On the Couch, Braless by Eight

This week, we're embracing Nonna Maxing Summer. The girls discuss house coats, tornadoes, Love Island , Summer House , and why Melania Giudice deserves her own cameras immediately. Plus, why sports may be curing the male loneliness epidemic one emotional reality TV discussion at a time, and the surprising overlap between Knicks fans and Bravo fans.

this week, stefani is putting her spirit guides and backyard birds on payroll while courtney continues on her eyelash journey. plus: the emotional fallout of the summer house reunion, pt. 1, including a passionate case for mia and ciara as bravo’s most beautiful future power couple.

May is officially coming up BB8. Courtney is employed, 40, surprised, and driving Fiona; Stefani is married, still missing an engagement ring, and somehow already threatening divorce as a bit. This week, we recap the wedding, the birthday weekend, the new car era, and then get into Summer House, In the City, Rhode Island, Southern Hospitality, Mormon Wives, and why apparently everything is either...

courtney is staring down 40, launching a new substack, waiting on job news, and somehow making jesse solomon sound reasonable. meanwhile, stefani is 17 days from the wedding, surrounded by boxes, still missing a ring, and emotionally unwell after summer house. summer should be fun. apparently, so should spiraling.

The girls are fighting and we’re struggling to hit record. This week, we get into Coachella, Uncle Dave, and some very specific requests for daddy Andy and Jesse Solomon.

this week starts with a full women in stem setup (a suitcase, a stool, and pure determination) and quickly spirals into no sleep, one-headlight driving at 3am, and filing for unemployment against our will. somewhere along the way: ego death, a misplaced engagement ring, wanting a refund on therapy, and realizing we are 30 days out from the wedding with absolutely no emotional regulation left. we t...

This week spirals from Summer House chaos into a full cultural breakdown - none of this actually matters … but also somehow does. Can we just turn the internet off already??

This week is a series of tangents, a few aggressively confident takes, and at least one moment where we realize mid-sentence that the point isn’t coming together — but commit anyway.

This week, we mourn the loss of ever being blissfully unaware, spiral through Substack feelings, shout out friend of the pod Paige for her Vicks hack, and face the fact that the wedding is 50 days away. Then it’s straight into reality TV chaos: Southern Hospitality , Summer House , Southern Charm , and the absolute mess surrounding Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the canceled Bachelorette .

This week we spiral about interview prep, wedding countdowns, Bad Bunny in flip-flops, TikTok comment sections, and the very specific rules men must follow when entering Stefani’s home. Along the way: reality TV discourse, Britney concern, and why sometimes you just need dust slippers, a box cutter, and a strong opinion.

This episode includes an electric box cutter obsession, a Foot Finder update, wedding invite outreach to Bravo celebrities, and a passionate breakdown of Traitors , Summer House , and the current Bravo landscape. Along the way we discuss Jesse Solomon’s strange behavior and the ongoing cultural problem of trusting good-looking men.

We said it was for the bit. But then it got practical ... This episode includes a two-minute medical miracle, a potential Feet Finder pivot, Olympic confusion, and ur regularly scheduled cultural commentary.

Wedding RSVPs are due. Reality TV is insulting our intelligence. A chocolate croissant never arrived. In this episode, we unpack deadlines, delusion, and why Bravo can’t keep getting away with this.

Courtney and Stefani dissect the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show, debate The Traitors shocking eliminations, and break down Tell Me Lies season finale theories in this week's episode. From Ricky Martin's ageless appearance and Alex Earl's halftime cameo to Rob Rausch's controversial gameplay and Lucy's psychological breakdown, the hosts deliver their signature pop culture analysis. Plus: job se...

OUR GIRLS ARE COMING BACK TO OUR TV SCREENS! Lots of big news this week - RONY OGs are coming back, Summer House has gathered & we were bored with Tell Me Lies.

Stefani & Courtney power through back pain, nausea, ice-storm panic, soup phases, & the emotional toll of existing online. From blow-up mattresses & rice-cake prepping to Bravo spirals, Tell Me Lies chaos & documentaries this episode is equal parts coping mechanism & cultural commentary.

Fueled by low iron, high emotions, & a refusal to let the internet dictate how anyone shows up. Personal rants, celebrity drama, & Bravo across the board - Housewives, reunions, reality TV logic, & why it keeps becoming emotional support.

Stefani’s on the couch, Courtney’s in bed, and neither of them has the patience to pretend they’re put together. Be sure to subscribe, like, follow & catch us on YouTube!

New year, new setup, same BB8 energy. Stefani & Courtney are back on the couch - ten toes down & talking unemployment, Chinese medicine, engagement ring drama, Heated Rivalry hype, celebrity messes & reality TV takes. Be sure to subscribe, like, follow & catch us on YouTube!

Send us a text SLOM has wrapped & we have some things to say ... as does Phil

Send us a text Yes, you read the right and we said what we said. 

Send us a text Another chatty week from your girls!  Once again, we are women that can DO IT ALL. Stefani learns that there are indeed differences in soda and Courtney presents her thesis on the criminals of Real Housewives.  

Send us a text another week, another episode where we discuss tay tay AND sche sche - sorry 

Send us a text Lots of giggles with the gals this week!  Bravo recap, hopes and dreams (or lack of) for Life of a Showgirl and most importantly - why is no one addressing Yolanda's Munchausen's??

Send us a text a common theme with BB8 - just taking it one day at a time.