Nuzzle House

Episode Notes We learn: Gertrude LOVES ‘Spice World’ Gertrude’s cat sneezes boogers all over Glen’s computer They have BIG plans that involve horrible music . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91...

Episode Notes We roll for a new story and drank too much . . We learn: Gertrude had a tough time in the bathroom Glen learns the allure behind the Spice Girls . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Kids always get in the way Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info....

Episode Notes We learn: The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book. My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show...

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. Everything is racist all the time The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads The author is a pedo . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9...

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy Everyone flying is a dick . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributi...

Episode Notes We learn: I went back to the mansion Nothing STILL makes any sense If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday Nothing STILL makes any sense The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzl...

Episode Notes Where we think of a name and read the finished story . . We learn: Gertrude got drunk while getting sushi It took a while, but we finally thought of a name Glen has to actually read this turd . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Nothing makes sense in this chapter This author might actually NOT be a dick Disney was a dick, and his company didn’t get better until 2008 . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuz...

Episode Notes Where John finally gets a pool built, and proposes to the ghost. . . We learn: Gertrude is able to ruin even the most beautiful of songs Sex with a bat can be a kink Glen gets easily distracted by cats . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Lama’s CAN be racist Snipers can be anywhere at any time Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnystories/comments/sv8zbd/the_preposterously_unlikely_plight_of_lucious_the/ . . You can find out more about spookybookiwrite: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookybookiwrite/ https://twitter.com/scarybookiw...

Episode Notes Where John takes the ghost out, and Gertie says potatoes can be sexual. . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . . We learn: Two pages can STILL count as a chapter Most authors are racist, apparently I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pine...

Episode Notes Where John gets to tell the guys ALL about a hot chick who works at the hot dog stand . . We learn: Gertrude admits going to colonial Williamsburg for spring break You don't have to actually listen to someone to fall in love with them Glen has 'get-away-sticks' . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pine...

Episode Notes Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book. . . We learn: East coast people can't handle a tornado My Dad was wrong about J.D. Salinger They didn't make the secret sensor open the painting in the most obvious spot . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com fo...

Episode Notes Where we try to decide what makes a ghost sexy... it's hot dogs. . . We learn: Gertrude looks at dirty comics People in 1708 can be hot dog vendors Glen reads nextdoor.com posts to scare Gertie . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered. . . We learn: I'm sick of the mansion 'bit' so I go for a cabin theme There are flies on the 'forest track' I got for free My oldest brought home a vest made of white animal tails . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/...

Episode Notes Where we think up what makes John Stith Pemberton so sexy . . We learn: It's a mammal if it has a mouth and a butthole That a chest can be too wet Guinea pigs can be sexually dangerous . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped. . . We learn: That Bram Stoker was a Q-anon weirdo That having 5 cats is too many Snooping is worse than torturing people . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House...

Episode Notes Where we decide to write a story about sex with water ghosts, and the birth of Cocca Cola. . . We learn: . That the concept of Capitalism can be an antagonist My butt isn't as hairy as it was when I was in high school Someone's personal fault can just be "bats". . . Visit to learn more: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Support Nuzzle House by contributing to t...

Episode Notes Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent. . . We learn: I've got gas I once watched a movie about sex where everyone wore puppet heads A woman can use her sexuality to sell horses. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit htt...

Episode Notes Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story. . . We learn: Italy was FINE. My daughter learns the horrible secret about 'New York Times best selling authors" The French are the worst. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle H...

Episode Notes They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again. . . We learn: That my kids don't know how to run an oven. Some book reviews can be so short- they can't even qualify as a "New York Times Best Selling Author" Never sleep over at someones house when they have a kink they want to f...