, monitoring interesting predictions, getting stretched out by Hans, tasing someone with a heart condition, having pants feelings for your hot ass husband, Mouth d...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they make their predictions for senior year and try to avoid getting murdered.  Highlights include: too many Jesse Jameses to pick one, doing some Diagon Alley shit, NERRRRRRRRD!, locker talk, bad hair continuity, Minkus has a podcast!, it’s good for the fung shooey, Whitey is perfect, did Dan Scott murder a dog?, weird pop star nicknames for Hayley, detention tim...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they try to enjoy the farewell summer beach party, but end up going on several tangents instead. Highlights include: ignoring great movie references, Luke could have ended our misery, new merch ideas, its impossible to break into Peyton’s house, high flyers skills vs. a heart condition, big dad energy, half past stab out my eyes, Haley’s iconic scene exiting skill...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they grab a Sunkist and dive into season 3! Highlights include:  starting with all the obvious jokes, disappointment surrounding Dan’s well-being, we get Minkus every episode!, Luke made it to the airport in one piece, rough flashback wigs, basketball is back!, Nate is captain of the sulk squad, the return of the boyfriend hot take, THAT IS JAKE’S SPOT GOD DAMMIT,...

Join Jessi, Brody, and a begrudging Caitlin and they take a festive romp down to Louisiana with the 2018 Lifetime Christmas movie The Christmas Contract , starring Hillarie Burton, Robert Buckley, Danneel Ackles, Antwon Tanner and more OTH favorites!  Thank you so much for supporting us for the first two seasons of this show!  We’re so excited to keep recording this podcast, and very excited to in...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they reminisce about the highs and lows of season 2, and look forward to senior year and all the drama that lies ahead.  Highlights include: really relaxed vibes, this show needs more follow through, concise and well thought out gurgles, Brooke Davis- MVP of season 2, its always Whitey…, controversial Chris Keller takes, Brody gets a wellness check, admiring Dan f...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they pack up to leave Tree Hill for summer vacation.  Highlights include: the most obnoxious black pills, Whitey saves the day, weird vibes from the strange lady, dark side Nathan is back, Voldemort hugs from Dan Scott, internet history lessons, the creepy web cam is back, phantom Keith, undone hair=heartbreak, is that FORESHADOWING?!, knocked out of bed by your o...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they try to buy stock in whatever company Dan buys his window glass from.  Highlights include: Jessi is not okay, it’s all Latin to me!, Peyton’s got that redecorating glint in her eye again, is Jimmy Eat World still a thing?, Mouth is here to remind us that they’re still in high school, the Pachanga!, it SHOULD all work out…, there are only 3 parents for the whol...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they just try to get through the end of junior year in one piece. Highlights include: is Jessi happy to be back in Tree Hill? meh…, thinking back to the end of junior year, we’re all racecar survivors because we do not get into racecars, she laminated it!, are we allowed to love Lucas again?, high schoolers acting like high schoolers, nothing good comes when Dan h...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they explore alternate timelines in the One Tree Hill multiverse.  Highlights include:  this is a weird one, doing the pilot bullshit again, Chad Michael Murray plays an asshole really well, Chekov’s hat is back, new Luke has the worst tracksuits, yeeting yourself out of the shower with shampoo still in your hair, being an asshole specifically to Dan Scott, don’t...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they throw another car at a misbehaving Scott brother.  Highlights include: pre-show mental health check in, hot Uncle Cooper is here!, no recap- just figure it out,  cold opens are bad news, outing people with the subtlety of a wrecking ball, reluctantly knowing who the zoom zoom racers are, the return of the google break, just a tease of drug abuse, eating a san...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they go to a bar that is definitely, absolutely not, Coyote Ugly.  Highlights include:  immediately forgetting what our notes are about, casual aiding and abetting, flirting too hard with your sister in law, aggressively upbeat allies, Bevin has lines!, Coyote Ugly is a cinematic masterpiece and we will take no arguments, James Lafferty doesn’t know what to do wit...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they pack Felix’s bags and ship him off to military school.  Highlights include: Villains gotta vill, the shitty train just keeps rolling, sad drives with Nathan Royal Scott, making up for lost time in the sex department, there’s only one set for all the teacher’s offices, last minute nicknames for Felix, Bob’s lawyer brother Bill, Andy is the best dude on this TV...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they get ready for the messiest wedding in the history of weddings. Highlights include: who are all these people?, Chad Michael Basketball, Space Jam connections, my baby’s a genius!, why does Lucas need all that sour cream?, managing conflict by cooking eggs, zinger happy hour with Whitey, this show is a period piece, Bob and Jeeves’s happily ever after, Lisa Fra...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they record cringey videos for the Tree Hill High time capsule.  Highlights include: common law marriage with your college roommate’s possessions, my nipple ring was fake the whole time, he’s a sports coach of course he teaches history, Jessi is the newest Jake and Peyton expert, he’s got to stop giving her books as gifts, soul searching on a family cruise, a hous...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they act out their broken hearts by drinking in class and not gelling their hair.  Highlights include: editors notes, getting new information from the recaps, Jeeves also gets paid to stalk Dan’s kids, nothing going on except some intense eye fucking, it’s malt liquor actually, principal Turner doesn’t care how women are treated in his school…, you can tell it’s b...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they get hyped for The Wreckers’ concert at Tric!  Highlights include: we’re so good at this, RIP Nathan’s nipple rings, everyone missed JakeJake, for once getting married isn’t one of Hayley’s bad decisions, Whitey can’t be sick we have a Dan to deal with, we need receipts on the receipts, where are all the other teachers?, staying angry but also a little horny u...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they organize the crab girl uprising!  Highlights include: in defense of Paul Johansson, she’s not damp!, it’s a rich guy thing, he has an army of crab girls, this show is making Jessi a bigger socialist, the biggest Betty Crocker cook book you ever did see, did Keith keep all of his common sense in his goatee?, one hell of a rebound, Karen Roe puts in the work, a...

(TW: domestic violence)   Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they deal with awkward feelings towards their wife’s sister.  Highlights include: Jessi knows this one!, Chad Michael Murray looks good in rain, season wrap on Chris Keller (hopefully), was JakeJake the original Edward Cullen?, bad tramp stamps run in the James family, Peyton’s signature line to get people in bed, Karen is having none of...

(TW: homophobia and homophobic slurs)   Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they try to solve the mystery of Brooke’s broken windshield.  Highlights include: the return of our old friend the voiceover, we finally have a confirmed timeline (for two episodes…), no hot takes about the tow truck, in the words of JoJo “get out, right now”, just putting the tiniest bit of pressure on the windpipe, seeing...

Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they splurge all their money on a horse drawn carriage to get to the formal.  Highlights include: a song by Garbage (aka Felix), Chad Michael Murray and his nipples are in a commercial now, Felix is either Beetlejuice or a stalker, covert push ups, giving lipstick tubes full of cocaine to teenagers, men with guitars will do things to your lady bits, avoiding the t...