Of The Eldest Gods

The plot! It twists! Raye and Charlie have a disagreement over the word pyramidion. Also, can Set even use a pyramid for evil? Experts say maybe. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are d...

This week it's the apocalypse! And the men are at the gas station asking for directions while the gals are actually figuring out how to stop the end of the world. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if y...

Ethan joins us to discuss the Kane's new career in storm chasing, whether or not Set is camp, and what exactly in Egyptian mythology we can interpret as being kind of like sex. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate a...

Adele is once again here to tell us that strong women are super hot. We also talk for maybe 20 mins about the difference between salsa and hot sauce. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we a...

This week we continue to appreciate Philip of Macedonia, we make the best Bible joke either of us are ever going to come up with, and we begin the saga of Zia saying Amos is sus. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and...

This week we are back with a shortie. Are we losing steam or was the chapter like 5 pages long??? It was cute though. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.instagra...

This episode, we experience technical difficulties, we despair over the sweaty crocodile man, and Charlie has a breakdown over their beloved cat mom. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we a...

This week we are joined by Darien (of MANY podcasts) and we get their feelings on the Kane Chronicles series vibe and kinda talk about the chapter. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are...

This week, Blake joins us to talk about Sadie and Anubis, who is generally pretty cool, but man. That age gap. Also featuring our continued delight with snake deities and a good deal of love for New Orleans. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our ne...

This week we have another short one as we meet our new fave Egyptian god, Shezmu! Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.instagram.com/oftheeldestgodspod/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tumblr:...

Our friend Takenna hopped on this episode to help us debate boat names, judge the characters for not considering contract loopholes, and diss the divine right of kings. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if...

This week we have one of our shortest episode in a hot minute and do the wrap up/grading of Carter and Sadie's final exam with Thoth. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG...

This episode, we do some deep investigating on whether or not any Blue Suede Shoes actually appear in this chapter, Raye references some 90s children's movies that Charlie's never seen, and we both get very into the concept of a "Lizard wizard". Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear...

Taylor comes to visit just in time to meet Professor/Doctor Thoth/Djehuti, the weirdest/coolest god. We just like him, ok? Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG: ⁠⁠ www.instag...

This episode, our good buddy Sam joins us to discuss such fascinating topics as American airport security, what color desert sand is, and the validity of digging a pyramid shaped hole to reverse your pyramid energies. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know w...

This time Charlie breaks the rules in the myth section to be a funny silly guy. (Should we expand the myth section to do stuff like this again???) Charlie also makes Raye mad about the word "glamour." Bast pretends to be a Karen but she's still hot. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make...

Matt joins us to talk about Nut. Y'know, Nut? The milf who lives in the sky, topping all of us? We also make up an Egyptian deity oc who was born on leap day, complain about acne, and Raye dies. They just straight up die. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you kn...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Raye explained a mythology based media to Charlie! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG:  ⁠⁠⁠h...

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We finally did another CHB hypothetical for the bonus show! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing....

Special thank you to Abby for being our Sadie narrator! This week the gang made it back to the US! Just in time for no more portals. Also Raye REALLY wanted to talk about Batman adjacent things while Charlie just wanted to understand the logistics of animal shapeshifting. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love...

Warnings this episode for American politics (yikes) and a suicide mention (in the context of a meme.) We brought in Robert to discuss issues of the greatest importance, such as, how good cats are, the nature of the five elements, and Raye's obsession with Animorphs. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to he...

This time the official French consultant of the pod, Elliott, came to chat about Paris... for the last 2 pages of the chapter. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing. IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www...

This time, we brought on Mats to talk about Ma'at: love her. Also, we find some classes for our hypothetical Egyptian magician Tabletop game, Mats tells Raye and Charlie that they need to watch Paddington 2, and we have a rousing round of neurodivergency chat. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear fro...

Trigger warnings galore for this episode's mythology section!! In happier news, we find out that Set quite literally cannot think outside of the box. And thanks again to Abby for being our voice of Sadie! Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next...

Charlie figures out some French pronunciation. Raye decides that Zia is pretty cool, actually. We discuss the actual layout of this so called Hall of Ages for like, way too long. Send us a message through the Duat at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and...