Obsessive Compulsive Dykes

Just a rule breaker who hates their fringe and a kefir mom with strong opinions on tax bonding over their shared need to backflip. Anna estimates the strength of their vaginal canal and Megs builds their own Queer utopia. ‘Sew Into You’ is the cutest Clit Screen, so stop attention seeking and be as humble as this sexy drag queen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re training for the marathon that is surviving 18 year olds in pubs, charity shop controversies, and vicars with side ponies. Anna’s crying at lunch while Megs is hitting on the waiter, and all the while, there are performative hippies out there doing ecstatic dance. Clit Screen has us debriefing on Sally (2025) and we get heated about where Gen Z fashion comes from. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Saturn returns are bringing boy clothes, mortgages, and DOMS - closure not guaranteed! Clit Screen has us debating the phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, and the reality of being someone’s first time. Come on Rock Stars, it’s time to forget your exes and yearn with your besties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…...

Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Calling all the dykes across the world! From discovering little lesbian nan to ending their exes, Anna is teaching people how to treat them. The Vegan receives the ultimate display of devotion in front of Megs, who’s out here getting kicked for the pod. We offer our most unhinged advice yet, and tackle the big questions: Is the trad life coming for us all? Should shared ancestry bring lovers close...

When does a sexy age gap turn into intergenerational care? Megs thinks ‘heteroflexible’ has got some explaining to do, while our Clit Screen ‘Show Me Love’ has Anna reminiscing about Sweden in the noughties. Come backstage and listen to the true story of Traitors in real life, introducing a new character: the home wrecker. As for the TV show, we’d kill for Cat Burns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Normalise goth being a gender! We’ve got a LOT to catch up on - Anna reveals their performative butch gossip and compares their love life to a house squat, while Megs is throwing sandwiches and blushing for Mae Martin. We open up about polyamory vs friendship, OCD awareness, and unzipping our flies for this weeks Clit Screen: Blue Jean. Grab a pint of squash and let’s get into it! Hosted on Acast....

Calling all filthy animals, come to ours for Christmas! You didn’t think we’d leave you standing out there in the cold did you? We’re carolling about Christmas with our exes, dressing up as Santa, and ordering panic gifts through food delivery apps. Megs almost reenacts the Love Actually airport scene and Anna is building their life out of gingerbread. Thanks for a beautiful 2024 - we love ya!&nbs...

Kaos star Misia Butler is bringing his husky tones and tree adoration to the studio. We get the download on auditioning and filming, awards season, and hiking instead of drinking. Megs is dropping the D-word and Anna is giving goth at a Shrek rave. It’s our Season 2 FINALE - if you don’t have a crush, what are you even doing?! Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykes Tiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast....

Our first LIVE roast the rainbow, with our hilarious guest Gaby Foley, writer and star of Flicker, a play about being Queer and having OCD. When we’re done fighting over our USP, we’re talking straddling on the tube, gore in films, and dads finding love, all the while flaunting our bowling team nails. Megs is cheating on Anna’s spin class with dykes on bikes and Gaby wrote a whole show to avoid ha...

It’s that time between Halloween and Xmas when everyone’s losing their minds. Anna is tall, blonde, and humble with an unnecessary hammer, while Megs is going ten toes down on wlw ASMR. Today we’re all about wearing jealousy on our sleeves, slapping on some patriarchally sponsored mascara, and trying to exist in this silly little world. We’re ‘not running, we’re choosing’ Pariah as this weeks clit...

pov: you’re a 27 year old transatlantic wife with a husband to get back to. Confusion is the new click bait, and today, we are the news. Anna wants to f*** their shorter self, and Megs makes a massive statement about dogs. With a big emphasis on yearning as our culture, we chat trans art, emotional availability, and fanny deets. Say no to insecure people coming for your happiness and yes to being...

