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In this month's episode! Virtual 5ks Funerals Trying to remember our games' actual names Taylor Swift friendship bracelets Balancing choices in romance games Social media is really kinda useless right now Cut content from our games Hanging out with four month olds Christmas movies vs. Christmas games AI pixel art All this, plus...ZOMBIES! RUN! You won't want to braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins. I...

In this month's episode! Michael's new book, One Minute Mysteries 2 , is out now!! Cat President roleplay Artichokes Used car salesmen in fiction The Baby-Sitters Club graphic novels' art style Oh, a Rock!'s adopted highway Are Pokémon games for kids? The terrible, horrible, no good very bad camera in Super Mario Bros. Wonder Collectathons All this, plus the rules for capitalizing...

In this month's episode! Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Torture rooms "We need to arrest The Phantom of the Opera, Winnie the Pooh and the Hardy Boys." Proofreading bad words My beautiful slimy boy Best practices for crediting licensed assets Lighting and composition in character photos DJ Nibbles' turkey scandal Paul thinks he could beat up a cat. Multiplayer Mario games All th...

In this month's episode! George Wickham Decrypting bug reports Whatever the opposite of product placement is Localized cereal Conasaur, the scam-artist dinosaur The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World: The Official Novelization of the Hit Computer Game Bad tips for recording sound effects Paul's mom's Halloween costume collection Hiding meows from your spouse Award-winning hay If yo...

In this month's episode! Mike the Gripper YouTube copyright triggers Uranium drinkware Co-Author Crush and Cat President: Third-Rate Candidate updates! How ChatGPT is helping us code How ChatGPT is NOT helping us with other things Book pillows Redoing Cat President assets in high-res The red highlighted text in Cat President games The fall of Unity All this, plus Michael's writing a new bo...

In this month's episode! The Cat President 3 script is finished!! (Finally!) Which high school clubs we want our Presidents to attend Avoiding copyright dings on YouTube Cats licking themselves Paul's going to be at the Rochester Game Festival on Sept. 9! Buying cat masks in bulk Dr. Arglefumph Paul's freelance videogame work Gamer, commentator, journalist, or developer? The Oh, a Rock...

In this month's episode! Music and sound in our games The Setback Necks Taking photos of strangers Josie & the Pussycats Local upstate New York castles Michael's cowboy costume The Cat President timeline Real-life politics Board games where you kill and eat your friends All this, plus a frank discussion on optimal Audacity settings! You won't want to miss it!! If you have questions...

In this month's episode! The battle for Head Boy How to draw lines in PhotoShop CS5 Keeping up with AI tech Cool skulls Arting and re-arting WE NEED YOUR CAT PHOTOS !!! Paul loses it a little Gamer snacks The Nancy Drew podcasts Michael has appeared on: River Height's Buzz and Unlocked (I think) How much research do we do for the Cat President games ? All this, plus how The Rock screwed us...

In this month's episode! Drawing hotspots!!! Eyeballs and arm meat WHY ARE THERE STILL TYPOS IN CAT PRESIDENT ????? Oh, a Rock's adopted highway Is Internet Court a legal entity? Bad Dog The buyout of Humongous Entertainment Nancy Drew: Mystery of the Seven Keys Co-Author Crush character reveals! (are not in this podcast) Copyright complaints on free music All this, plus why Michael is now...

In this month's episode! Adult beginners' hockey class San Francisco Goosebumps: Attack of the Mutant Home Alone traps How to pronounce "Live a Live" Paul's review of the D&D movie! Michael's review of the Mario movie! The external factors that determine whether you like something Making Mario feel self-conscious Absolutely nothing about game development All this, plu...

In this month's episode! - How do you buy movie tickets? - The D&D and Super Mario movies - Michael and Paul's experiences as DMs - When your characters won't stop talking - Player-friendly puzzles - Charles Clarinet - Goal-oriented gaming - A pool of liquefied humans - How we use guilt to motivate ourselves - Gaming pranks All this, plus how to unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64! You...

In this month's episode! - Is AI going to write Cat President 3? - AI-generated titles for our games - Evil blobby aliens - Distractions - The Idle Miner Tycoon community - The back part of Spencer's Gifts - What are show notes? Are these show notes? - Goof Troop vs. A Goofy Movie - Continuity problems between Cat President 1 and 3 - Games from our childhood that we still go back to All this, plus...

In this month's episode! - Our favorite games that we made - Lame-duck Congresses - Quick updates on Cat President 3 and the Moms Game - Michael's live stream of The Lost Oregon City Gold - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper - The difference between publishers and developers - Is Sherlock Holmes too OP? - Comedy puzzles in serious games - Brothels - Our favorite games that we made All this, plus....

