Oh, a Podcast!

In this month's episode! - Warrior Cats is officially banned from the podcast. - Oregon colleges - Paul tries to cast Michael's mom in another game - Santa Claus arts and crafts - The Steam store page for Too Many Santas is live! - Giant cats - Austrian hobbit holes - Paul learns about tripods - Were-cats - [this content removed for legal reasons] All this, plus we try to figure out how to convinc...

In this month's episode! - Michael should go to jail for programming crimes - The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Repetitive dialogue - Can bicycles go backwards? - Hot, swearing prosecutors - Repetitive dialogue - A shocking name reveal for our Santa Claus dating sim! - Adopting historical pennies - We love all our testers' feedback - Desert island books, movies and videogames All this, plus we t...

In this month's episode! - How long have we been podcasting. - Hitting on moms at funerals - How Michael (almost) appeared on All Things Considered - Oregon City's municipal elevator - Good dogs - How easy is it to get sued, really? - Dutch Bros.' not-so-secret menu - More Fiverr fails - Are The Hardy Boyz intimidating? - Our dream cast for The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World: The Movie All...

In this month's episode! - Nature doesn't grow in a hallway - Movement controls in Deja Vu - Trying to cheat our own puzzles - Ancient Photoshop - TUPLES - WHAT IS A TUPLE - HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE TUPLE - Transitions - How to code a hug - HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE GIF All this, plus we talk about TUPLE. Tuple tuple tuple. If you have questions about game development or any of our games, e-mail them to po...

In this month's episode! - Santa Claus costumes - Fiverr fails - Paul's canceled FMV dating sim - Murder at Singles University - Melissa & Dog - How to change cursors in Ren'py games - Real-life Internet Court - Replaying the "new" Ace Attorney games - Do Michael and Paul ever have major creative disputes? - Jokes about murdering Santa Claus All this, plus Paul's report from The Christmas Tree Sho...

In this month's episode! - Oh, a (large) rock! - How to cheat at slider puzzles - Internet Court and Cat President 2 sales figures - Steam's new beta-testing program - Dressing up our friends as Santa Claus - Blinking - Stealthy vs. non-stealthy beards - Burger King soda fountains - How to pronounce Oregon - Which of our games would we want to be trapped in for a year? All this, plus we learn what...

In this month's episode! - Internet Court is coming out on April 6th!! - Huw Miller and Timothy Mark join us to talk about their characters in the game - Casting decisions (or: "Hey, that's a nice hoodie!") - Improv in Internet Court - Janky camera setups - Michael's college TV sitcom - $5 VR headsets - Goths at Disneyland - Nancy Drew drama - Paul's "Gamedev Search of the Day"s All this, plus Tim...

In this month’s episode! - We’ve been doing this for FIVE YEARS HOLY [censored] - The Muppets Take Manhattan - Michael’s Life in the Dorms livestream - How to lose all your dates in 40 minutes - What should our next project be? - Internet Court bugs :( - Paul’s love for dumb puzzles - Abandoned paper mills - The real-life inspirations behind Life in the Dorms - Why Steam reviews matter All this, p...

In this month's episode! - The SpongeBob musical - Michael's haircut - Michael's "kid friends" - Signing up for COVID vaccine trials - Laughing at jokes you don't remember writing - Dubs - Internet Court's menu design - Adding last-minute dumb things to games - Young Trucy Wright - Paul's tired of thinking All this, plus I cut out like 10 minutes of us trying to remember plot details from Apollo J...

In this month's episode! - Glitter - NaNoWriMo hacks - How not to confuse your future self - Background animations in VNs - Jenny LeClue - Naughty and nice decisions - How many Santas is enough Santas? - Joey Joey and the Good Good Boys - Coding for kids - Legacy of Dragonholt and room-escape games All this, plus how to hook up with Santa! You won't want to miss it!! If you have questions about ga...

In this special edition of Oh, a Podcast!: - We have three guests in the (virtual) studio: Anne Sullivan, Abigael Williams, and Rin J—aka the owners of Mr. Biscuits, Fe. Line, and Queen Fabulousa! - The real-life purr-sonalities of the Cat President 2 cats - Where these cats came from - 2 for $10 cat deals - Should Paul get a cat?? - How many cats should Paul get. - How we made the cat owners deep...

In this month's episode! - Beard care tips - Cat President 2 is coming out this month! - Composting pyramid schemes - Mountain Dew VooDew - Why aren't ballots like fast food - Windows Vista - Creating counterfeit dollars in PhotoShop - Do we make "sexy" games? - Carol Reed - How Paul ruined Michael's wedding photos All this, plus we try to figure out different spin-off games for Detective Pikachu....

