NothingOfSubstance

Number 60!!! We're talking 4th of July, World Cup, drunk old hags at In-N-Out, people working from home in the streets of rough neighborhoods, and Pastor Billy Burke who loves getting his hands all over the ladies.

We're talking old men in Hawaiian shirts singing Tom Jones songs, Extreme Blade Sports, people who can't just leave s*** alone, World Cup, topics that people have wrote in about, and much more.

We're back talking about being a "bouncer" for a night, Spiderman, people who love attention, the science behind old people smell, people walking around Taco Bell in socks, and much more. Introducing our new opening song by Nick Hernandez AKA Lil Interesting! Check out his EP "Jasmine on Spotify!

WELCOME BACK! Missed you all, today we are talking about where the f*** I have been, what's new, the same annoying pet peeves, The New York Knicks, Bay Area Traffic and whatever else I said.

We're talking traffic from the Pebble Beach Pro Am, A man who looked like a dog with his Valentine's date, George Washington Vs. Abraham Lincoln, middle aged male Karate Instructors can't be trusted, kids playing "chicken" in traffic, and how to powerfully piss in public to assert dominance.

We're talking the alternative Super Bowl half-time show for people who like Kid Rock, a woman marries the Eiffel Tower, Long Jump Skiers doping, more about Bad Bunny, people p***ing on the side of the road and a bunch more.

First of the new format, one hour long episodes and we're talking sweet potatoes with huge veins, Atomic Habits written by James Clear, a short rant on coffee, the alleged kidnapping of an 84 year old woman potentially because of a rivalry with Reba, trying to understand soccer, & Backyard Sports games.

We're talking fighting with SPAM callers, controlling being passive aggressive, believing what you see despite what lies you are told, how our country is currently being run reminds me of working at Chili's for a short stint, old men talking loud in public, and rehashing the romance and growing family of a woman and her ragdoll husband.

We're talking about a countrywide carjacking that, how to overcome jealousy, unearned nicknames, making your own bone broth, and why all of these men feel the need to be coached on how to be a man by wasting $10,000 just to make their wife and kids respect them.

We're talking NFL playoffs (despite my lack of interest in football apparently), people thanking God for everything, rogue elephants killing people, a massive 100 car pile-up in Michigan, & Reba McEntire.

We’re talking about white people holding Mexicans hostage by forcing them to awkwardly speak Spanish when they clearly don’t want to, DoorDash robots harming disabled people and getting run over by trains, and the chaos of working at a Chinese restaurant while being nonstop pranked by the guys there.

We're talking about an explanation as to what happened to the last couple of episodes, a crew of kids with down syndrome absolutely ignored me when I complimented them about their Niner's gear, plunging a public toilet so I wouldn't get the blame for blowing up the bathroom, having a strong immune system and getting sick, annoying football announcers, sports betting, and how men blow their money o...

We’re talking when your voice cracks as a grown man, making amends with Gen Z and Gen Alpha, taking accountability for millennial bull****, people dressing up as horses like show ponies, New Year’s resolutions, the volleyball game that people will play with their feet, and people talking about the weather.

#47 We’re talking fallin asleep on New Year’s Eve, fallin asleep at the DMV, shipping out live birds at the Post Office, a Japanese man loses his $17,000 hologram wife cause the company that made her deleted their entire program, those weird brother/sister looking couples, driving incidents and NBA conspiracies.

We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying to fake it til they make it, and just me rambling about s*** that annoys me.

We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very performative family’s alleged first day out in public, meeting, dogs, and Christmas shopping b*******.

We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social media yoga bu******, my aunt claimed the entire country of Ireland and continent of Africa wanted her dead, Simon Birch killing his friend’s mom, more beef with instagram, & more.

Welcome back! We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like a pancake in he middle of a restaurant, an old woman with Louis Body Dementia, & old men with their mouths open.

We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail during the holiday season, and coming to terms with accepting The Holiday Season.

We’re talking people unable to take what they dish out, Letterman jackets, a “pantsing” war and how to establish order by bringing back public embarrassment, a man-made castle with a torture chamber, being electrocuted, and Napa Valley wine country.

Episode 40! Thank you for Top 20% Of Podcast Videos on Spotify. We’re talking, a man marrying his invisible friend, embarrassing yourself freestyle rapping in front of your tech friends, rat problems at Starbucks, monkeys terrifying you in your everyday life, and the. How to use monkeys to kill your child’s invisible boyfriend/girlfriend.

Episode 39 “SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE” Square and I talked about social media hype, traveling to Asia for Complex Con, growing up in The 831/ Salinas Valley, expectations versus reality, and random little tidbits about life. Thank y’all for your support, enjoy the episode dropping this morning!

We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga participants, Thanksgiving, and our next guest on Monday SQUARE!

We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery runs, dealing with difficult family on Thanksgiving, and terrible positive chanting Indie Christian music.

EPISODE 36 SomethingOfSubstance with an old friend. Kyle Skinner and I met in high school. I was his fierce protector, our teachers got us confused, and now Kyle is a dad being a bigger grown-up than me. We reminisce about the old times, me getting blocked by a youth pastor for claiming that I am Jesus Christ, high school shenanigans, all the times I was with him throughout his life (with picture...