Nuzzle House

We learn: This Author REALLY hated sex Humans exist in this world, and they don’t seem to know or care about toads in small cars passing them on the road You can take a friend hostage, and apparently that’s legal. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle...

We learn: This author is just another monster writing children’s literature Leave it to grunge.com to tell me just how horrible this author is Badger is in the mob Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://t...

We learn: This author was a jerk to his kid- because he based Toad on him. Mole is some unicorn that every other animal is after. If you can’t afford a little vest, you become a slave in this world. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contr...

We learn: No one is concerned that Hero has married a spaz that will probably flip out again. Anti-Stratfordians are morons In the end- I guess this is a story about family? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The dad asks the audience for a knife so he can kill himself Apparently, when someone passes out, it’s normal to ask “oh, are you passing out?” I have an above ground pool now. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We read the final chapter and wrap this thing up. . . We learn: Pump Corner is finally done We had the worst trip imaginable Glen farted in an airport . . Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Everyone is an idiot They don’t take the part where you can ruin a woman’s life seriously enough to question the bastard Being a cop has always been awesome . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Claudio is a spaz, Don John basically wants people dead and people are tricked into liking each other. Great. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The demon is finally unleashed - and ditches all their friends to hang out in hell . . We learn: Pump Corner is still happening It took two tries to record this episode, because of too much meat. We talk about old people for a weirdly long time . . Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: If a child-servant wants to get married to a woman he’s barely spoken to, men fall all over themselves to make that happen. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: You can be a sensi-poo piss-baby and still be respected by alpha males? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/69688 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Nick might be gay? But still doesn't stop him from being a huge jerk. There’s a huge review of this book at the end. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing...

We learn: You got a dead Gatsby, and a fussed Nick who pretends he didn’t like him anyway. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pine...

We learn: Have you ever got stuck at a couple’s house while they argue? Did you like it? Then you will LOVE this. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip...

We learn: Daisy is a turd, Tom is a turd, Gatsby is a turd so I guess we like Nick? This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.co...

We learn: This author makes up words that are probably anti-semitic. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-ho...

We learn: That this book is anti-semetic. Surprise, surprise. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The chapter actually ends with the protagonist saying he’s the most moral person ever. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip...

We learn: Gertie had to pee We try to make reservations at TGI Fridays We've created 'Pump Corner' Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: When it came to physical abuse in the 20s, the only concern anyone had when a man hit a woman is that they have to call it a night. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle Ho...

The story of cupids attempt to find love for a ghost. Learn more at: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Reading a book recommended to me 2 years ago by https://verisimilitudino.us/@baki We learn: Its basically the first season of Vanderpump Rules. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle Hous...

We learn: Once you know an author is racist, it’s all you think about while you read their crap. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I can’t believe that I’m going to say a sword and sorcery book is boring. But I am. Because it is. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Its just more whimsey. What did you expect? It was written for kids. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house