Nowhere to Be

Well, hellllooooooooo! Pat joins us again this week in super-fan form. He shares his opinions on each of the Batman films beginning with 1989's film and his "late-in-life experience" watching the Star Wars films, We also introduce a new segment called "I Should've Known That!"

Fresh off of the successful execution of a personal strategic divestiture of a core residential asset, Pat returns in this episode to discuss his recent move, first cars, movie casting, the state of game development, and the chronology of Batman films. We also hear the story of Jesse's car theft in high school.

Maverick returns for a second episode. This week has discussions involving our shared affinity for "old school" Fall Out Boy, Tim's flat-out unsettling experience from last week that might have been paranormal, our experiences with recurring dreams and night terrors, the Lego drama unfolding around Bricks & Minifigs on YouTube, and the NBA Finals. ( coughs) Then he hands me this big pink seash...

Sixty nine, dude! Episode 69 that is. Maverick makes his long-awaited debut on the show after just 4 years (whoops). We get the lore behind his new tattoos and take a brief trip down memory lane discussing his wedding, and our shared time together in middle and high school. Jesse also gives us a comical update on his ongoing classic car restoration project. The bulk of this episode is a review of...

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In this week's episode: After nearly a year and a half away from the mic, the guys are finally back — and life has been anything but quiet. Since the last episode, there’s been a new set of house keys, a new ride in the garage, a baby on the way, trips, and more - a lot has changed. We spend this episode getting caught up on all of it, while trying to remember how to do this. Of course, no reunion...

We're back and discussing topics we aren't qualified to have opinions on, like GameStop's recent move to buy eBay. Is their leather jacket-wearing CEO bro a genius or complete madman? Take a guess. Nintendo dropped some huge news with a Star Fox 64 remake on the way. We also discuss the details on Jesse and Tim's upcoming trip to Orlando before closing things out with one of our favorite activitie...

The guys are back together to celebrate the holidays! Pat joins this week as our audio engineer. Sit back with a cup of hot cocoa and Merry Christmas to all!

Who doesn't love some video game talk? We get into the new games coming out later this year, discuss the latest scam that Playstation is trying to pull, and how RuneScape has completely taken over our free time.

Football season has taken over, and the guys can not be more excited about it! Jess and Tim sit down to talk about what their strategy is in fantasy football this year. Jess is fresh off a lavish vacation at Universal Studios Orlando, and we have a fresh look in the podcast studio.

We're all back together again, and we just can't seem to escape the number three... In this episode, we herald year three of the podcast with Tim (finally) turning thirty, Ash sharing his experience of having three flat tires in three months, and Jesse celebrating the acquisition of a THIRD pair of Kobe protros. Other topics include country club golfing, the start of the college football season, f...

Tim and Jess get together after a few busy weeks of not recording. This week we discuss the process of Jesse getting his first tattoo, Tim goes into detail about exclusive vinyl toy collecting. Also, Jesse sees a ghost from his past that has sent him in a spiral. Would we ever go to a comic con to get collectable items only sold at the convention? Will Tim be into the business venture that has bee...

Join us for a new segment this week as we speculate on the mysterious causes of strange events.

Summer is proving to be event-filled. Conversation this week includes Tim's pool day with Dan, Ash's experience reporting for jury duty, Jesse's new foray into golf, the "hawk tuah" phenomenon, and the coming conclusion of Jesse & Tim's RuneScape challenge. We also make predictions on the games of an NFL season that has already been played. Whoops!

This week, Ash gets moved and settled into his new place, Jess hosts his in-laws, and Tim recovers from a stomach virus just in time to record the podcast and begin a new work week. ( Get that money! ) We discuss the recent deaths of three noteworthy athletes, the upcoming Impractical Jokers show in Atlanta, the latest Nintendo Direct, and the NBA finals. Bonus content includes bad NFL predictions...

Who is in town!? It's none other than friends of the show, Seth & Navarro! The guys make the trip down from Atlanta to bless us with their presence, bringing all the good vibes with them. Navarro gives us an update on life as a father, while Jess recounts the good old days of playing Call of Duty with the guys. Seth and Tim reminisce on a trip to Mexico they will never forget, and we try to fi...

Ever heard of a cold storage wallets and crypto whales? Neither had Jesse and Ashton. Thankfully, Tim educates us this week through a surprisingly informed update on the world of crypto. Our conversation also incldues Jesse's growing confusion over how GameStop is still in business, the ethics of donating used clothing, and how awesome it's going to be to all live in the same neighborhood. And las...

Ashton takes a week off! Jess and Tim take some time out of their busy schedules to catch up on the NBA playoffs, RuneScape, recent Lego purchases, and do some blind taste testing of whiskey that Tim has hunted down. Listen and see how many sips it takes for Jesse to cough his lungs out, while Tim basks in the glory that is Eagle Rare!

This week's episode sees Tim basking in the newfound stability of a salary, Ashton considering a career change (as a hype man?), and Jesse razzing a coworker over a run-in with the cops. We also discuss the roast of Tom Brady, Sum 41's concert in Atlanta, and our favorite childhood memories of summer time. Be sure to read our TOS to receive a free bottle of wine!

In this week's Episode: Jesse and Ashton tag team the show this week while sipping a new Guatemalan rum (delicioso!). Our conversation includes Jesse’s experience seeing Star Wars Ep I in theaters, Ashton’s dinner with an old friend, anticipation for this weekend’s Sum 41 concert, elevator etiquette and interacting with strangers. Also, Jesse received WHAT from a customer?!

New schedules, promotions, trips, doctor's appointments: the universe does its best to keep us from recording, but we're not letting life stop us. This week Tim fills us in on his recent honeymoon cruise, as well as his new foray into collector-grade whisky; Jesse recounts being accosted at work by a man with a camera and an empty package; and Ashton leaves everyone laughing over the plans of his...

Hear ye, hear ye! Exciting news, have we! Our very first female guest, Savanna, daughter of Marty, wife of Jesse, arrives for a landmark episode in the Nowhere to Be saga. Join us as we discuss her experience as a postpartum nurse, why she enjoys Atlanta’s Renaissance Festival, Disney, “coffee moods”, her Millennium Falcon dream team, and how she fell in love with Jesse. What a time to be alive!

At long last, Tim’s younger brother, Jake, makes his first appearance on the podcast! With cold drinks in his hands and cool crocs on his feet (sport mode: activated), Jake flexes his expert-level video game knowledge and answers our rapid-fire questions with poise and confidence. If only he knew how to correctly hold a microphone! Other topics include fatherhood, Gundam model kits, collegiate mis...

In this week's episode: Tim is officially a married man! Join us as we spend this week’s episode recounting the events of the wedding, as well as flagging our favorite moments. We’re wishing Tim and Hannah the very best together!!