Of The Eldest Gods

Just in time for Halloween we meet an Egyptian ghost... ooooooooo... except it's a turkey with a pharaoh's head... Egyptian mythology is fun. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing...

We bring Adele on to answer a question of utmost importance: is the scorpion woman hot?????? Also, we get very into Egyptian Goddess Girlpower and compare Zia to Sailor Moon. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and rev...

This week we meet the mysterious girl who has wanted to murder Carter and Sadie since chapter 2 and find Rick once again doesn't know how to describe non-white characters. Also said girl casts fireball... a lot. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when ou...

This week, Charlie reminds us all of their arachnophobia, Raye becomes overly enthused about the existence of Pharohs "Scorpion 1" and "Scorpion 2," and we wonder if Serqet might be in some sort of Ratatouille situation. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you kno...

This chapter, Robert joined us to make the vibes truly insane. How many times can we cancel Charlie in a single episode? And is it ethical to date either Castiel from Supernatural or Bast from The Kane Chronicles? Listen to find out. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscri...

This chapter, Takenna joined us to talk about how much we all love cats. Technically, every cat cafe is a temple to Bast. Also, Philip of Macedonia gets his Jesus moment, and Khufu does his best. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode d...

A special thank you to our Sadie narrator, Abby! This week, Raye and Charlie are joined by the podcaster everyone calls in to talk about libraries, Christina, to talk about... a library... that DOESN'T have books... Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know...

This week, Raye and Charlie discuss what dreaming feels like, argue about the curvature of the Earth, and talk about how much they love breakfast foods. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what w...

This week we are joined by Ethan as we finally enter the Frat House of Life. The real question we keep asking this episode is "would YOU live here?" in this super cool house with fully stocked studio apartments that even have your brand of toothpaste... ok that's a little creepy... but could actually sleep with the headrest that's a rock??? Send us a message through the Duat at o...

Our music maker, Isabelle, joins us this week while we ask several legal questions, such as: Does it count as kidnapping if your guardians say it's cool? What is Sadie's citizenship situation in the UK? And, lastly, we don't think that that's how deportation works. Actually, that one's not a question. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your...

This chapter we are in yet ANOTHER new perspective?? Time to hear all of Sadie's thoughts on the last couple chapters as well as her backstory as we are questioned by a policeman who is sadly NOT Dick Gumshoe. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when...

The story cranks up this episode. What happened to Carter and Sadie's dad? Why was he trying to call Osiris? And was it really Christmas, or, perhaps, almost Christmas? Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and revie...

WE ARE BACK!!! We have a cat, super YA protagonists, and a DILF evil scientist. What more could we need this season? Send us a message through the Duat to oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.i...

Your favorite Riordanverse podcast is coming back from hiatus to start A NEW SERIES!!! Send us a message through the Duat to oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/oftheeldestgodspod...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie combined their love of Phineas and Ferb with their love of Percy Jackson! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and ra...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watch... yet ANOTHER episode of Phineas and Ferb! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you lik...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watched yet another Phineas and Ferb episode! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like wh...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watch a movie that Raye insisted on and Charlie was not into! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and revie...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie covered the weirdest 80s movie ever! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Here's the first of MANY episodes of Phineas and Ferb we covered for their Greek mythology content! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and...

Charlie and Raye get back to their roots: going into way too much detail about sci-fi cabaret. Raye gets really excited about polyamory. Charlie gives us the lore. And yes, this is a retelling of Arthurian legend that takes place on a space station and is also a western. You'll love it, promise. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forwa...

Another short story that takes place in New York! Who will show up? The ninja turtles? Spiderman? This fanfiction writes itself. Join us for Annabeth and Percy's one month anniversary. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and...

This week we go into The Demigod Diaries with our friends from Monster Donut! We needed some real Luke stans on to talk about his other traumatic backstory. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are d...

This one goes out to all the guys and dudes. We read a short story that doesn't actually appear to fit anywhere in canon. It's fine. Rick may have also forgotten that Percy has invulnerability powers now. Don't worry about it! Hey, how sentient are the automatons in this universe, anyways? Let's just not think about that. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with...

Somehow this episode isn't four hours long... Charlie and Raye close out the original Percy Jackson series with help from their maker of music, Isabelle. Where will this podcast go next? Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate an...