Nothing Butt Stuff

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Nothing Butt Statistics! A brand new, riveting seggy about how awesome we are. In this episode, The Big One-Nine, Isaac reads a sonnet involving Shrek, Donkey, and some questionable decisions. Sisu (2022) is our movie, and what a movie it is. And lastly, a Fight Stuff to the Death, with Marvel’s Toad up against Darth Vad...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Disclaimer 2: Isaac's audio is dodgy as hell towards the end. Lewis will punish him later. This week we dive into our most titillating episode to date. We have stiff peaks of intrigue with a Christian fan-fiction of Harry Potter being jug-gled with this week's film, Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987). Feast your eyes (...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Merry Yuletide! Join us for this Nothing Butt Christmas extravaganza, the big day was only two weeks ago, no you shut up. If you can get past Lewis’ awful intro, you’re in for a great time. We’ve got a Christmas movie for all of the family to enjoy with 1997’s Horror-Comedy, Jack Frost, we’ve got Lewis ruining Christmas...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  It's New Year's Eve 2023, and Isaac has Nothing Better to do but Butt Stuff. Don't be sad, that's the way he likes it! Come listen to Lewis drone on about Baldur’s Gate 3 again, then not one but TWO quizzes, you lucky things. We give As Astra (2019) our best shot and then Gary the Middle Aged Warlock goes...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  If anyone has anything bad to say about Kevin Bacon, The Baconmeister, Kevangel, we will cut you. Join us for a redneck gun porn adventure with tentacles and stuff, in Tremors (1990). We also rename our podcast due to the masterpiece that is Baldur’s Gate 3, and Lewis grinds Isaac on his MCU knowledge, he grinds him so h...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  This week, Isaac has a revelation in Lewis’ chosen quiz, will his life ever be the same again? Probably, but not for long as he has to sit through Lewis’s chosen film too, a top-to-bottom Disney rip-off Titanic sequel that no one needed or asked for. Yay. But don’t worry, we tail it all off with German Techno in a mediev...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  Disclaimer 2: The audio sounds like it was recorded inside the bowels of some kind of seafaring mammal (it’s not actually that bad). Sorry. This episode we bring you a double-whammy RPG Stuff, with Gary attending school Sports Day, AND Leslie negotiating a job offer. Don’t forget our review of the longest commercial in h...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  This episode is almost entirely devoted to the cinematic savant that is Neil Breen, and his one-of-many masterpieces, Twisted Pear (2018). Come listen to us talk about green screens and entirely unnecessary erotic roleplay that adds nothing to the story except a sense of sheer lust. If you hate this description, you’re g...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  What kind of nerds did Isaac hang out with lately? What’s your personal hygiene like? Perhaps you smell a little… cheesy? Then we jump into the mastery that is Planet Terror. Prepare your testicles (except Isaac, obviously) for this wild ride.   Please like, subscribe, review, and tell your friends and enemies. And come...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away.  We delve into 2013’s Prisoners briefly, before discussing the new D&D Movie and Wartales. Finally, the age old question of who could defeat, or at not least not lose, to Dwight Shrute is answered, and then we talk about the madness of 1984’s Dune for ages. Who is bloody and horny? Is a film that cost four times the a...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Disclaimer#2: Thanks to the 2x fans who did our poll! It was probably just Lewis & Isaac themselves. We did NOT get time to add-in the results of the poll for this episode. We will reveal all in the future, rest assured.  Are Lewis’ trivia skills Sloppy or Floppy? Find out just how much he needs to get some new hobbie...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. DON’T FORGET TO DO OUR POLL ON SPOTIFY! Finally, you, the magnificent audience, get to tell us how a fight ends. Indi tries to escape a nightmare but does he beat Freddy? Listen and vote for your chance to decide. The real nightmare though is clearly that Seagal is back in action with this week’s Movie Stuff, in Submerged...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Disclaimer 2: We had to re-record Quiz Stuff, the audio is a little janky. Get over it. Are you bold and brave? Did you earn your power? Or was it thrust upon you, against your will? We find out this week as we take on a quiz to decipher the truth. Or maybe your magic power is ACTING, like James McAvoy. We delve into Spli...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Mercenary for Justice (2006) is our movie this week, I sincerely hope you watched it before, because this one is a corker, believe me. So much so that it only left time for one other segment, but at least it’s a freshly pressed NEW seggy for all our adoring fans, a quiz with a hidden theme… wait, that’s not hidden at all....

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. The sewer tunnels are a dark and dank place, the perfect hiding spot for a hobbit named Frodo as he’s hunted down by none other than the Black Widow herself, and did I mention she has a lawn mower? Then we have Primer (2004) to review, an extremely low budget time travel film that does its best to impress. And lastly, Gar...

An ancient, small, green Jedi faces off against an old woman, only this old woman has a 50. Cal. machine gun. Yoda Vs Aunt May, in a strip club, what could go wrong. Our movie this week is The King (2019), so get ready for a lot of mud and bad french accents. Have you met Leslie before? He’s a Lizardman, and oh boy does he feel uncomfortable when he encounters the monster stowing away in his cargo...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. ALSO, Lewis’ audio is… pretty crappy in this one. Blame the mic, not the co-host. The last fight was comical, this one is just mean: Bob the Builder Vs Alien’s Xenomorph. Will Bob, the favoured underdog win? You’ll just have to listen and find out. For our movie review we are covering Tom Hanks’ sixth ever appearance, a T...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Try and think of the most comical fight in the universe? That’s right, it’s Tasmanian Devil Vs Jar Jar Binks, you don’t want to miss this one. Then we have our review of Batman (1989), paying special attention to the mimes and musical henchman, and to top it all off we have Leslie the Lizardman escaping from space jail. W...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Learn who would win in a fight between Professor X and Pikachu, or the intricacies of Hugh Jackman's many grunts in our review of the movie Logan (2017), and then find out what happens when a notorious toilet roll smuggler gets pulled over by Border Patrol in space. All these things and more will be discussed in this,...

Disclaimer: These episodes contain dark humour. Don’t like it? Then go away. Two children take control of a cosmic tyrant in our review of Psycho Goreman (2020), we also have a showdown between Captain America and the liquid metal Terminator, T1000. Then lastly come listen to a middle-aged servant of demonic forces when he is rudely interrupted reading his morning newspaper.  Episode 2! We made it...