NothingOfSubstance

We’re talking the weather, the creatures in the ocean, known as clams and their body parts, Thanksgiving sneaking up, the mystery of the elf on the shelf and the twin sisters with different last names, and the smell that rain makes called Geosmin, along with social block my use of the F Word but jot batting an eye to videos of people losing limbs.

We’re talking Chik-Fil-A, getting older, an uncovered 8th continent, a homeless woman loses her toes, remote work lingo, random online news for the day, stress can make you go deaf, and honestly just a boring ass episode.

We’re talking about the update on a woman who married a ragdoll- had 3 kids- and was cheated on by her mannequin husband, banging your knee, urinal etiquette, In-N-Out Burger, Black Friday at Starbucks, and a woman yelling on her phone in the car.

Cody is Back! We’re talking about DRAIN’s new album dropping this Friday “… Is Your Friend,” tour shenanigans, KISS, being careful around your friends, amusement parks, nostalgia with music and childhood, understanding AI, the influence of teachers, Epitaph party this Friday for the album release, and local lore regarding rodeos.

We’re talking Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos from this year and years past, the movie Mandy with Nicholas Cage, attange encounters with what I believe is a real life witch, Barry White, and magicians making kids cry.

We're talking DRAIN x Kublai Khan show at the San Jose Civic Center 10/24/2025, Downtown San Jose and San Jose State University, Marrylisa.com returns, "AI Cat videos," and much more!

We’re talking about bullsh*t martial arts, drunk dentists not knowing which teeth to pull, interesting craigslist purchases including a man and his “little“ brother, and a famous UK rapper gets his girl and her mom pregnant at the same time.

We’re talking a tequila tasting event where everyone got hammered, a dog escaping into bathroom stalls, a drunk 96 year old demented witch with no teeth, funerals for chickens at Trader Joe’s by a bunch of f***** idiots, paranormal activities in the country, and a haunted fair grounds experience that gave me chills down my spine.

We displayed ADHD, talked about broken bones, tons of random facts that may or may not be true (Science and History), life stuff, touring as a musician, my inability to read, Adrian's allergy to penicillin, classic childhood memories, and tons more.

We’re talking inconsiderate groups at a restaurant, watching morons split up their tab, drunk drivers, pastors who allege they have never snorted c*caine, big church falsities, playoff baseball, and my next guest for Thursday October 16th!

We’re talking bosses taking up your time with meetings, social media influencer charlatans, quotes that make no sense, community college douches, and narcissism as described by narcissists themselves.

We’re talking ER visits, ruining Thanksgiving after breaking my wrist as a child, seeking revenge on a receptionist, a man introduces his girlfriend to his eight s*x dolls, watching animals die at Scout Camp, and corn maze Vietnam. Our next guest will be coming up shortly on the next episode or so, stay tuned!

We’re talking interesting snack choices in the grocery store, pot roasts, a local woman’s website and billboard advertisement for men to marry her, talent show mishaps, and the beginning tales of the nameless and crazy woman who haunted me for years.

We’re talking Spirit Halloween stores, AI robots playing ping pong champion and solving Rubik’s Cube puzzles, highschool basketball, getting a diet rootbeer dumped on my head by a lady in a walker who had her drunk boyfriend try and fight me at a Taqueria, bowling league mishaps etc.

We’re talking humid weather, f**** up haircuts, ugly men in charge of s***, getting drafted by The Oakland Raiders, robots attacking handicapped people, pepper spray turning a self proclaimed gang member into a complete p****, Giants baseball season RIP, and Tylenol.

We’re talking about raising your kids to not grow up a**holes, Brett James plane crash (R.I.P.), how long you have to wait until you apply for a dead guy’s job and whether you can put them down as a reference or not, avoiding people you don’t want to see in public, faking phone calls, celebrity run ins, and why you shouldn’t try on hats in public. (THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE WAS NOT AWESOME. SORRY!)

We’re talking September birthdays, stupid people who mane up their own theories, pumpkin spice latte runs, people blowing up restrooms and getting you blamed, people with main character syndrome on social media, real vs. crazy family, the Benihana Brawl in Torrance CA, and horny old ladies.

We’re talking Costco parking lots on the weekend, oblivious cashiers with band tattoos embarrassing themselves, why you should respect gas station trash cans, chiropractic sex apparatuses in India, irresponsible dads with fireworks, and why you shouldn’t have pet monkeys.

Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.

We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.

We’re talking NFL Sunday week one and the Niners/Raiders fanbases, kids with silver teeth, making smash burgers, more fucking hiccups, gym teachers walking around nude, and the woman in Philly who stole a baseball from a child on his birthday and ended up a villain.

We’re talking Shoe Palace employees, boujee shoe stores where everything is wrapped in plastic, old people tossing things out on the highway, pulling the chair from underneath my mom at dinner, older people saying embarrassing things, and a Chihuahua with a shockingly giant penis.

We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.

This is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other fun random shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.

We’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.