In this month's episode! - The death of Chief Justice Goober - Trying to remember our own jokes and storylines - Which months are dead-er than others - Februum - Febroom - How a game's interface can screw up your cool haikus - Is it okay to name your son after the family sword? - WWWWWWWWWW - The lyrics to MMMBop - Games we never made (…yet?) All this, plus old men (us) shout at clouds (modern gam...

In this month's episode! - The ways we indent our code! - Beating up your computer - Sales breakdowns between PC, Switch, PlayStation and Xbox - Our outline for Cat President 3 - Broadway musicals - Cat genders - Bitter giant artichokes - Coming up with backstories for main characters - Paul's hot take on the Big Mac - Underrated, underappreciated games (like M.C. Kids) All this, plus Bill Clinton...

In this month's episode! - Twitter holidays - The winner of the Cat President 3 purresidential election! - Is Earl Grey dead? - Potential Cat President 3 titles/subtitles - The 1980 Presidential election - Mixing AI and hand-drawn art - The big Cat President update! - Do we have any tips for making visual novel playthrough videos? - …What about when they're boring. - Paul's embarrassing Return to...

In this month's episode! - "You gotta monetize your friendships, bro!" - AI art vs. actual real drawings - Having art vs. not having art - Michael should fire his editor (Paul) - Replacing stock photos and music in the original Cat President - Pride and Prejudice and Murder is out now!! - How to get hired for one of our games - Naked holidays in Portland - Illusion of choice in games - Paul and Mi...

In this month's episode! - Time does not exist - Cats: The Musical (The Dating Sim) - Adapting works from the public domain (into dating sims) - "Does everything have to be a dating sim?" - Naming the characters you date in dating sims - Paul makes Michael uncomfortable - Paul makes Michael more uncomfortable - Making visual novels harder - Michael's hot cowboy friends - How visual novels are like...

In this month's episode! - Paul's problems with level(s) design - We try to pick our next project: mommies, supervillains, or creepy kids? - Writing during the pandemic - The concept of blue - Quack Man & Honk Girl - Dark Michael - Deconstructing Goosebumps - Recording authentic early 2000s cell phone sound effects - Holes in bridges - Mother 3 All this, plus Michael reveals the lost Lost Oregon C...

In this month's episode! - Michael is a sleepy boy. - GameCola's 20th anniversary? 10-year? 50th? - The 2022 Nancy Drew Mega Marathon - Oh, a Rock! geocaching! - Selling games to cheevo hunters - Using AI-generated art in visual novels - Outlines, outlines, outlines - Navigation in adventure games built with Ren'py - Designing a Disney World based on Oh, a Rock! games - It's very dangerous to get...

In this month's episode! - John Cena's Peacemaker - Is social media getting better or worse? - The ice-cream business - The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World is now on Switch, PlayStation and Xbox!! - Changes we made for the console release - What would a (theoretical) Pizza Boy sequel look like? - The Lost Oregon City Gold is coming out in two weeks! - Keeping things consistent when you have...

In this month's episode! - WE KNOW WHAT TUPLES ARE NOW. - Burger King hacks - Updates to the credits sequence in Too Many Santas! (and why) - Getting your kids to scream - Authentic elevator sounds - Redoing art assets for sequels - Making dumb workarounds look intentional - Are games just too loud nowadays? - How do we find music for our games? - "The Lost Gamer" All this, plus why devs should wa...

In this month's episode! - Visual;Conference (aka VNConf) 2022 - Nose picking and armpit-hair removal - Accidental flirting - …Are we making an adventure game? - Our new collaborative workflow! - Editing our game art so we don't get sued - Making VNs feel more lively - HTML color codes! - Changes we make so people won't laugh at us - The Oh, a Rock! Book Club All this, plus we try to settle, once...

In this month's episode! - TOO MANY SANTAS IS OUT NOW, somehow! - Things we cut from the game in order to finish it in time - "His eyelids are definitely someone else's eyelids." - Why politicians only "suspend" their campaigns, never "end" them - Steam still doesn't think we're real :( - What's next? - How John Cena cured his cholera - The mystery of the unbuyable t-shirt - Tripods! - Our favorit...

In this month's episode! - Why is there that weird pause in the middle of every intro? - The canceled DLC for Cat President - Our favorite Santa Claus memes - Murder mystery recipes - "Be the Christmas you want to see in the world." - Characters with names - The villain Lord Franzen - The villain Soseki Natsume - Will we ever make 3D games? - You can MICROWAVE METAL NOW???? All this, plus pie. You...