3 cheers for carabiners! Anna’s flirting across a bar, angry dancing in the street, and getting kissed, while Megs is deeping Queer strippers, cutting certain nails, and having one of their best nights ever at FLINTA heaven aka Goldie Saloon. Devour part 2 of Anna’s house GBHW saga that you’ve waited so long for and tell us right now: day sex or night sex? Clit screen delves into The Handmaiden: a...

Pull your knickers up and get ready to ride this rollercoaster. On today’s brunch menu is a potential threesome, a sapphic housewarming, and a private dance to the one and only Smooth Criminal. Turn your snapback around to get started. Anna asks should you flirt with taken people, while Megs witnesses an epic, some say sacred, event. Are the straights right about scissoring? Join us (plus Bob the...

Yes we listen to our own podcast, because it slaps. In ep 6, Anna is wellness, Megs is hot under the collar for the RTR, and everyone is saying words wrong. Get your codependent partner and settle down for this straight wedding, where Megs is apparently marrying grotesquely long nails. Clit screen’s Duck Butter has us slip sliding all over the place and Ariana may or may not be in the room with us...

Assert your true top energy by smiling at miserable strangers and listening to Ultraviolet from Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging. It’s Ed Fringe storytime from Megs while Anna cruises by on their six pack. Queer Me Out has us renaming ourselves and Clit Screen’s Vita and Virginia gets us talking poly. Leave a 5 star review but pls don’t show us your pet photos.  Instagram: @ObsessiveCompul...

Are you ready to be shocked by Megs' unexpected fave Pride of 2024? Anna drives down the wrong side of the road after missing out on becoming a pro athlete, and bold shots are made in Queer Me Out (hold on to your grown out blue roots, folks). RTR has us re-working physics after a scintillating conversation about Rafiki; this week's Clit Screen. Remember bead shops? We're not stringing you along,...

Fresh from a date with a short king, Anna reveals their long toes to an unwilling audience. We chat trans pride, We are Lady Parts, and whether our teddies have ethnicities. Joining us spiritually in the studio are David Guetta, Keira Knightly, and the Monopoly Man. After rollercoaster of vulnerability, unhinged chaos, and a new invention for Clit Screen, Roast the Rainbow leaves us wanting a thre...

Were the Spice Girls our collective gay awakening? Consider this a (second) love letter to Natasha Lyonne as we discuss But I'm A Cheerleader before reeling off juicy celebrity crushes. The London FLINTA scene is becoming more like a family reunion so Anna makes an international move. Dare I say... slay? Instagram: ‪@ObsessiveCompulsiveDykes‬ Tiktok: @ocdyk3s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

THE GANG'S BACK TOGETHER! Anna comes in hot with a fully delusional gaybourhood watch from London's hottest FLINTA bar: Goldie Saloon. Unrelatedly, Megs becomes a Queer icon to a room full of children. A scorching Roast The Rainbow from across the pond after we talk about the L word (no not the show). And how could we not dive into the WHOLE first season of I Kissed a Girl. Oh sweetie, you thought...

Back from lesbian heaven, Anna is writing their wedding vows in Spanglish. After a particularly gay week at the pop up dyke bar, Megs starts what is potentially the gayest sport: rugby. RTR has us discussing sober culture and whether we’re in staying in or going out eras. Anna has a big queer premier and your hosts GAG at this weeks clit screen: Love Lies Bleeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

If you’ve ever worn a grey t-shirt on a date, you’re about to get read to filth. As mercury exits retrograde, Anna is haunted by a phantom woman on the street and an ex from exactly three years ago. We watch Anne+ , replaying many scenes as we go (you know which ones) and agree we want to try out being in drag. Do Ashley Gavin fans all happen to have obnoxious laughs or are we all just gagging to...

Would you time a birth to get the best star sign? Accidentally cos-playing as toddlers, we answer, is there such a thing as a lesbian voice? Anna initiates a quick fire, ‘What is Queerer’ quiz, and we rediscover U-hauling through the vehicle of I Can’t Think Straight. Roasting the rainbow ignites an astrology debate - sorry in advance, Virgos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...