In this month's episode! - We're using Discord now! - We're too old for Discord. - What is the end of Minecraft? - Paul just wants to impress the fourth graders. - Books where you can die - Visual novels with stats - Placeholder names - The TV show Soap - What are the youths doing? - Tester feedback on Cat President 2 All this, plus the true story of how Paul invented Steam! You won't want to miss...

In this month's episode! - Making games is fun(?) - Cat President's word count - What's next after a game is "finished"? - How cats wear jackets - Do cats have goatees? - Cats with tats - Testing text-based games - Games with time loops - Time-travelling toilets - MURDER MAN All this, plus how to accessorize like a bad boy! It's educational! SO LISTEN. If you have questions about game development...

In this month's episode! - Pride and Prejudice and Murder - Managing continuity with multiple writers - Politicians licking themselves - Filming FMV games from home - DID SURGE GET DISCONTINUED AGAIN???? - Is Orange Vanilla Coke gone too?????? - The Luncheon Kingdom - Dating sims with 100+ routes - How Michael and Paul met - VR VNs All this, plus why does Super Mario Odyssey have so many moons. It...

In this month's episode! - Ice-cream! - COVID-19's impact on our work - Cancer-themed romance novels - Hooking up with the vice principal - Rooftop minigolf - Internet Court is real life now. - BoardGameArena.com (add Paul as a friend—paulmeetsworld!) - Quarantining with kids - Updates that make games worse - The oppressive sadness of Life is Strange 2 All this, plus we talk about Michael's cancel...

In this month's episode! - Testing Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem - The Kidnapped Prom Queen is out now! Buy it! - How to end games - Making it look like you put effort into your game - Pudd'nhead Wilson - Writing jokes that we don't understand - Internet Court is real life now - Who would we cast in Cat President: The Movie? - ...And why is it Adam Sandler. - HUMANS: The Musical All this, plus we...

In this month's episode! - Are babies really that interesting - Singing - How voting is like fast food - Superior Tuesday - The qualified business income deduction - Ace Attorney news!! (There isn't any.) - Making gross sound effects - Naked people wearing towels! - The Arglefumph jingle - BRING ME A CAT PRESIDENT ANIME OR MANGA All this, plus...I cut out a lot of the stuff where we talked about p...

In this month's episode! - Paul is sad; Michael is fired. - Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge in Disney World!! - Everything wrong with Midnight in Salem - How to spell "um" - Boogers in Harry Potter - Speedruns - Public domain kidnapping photos - Diversity in Oh, a Rock! games - Iconography - Nabbit from New Super Mario Bros. U All this, plus a primer on what we're looking for when we cast human models! Y...

In this month's episode! - Is Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem...good? - Michael's new career as a tester - How much dialogue is too much? - First-person navigation - Achievements for dying - PIZZA BOY IS A REAL GAME - Promotional art across different platforms - Harem scenes in visual novels - Michael's face - Dating Santa Claus All this, plus Michael has to explain bitcoin to a boomer! You won't wa...

In this month's episode! - More writing tips from Michael! - Designing puzzles in the shower - Comic Sans - Coding in Notepad.exe - Kid directors - How real companies do voice acting, probably - Native Latin speakers - How we feel about your fifth-grade teacher - The thing that's finally gonna put us out of business - The FTC and COPPA All this, plus we call out GameCola.net! FIGHT ME, GAMECOLA!!...

In this month's episode! - Paul's brief career as a school janitor - *BLEEP!* - Bad football teams - Making achievements for games with no gameplay - Is stabbing people "violent"? - Gooigi and Wagooigi - Sunny from "The View" - Hot guys - Can babies play videogames? - Color-a-Dinosaur All this, plus fresh tips on how to cheat at NaNoWriMo! You won't want to miss it!!! If you have questions about g...

In this month's episode! - Are steak fries even French fries? - Why you shouldn't work with other people - 46-minute mysteries - Outtakes - Pride and Prejudice (and Murder) - Candidates for Cat President 3 - Voting in Oregon and New York - Francy Droo: 12 O'Clock in Boston - Games you shouldn't play after oral surgery - The tragedy of Mario Kart on the Wii U All this, plus Michael dunks on the DS!...

In this month's episode! - Michael has a new game out! - Messing with text parsers - What would a mystery RPG look like? - Putting kids to work - All the latest on Midnight in Salem! - Adapting murder mystery dinner parties into visual novels - Steam's underground Trading Card cartel - Casting cats and humans for Cat President 2 - Shipping Waluigi - Oregon Trail as an FMV road trip game All this,...

In this month's episode! - Warrior Cats - Pun names for Tinder - Political twinsies - How we're teaching kids to code - Is game development getting easier or harder over time? - How to draw squares - Post-apocalyptic Nancy Drew - Photoshopping in public - Our dating sim can beat up your dating sim - Coming to terms with being a Hufflepuff All this, plus several bonus minutes of grammar tips! You w...