Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Exorcisms, spasms, and government benefits, oh my! Thumbs at the ready smutz 'cause you'll be unable to speak after this long, hard, girthy, thick, difficult, stretching... episode? Sorry, we forgot what we were talking about for a minute there. Anyways... this week we decided to fill you up with Micah by Laurell K. Hamilton. Will she have you purring or clawing your way out? Guess you'll have to...

This week on Lets Have a Quickie, we read "Truth or Dare" by Heather Kinnane. You can find more of their stuff at heatherkinnane.medium.com

Vikings, witches, and prophecies, all day! We've got another guest for you dirty smutz and she ain't here to play. Please welcome Andree the Relentless! Tread carefully all ye men lest she spit on thy faces. You'll have to pry the chastity belt from her cold dry vagina after reading Viking! by Connie Mason. Hide your Shannons.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Voyeur" by Sarah Writes Smut. Check out more of their stuff at sarahwritessmut.wordpress.com

Orgasms, orgasms, and orgasms, oh my! Holy crap! Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles. We've made it to 20 episodes, smutz, and boy do we have a surprise for you! This week we are reading Renegade by Lora Leigh. You read that right... Lora Leigh. Will she redeem herself? Guess you'll have to find out.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Claimed by the Mountain Man" by Kaia Bell. You can find more of their stuff at kaiabellxx.medium.com 

Earth, Wind, and Fire, oh my! Do you want hot, supernatural sex? Do you want Russian dirty talk? Do you want fast-paced fucking? Well, Water Bound by Christine Feehan has none of the above. Hope you brought diving gear 'cause you'll want a quick getaway this week. Sorry in advance smutz... she's a sobber, not a soaker.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Neighbour Competition" by Daphne. Find more of their stuff at reddit.com/user/peachyy-keen/.

Clubbing, clapping, and coming, oh my! Cum one cum all and listen to the wise words of Grandmaman. We couldn't have picked a better first guest and we've saved her the best of the best. This week we read Seven Years to Sin by Sylvia Day and it was everything we could have hoped for. Get ready smutz 'cause Grandmaman is officially in the building and she is holding nothing back.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie we read "Sex on the Beach" by Autumn Seave. Check out their stuff at autumnseave.medium.com

Pirates, promises, and pain, oh my! Argh me mateys! 'Tis land ahead! Welcome to our first and probably last pirate smut. Elizabeth August's Pirate Bride will have you pleading parlay. Jack Sparrow can't save you now. Click play to find out if this smut is a hook, line, and sinker or just a sinker.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Heaven and Hell" by Carmine Edgewick. Check out more of their stuff at blissfultorment.bdsmlr.com

Nuns, bounty hunters, and plumbers, oh my! There are too many cooks in the kitchen this week as we dive into Bobbi Smith's Sweet Silken Bondage. Don't be deceived by this sexy cover... what lies beyond is sure to confuse and befuddle even the smartest of smuts.

Incest, stalkers, and Britney Spears, oh my! This is truly one of the most pointless books we've ever laid eyes on. Hope you're pumped up for an unnecessary roller coaster of emotions. There are many red flags on the horizon as we read Nauti Boy by Lora Leigh. Also, this week we are gifted with a mysterious guest. Who is this guest, you may ask? Click play to find out.

Strapless bras, professors, and journals, oh my! This week we unlock the professor/student fantasy. Everyone's had a lil' crush on their teacher at some point. We see you and so does Sarah Fischer. This week we dive into her erotic novel First Semester. There's nothing better than a good secret romance. Shhh...

Mounds, mirrors, and dressers, oh my! Regency is back baby and this time she is here to stay! Get ready for Laura Lee Guhrke's Governess Gone Rogue. We love a rogue woman and hope you do too. Tune in this week to see if this book is a smashing success or another odd disappointment.

Scotland, Scotland, and Scotland, oh my! Dharma whips out a new accent and Mikayla's panties fall to the floor, never to be seen again. If found please contact 1-800-PANTIES-R-US. Get ready for Jen Holling's highland fantasy, Brides of the Bloodstone: Tempted by your Touch. We are officially dropping everything and moving to Scotland. Bye Smuts!

Slurp, slap, and slosh, oh my! Poor Bill Johnso doesn't know what hit him and neither do you. Welcome back! This week we finish off Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave by M.J. Edwards. This thicc boi will have you turned upside down in more ways than one. Hope you have your therapist on speed dial. Sorry in advance.

Sniffed, spaffed, and shlonged, oh my! Here we go again! You thought you could escape this apocalyptic nightmare but we were just warming you up. Ready for round two? Join us as we torture you with another M.J. Edwards wet dream, Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave. You thought the vaccine could save you? Hole onto your hotdogs 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Kittens, goats, and pythons, oh my! So you've come back for more? Hope you brought your beaker 'cause the end of this book will have you begging for a vaccine. In this episode we finish Kissing the Coronavirus by M.J. Edwards, our most respected and feared author thus far. This ending will either have you running for the hills or dripping with love lotion. The power is in your hands.

Tic-tacs, beakers, and waterslides, oh my! Somehow we made it to 10 episodes and to thank all of our loyal listeners we have decided to ruin your lives. This week M.J. Edwards welcomes you to your worst nightmare, Kissing the Coronavirus. Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought 2021 couldn't get any worse, get ready to be infected by this slippery slide of viral contagion.

Hurricanes, white panties, and ribs, oh my! Have you been missing some mansplaining in your life? Are you confused as to what feminism is? Then tune in this week while we read The Italian Boss's Secretary Mistress by Cathy Williams. She's a mouthful and not the good kind. (Content Warning: Body Image)

Sundaes, Sundays, and Tuesdays, oh my! What day is it? Another episode? What is she putting on his dick? What has Mikayla been asking for? What accent is Dharma doing? Does any of this make sense? Buttocks? SEED? Liiiisa!? It's a two-parter, bitches! xoxo - Dragon Girls

Dragons, Flanges, and Ex-husbands, oh my! Join us this week as we read our second listener's suggestion, Dragon Heat by Allyson James. Who knew secret ancestry could be so spicy... grandma sure did. This book is just as outrageous as it sounds and we can't keep it together. Quick! Go check your spare bedroom.

Volcanoes, aliens, and green nipples, oh my! Beam me up Scotty! Come and meet your UFO (Unidentified Fucking Object). This week, C.J. Barry takes us to galactic heights with her novel, Unearthed. We can't handle the heat... can you? Get ready to be thrust into hyper drive, 'cause she's comin' in for a landing.