Off The Path Podcast

Off the Path

Comedy EN ↓ 7 episodes

Join Van and Mason as they wander aimlessly through the world of constantly evolving confusions. Listen helplessly as even they become so puzzled they lose all train of thought, which has been such a burden on friends and loved ones, the two have had no choice but to share the torture with the world! If you grew up falling asleep to the muffled background noise coming from a tv somewhere in the house, this is the show for you! We hope you enjoy, or at least keep it on while you angrily fall asleep.

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Total Eclipse of the Floss | Off the Path | Ep. 7 10.04.2024 57:44

On this episode of Off the Path... It's an Off the Path/Mellow Brick Road two-fer! Van and Mason have snuck into the studio in the dead of night to secretly discuss their favorite insane theories about the "Great American Eclipse". Van comes clean about his wary flossing and mouthwash habits. Mason shares the newest Gen Z group thought theory that Helen Keller apparently never existe...

Pack a Hat & Gloves | Off the Path | Ep. 6 16.02.2024 1:07:21

Van tells the story of his horrendous high school head wound. Mason gives some non-sexual techniques to use when bowling. The sharing of highly important tips for when you have to sleep in your car and what kind of tree each of them would like to be. This week on What Would You Do?: Van and Mason look at the story of Helen Klaben and Ralph Flores, who survived a plane crash in the Yukon wilderness...

Ghosts Are Like Particles | Off the Path | Ep. 5 31.01.2024 1:09:58

Mason tries to pull the ol' DC Dip 'n Twirl during a debate discussing the Earth and it's flatness, or lack thereof. Van has a Mandela Effect conspiracy theory that is both ridiculous and ridiculously scary. Mason wants to carry God's next child. This week on WWYD: Van and Mason talk about the miraculous story of Amanda Eller, who was lost in the Makawao Forest Reserve on Maui for...

A Dream Wife Named Iguana | Off the Path | Ep. 4 12.01.2024 57:26

We, the dastardly duo once known as Van and Mason, discuss our favorite recurring nightmares. We test our knowledge on historical geography. We give our pitiful presentations on what we would do if we were trapped between a rock and a hard place and had 127 hours to survive. Follow the show on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad⁠ for FULL AD-FREE VIDEOS of the show!! Let us know what you think o...

Private or Communal Bathrooms | Off the Path | Ep. 3 22.12.2023 1:27:48

Another meandering journey through the randomly-generated simulated forest we call life. This week! We learn that Mason's dad loves pulling pranks on his son. Van gives his pro tips on how: not to get your kids trafficked not to get yourself trafficked not to get stung by bees. And finally, we all learn what Mason would do if he were lost in the Sahara Desert. Follow the show on Patreon : ⁠pat...

Morally Sound Podcast | Off the Path | Ep. 2 09.11.2023 1:08:17

Van and Mason put their morals to the test with various real-life scenarios and ethical dilemmas. Mason learns about Australia's most famous survivor. Van thinks up a horrible new game for kids to play. Give us your responses to the scenarios! Follow the show on Patreon : ⁠patreon.com/mellowbrickroad FULL AD-FREE VIDEO ,⁠ bonus content, and updates. Let us know what you think of the podcast: I...

First Steps to Nowhere | Off the Path | Ep. 1 30.09.2023 1:38:37

In this, the first episode of Off the Path, I'd like to inform you of a few disclaimers before the intellectual satire and profanity can proceed: 1. Van and Mason are not leaders of any kind, nor are they in any positions to lead anyone anywhere. 2. Van and Mason do not know where they're going once they start moving. Like sharks, they must continue to move forward or they will perish. 3....