On The Howse

This week on On The Howse, John and Julian take a trip down delusion lane in an episode we’re calling: “I Used to Think That Meant She Liked Me.” From “she laughed at my joke” to “she made eye contact for 3 seconds,” we’re breaking down all the moments we thought were signs she was into us — but were really just… politeness, vibes, or our own wild projections. We also reflect on the times we were...

This week, we’re drafting red flags like it’s the NBA Combine for emotional damage. Julian and John go head-to-head in the first-ever Toxic Trait Fantasy Draft , building their dream teams of walking chaos. From girls who ghost and Venmo to astrology addicts and club fighters, no toxic trait is safe. Expect wild picks, unexpected stories, and plenty of moments that’ll make you question your own da...

This week, it’s all about birthday vibes and unexpected chaos as John visits Julian to celebrate another trip around the sun. The duo recap a weekend full of memorable moments, including interesting encounters, bold food choices, and some truly strange compliments. Things got weird—in the best way—and both John and Julian found themselves acting a little out of character. You’ll laugh, you’ll crin...

John and Julian are back in their feelings—and their inboxes. In this episode, they open up about their frustrating experiences with dating apps, why they decided to delete them (we know already why John did), and what they’re learning about connection, patience, and self-worth. They also take a stroll down memory lane to highlight some of their favorite podcast moments from last year, laughing (a...

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John and Julian return after a six-month hiatus with fresh takes, life updates, and no shortage of laughs (or existential dread). In this episode, they dive into personal relationship updates and tackle the often tricky topic of handling money in relationships—from joint accounts to splitting bills and setting boundaries. Things get real when the duo launches into an unfiltered rant about the fear...

Welcome to On The Howse. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? You missed us didn’t you? Come on, you can admit it. You did? Awww you sweet, sweet mofo, we missed you too 🤗. In this long time coming episode, John goes to CT?! Did Julian find a wifey??? Was there a mention of speed dating?? And find out why there’s a bar that Julian swears he’ll NEVER go back to. The guys reconnect and hilarity ensues. So...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the fun continues!!! The guys do a full episode of smash or pass and this one gets intense! 😱 Full of laughs and interesting discussion, this may be the most profound and most goofy episode yet. And they aren’t even drinking!! Tune in to see the sober version of the fellas in this week’s episode of On The Howse. Have a question you want answered? Or a topi...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are back in their respective roles and all is back to normal…or as normal as they can be 😅. Julian decides to step out of his comfort zone and answer some questions about sex😱. The fellas do their best to answer questions most women are afraid to ask men. Things get interesting 🤔, spicy 🥵, and humorous as always 🤣. Have a question you want ans...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys switch roles?!😱. John brings in the episode and tries the produce role on for size…spoiler alert, it probably doesn’t go well. Julian takes over the fun segment and actually does a good job? 👀 Is this a permanent change? Will they take over each other’s roles? What is the topic they even talk about? You’re right, let me get to that. The discussio...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are talk about 🚩🚩🚩. Haven’t they done this before? You might ask, and if you did, we love you, you loyal listener you 😜. If you didn’t, step your game up and listen more often and we’ll do our best to entertain you…but I digress, previously they talked about their own red flags, this time they discuss red flags in women they’ve dated and want t...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are the opposite of serious. They are exhausted, goofy as always, in a celebratory mood, and one is tipsy from the start (it won’t take you long to figure out who). The topic? It’s supposed to be something about yappers, because of some trend thing Julian knows about (John is too old and surly to keep up with these things), but I don’t know if it r...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys get serious and talk about feeling worthy to be loved. How long do the fellas stay serious? Not long…BUT it is a hard hitting topic that both have experienced ups and downs with. The discussion is informative, and sometimes funny, even if wounds both old and new have been opened. Julian makes a big announcement!!! Tune in to find out what this life...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode we discuss getting deep 😜…not that kind of deep, get your mind out of the gutter. Does surface level conversation aka small talk annoy you? Or are you great at it but want to learn how to get past it? Either way, we talk about how to really get to know someone beyond the surface. Well kind of, there really isn’t a conclusion in his one it just kind of ends...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode we discuss Julian…no seriously, we discuss him and how he approaches women. His triumphs, fails (there are much more of these), and how his confidence has grown. We have some fun with “Would You Rather”, and shenanigans ensue as the guys are clearly in a very silly mood. What is the conclusion they come to? Does John get to brag about wifey? Will Julian eve...

John & Julian talk about their Relationship Goals as they move forward in their dating lives. Hear what the guys are looking for from their partners and see if this sparks any ideas for you as well.

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode, we share an update…on our dating lives! 👀 Well we know John is taken…so taken Liam Neeson might be coming for him…so for him it’s a relationship update. Julian makes a plea, talks about his triumphs and fails, (spoiler alert, it’s mostly fails). Of course the guys go off topic and discuss plenty of randomness. You ever see the wind get taken out of someon...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode, we find out that Julian has a lot to say about being a wingman…and tells us what he’d like more of. He also has yet another controversial statement, can you tell his confidence is growing? John shares something that makes him sad, and it’s pretty heartbreaking. Julian talks about the importance of knowing when to walk away and we find out that he’s the GWO...

Welcome to On The Howse. The fellas were on a hiatus last week…but are back to their regularly scheduled shenanigans without missing a beat. John does a bit of over sharing, and once again shows his disdain for men. Julian, sounding like a broken record at this point, is still jaded…and has a very strong opinion that may spell doom for this podcast. Tune in and find out on this reaction type episo...

How in the hell do you make friends as an adult? Better yet, how do you meet someone that you actually want to date? Dating apps? 🤢 This isn’t an easy topic at all. It’s more of a trial and error process that allows you to find the best method for you. Want tips? Well that’s what we’re here for! Hopefully the insight we attempt to provide will be helpful. I’m not saying we are anti-dating apps…bu...

An episode of firsts?! Do you remember your first love? ❤️ First kiss? 😘 First heartbreak? 💔 Of course you do! It’s just a matter of whether you remember these things fondly or not. In this episode we share our firsts and what these experiences were like to go through. Two men getting vulnerable…again?! (New podcast name?) by now, if you are a true fan, you know that we aren’t afraid to be emoti...

Did you enjoy the shortened episode from last week? Would you like to see that continue? Well that’s too bad because in this episode we do not stick to this timeline at all. With good reason though, as the topic is a great one. Are you HAPPY with your forever partner? If not, why are you still with them? 👀 Convenience? Fear? Either way, you should get out sooner rather than later…anyway…we discus...

This episode is all about Julian… ✅Want to hear Julian sing? ✅Want to know the celebrity Julian idolizes? ✅Curious to know some facts about Julian? ✅And more! In this episode, Julian goes into over share mode and has A LOT to say. The topic this week is dating someone based on their potential…it’s difficult to avoid doing so, but is there a way to do it responsibly? 🧐. Find out this and much...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIAN!!! 🥳🎁🙌🏽 Yeah his birthday was a few days ago, but it’s still his birthday week. buy this man a drink, some wings, or just send him some 💵 because it’ll make his day 🤑. $julianfountain on CashApp. If you send this man something, I promise you that he’ll cry tears of joy 🥹. This episode? Yeah we talk about stuff and things, but that’s not what’s important. What is import...

Would you rather be in an unhappy relationship, or be alone? Seems easy right? But too often we stay in unhappy relationships out of fear of being alone. That leaves us in situations where we have to put up with narcissists, emotional manipulators and the like. Sorry, that was kind of a heavy intro, but it’s something a lot of people need to hear. Don’t worry, the show takes a light hearted turn a...