Nuzzle House

Episode Notes We witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading. . . We learn: My daughter is a turd People actually get dressed up just to see a torture chamber I'm going to Italy and I'm never coming back . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/04510665...

Episode Notes I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp. We learn: You can make up anything about an author if there's no information on them Moving furniture really sucks I'm NOT talking about my cats. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit http...

Episode Notes We learn: I'm going to Italy and still don't have much to say about it. It's impossible to get 'fun facts' about authors lately. something . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/syty7g/the_dinner_guest/ . . Learn more about the author and their work here: Website: https://verastahl.com/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Verastahl/ Amazon:  https://w...

Episode Notes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 \ . Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . Read the Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . And keep up with what he's up to: https...

Episode Notes We learn: I have nothing intelligent to add when it comes to Russia’s war with Ukraine If the author decides to sue me for reading this public story, I’m going to send a strongly worded email. The parakeet has got to go. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/tying-the-knot . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to the...

Episode Notes We learn: The author won’t give out his name I haven’t seen this guys face in 20 years He threw big words at me like a JERK . Go on, read it for yourself: https://verisimilitudino.us/piggly_wiggly.php . Learn more: Website: https://verisimilitudino.us . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nu...

Episode Notes We learn: Tom Holland is America’s favorite British actor Mysterious, living authors are making my show intro awkward If I could go back in the past and tell my younger self that I put more vents in my basement, it would just piss me off . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soro9l/anything_i_want_i_can_pull_from_a_hole_in_the/ And read more of thei...

Episode Notes We learn: The only things going on in my life lately are NONE of your BUSINESS Besides that, my life is really, really boring lately I have to resort to stories about my dog because I literally have nothing else to say . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/slukmk/misunderstanding/ . Check out ‘ Haven Creek: and Other Horror Tales’ by Evelyn Mic...

Episode Notes We learn: I got the booster shot, and I’m waiting for those sweet, sweet fever naps. Starving a dog isn't enough, you need to put fire in it's mouth I FINISHED the BOOK! . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar...

Episode Notes We learn: Someone decided that Holmes has a 190 IQ Stapleton’s sister is actually his wife Circumstantial evidence is ‘good enough’ . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle...

Episode Notes This week, we have the hosts of the Uncited English Lit Podcast join us to review one of John Green’s more problematic works. We learn: Ben tried to train a cat to ring a bell? I lost interest Glen got Covid Our guests came up with the phrase “girl hump” Apparently Shindlers List is something you can watch to unwind after a long day . Follow Uncited on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/U...

Episode Notes When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Ben and I review a couple horny Christmas stories and one weird one about anti-pirates. . We learn: Glen didn't get COVID Gretchen does deer blasts Glen gets upset that Gretchen has FAR too many knock-knock jokes Ben hates spiderman . Go read them for yourself: 'Snowman With Benefits' by Marshall Thornton : https://www.amazon.com/Snowman-Benefits-Marshall-Thornton-ebook/dp/B00PEVL1J4...

Episode Notes If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nu...

Episode Notes Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had @LadiesFrightPod on again as guests and we were less horrified this time. But it still requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we donated to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). Enjoy? . We learn: Ben brags about having covid Ladies fright STILL only listen to the show for Gretchen Gretchen tells the guests about Jersey birds Glen gets the pleas...

Episode Notes The Story of one chipmunks terrible witness to the kinks of apple pickers. We learn: . Ben still likes his new job Gretchen hits us with some clever woodpecker jokes Glen got a dryer People do yoga in sale . Go read it yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Scrumping-erotic-short-consequences-thievery-ebook/dp/B0867Z9GSX . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House b...

Episode Notes Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/zero-hour-and-other-stories/9781606997048 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had The Ladies Fright Podcast on as guests and we were supposed to have FUN. Instead we accidentally read a problematic collection of short stories that requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we're all donating to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). And this is only part 1. . We learn: Ben may or may not have a television that gives him vitamin D...

Episode Notes We are introduced to a world where kids have horrible nicknames like "Frog", and just "Fat" - and adults have questionable motivations for a grotesque Halloween party they decide to throw them. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/hallowe-en-at-merryvale-illustrated-edition-dodo-press/9781409949473 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info...

Episode Notes Starting my spooky October stories with the master of horror- Drac Von Stoller. One story about an army of vampires to take over the world that actually turns out pretty good for them. And another story about just dying in general? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.co...

Episode Notes One would think that it isn't possible to jam-pack a book with racism, homophobia, sexism and general bigotry and STILL be meandering and nonsensical. But this author didn't win a 'palm award' for nothing. We learn: Ben's got COVID Gretchen gets lazy and Glen finally guesses the punchline to one of her jokes Glen's got no car, and no teeth Glen REFUSES to homestead his place. Go read...

Episode Notes Ben's got Covid. So we didn't record the Book Boys, and I had to poop out this emergency episode. Lets review what happens: Chapter 5? Nothing. Holmes is an unlikable turd and he sucks at his job. Chapter 6? Ooooh, you get a classic, creepy mansion story. You'll like that one. But Holmes still sucks. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskerville...