Not Your Average Losers

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's upcoming summer in Los Angeles, Xavi's chaotic end to the semester, and how the government "confirmed" aliens.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about their semesters in review, hot sauce, and what comes next for Jake.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Xavi's dilemma with Harvard housing, Jake's upcoming foray to LA, and the need for bullying to come back.

It's the 81st, 101st, and 100th episode special! This episode, Xavi and Xavi 2 talk about the new Artemis missions, what's going on with superheroes, and the new Mario movie.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about going to New York, the AI bubble, and the academics ethics of CP.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's birthday, the boys going bowling, and how Jake got blackout drunk.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's discovery of the Emerson Secret Society, Xavi's recent obsession with solitaire, and British people.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about how much you should respond to texts, Xavi's attempt at stand-up comedy, and Jake's take on the Muppets.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Tom Brady's intimate relationship with his son, the return of the r-word, and Jake's observation of a bio-hazard.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about the incredible amount of snow, how Jake's start to the semester has been, and Xavi's descent into politics posting

It's the end of 2025 (and beginning of 2026), so here is our best of compilation for the past year!

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about dealing with the Boston cold, Pluribus, and their semesters in review.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Netflix's possible acquisition of Warner Bros., dealing with the cold, and the proliferation of grifters in politics.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's recent playing of Pokemon Go, the philosophy behind long YouTube videos, and Xavi's take on banning IRL streams and man on the street content.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's Letterboxd, the morality of AI, and wiping technique (again).

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's recent illness, the upcoming (now passed) NYC election, and Xavi's thoughts on making fun of people.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Jake's recent midterms, the culture around respect, and Xavi's admiration for his anatomy teacher. I don't know, it's a bunch of random stuff this episode.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about the Riyadh comedy festival, Jake's recent discovery about his classmate, and the new Taylor Swift album.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about Trump at the United Nations, Denzel Washington's The Equalizer, and Jake's time at the Fluff Festival

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about the crazy recent news, our plans to eliminate half the animals on the planet, and what the future of politics looks like.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about bathroom window etiquette, what it's like being a teenage boy, and coming back to school.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about their old middle school memories, Xavi's weekend on way too little sleep, and Jake's beef with the car dealership.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about the Switch 2, vibe coding, and people falling in love with AI

This episode, Jake and Xavi are joined by friends Luc and Charlie. Wowie!!! How exciting!1!! They all talk about their childhood memories, wiping technique, and the Superman movie.

This episode, Jake and Xavi talk about how Monica Lewisnky fumbled the spotlight, where the minions were over the course of history, and Grok's recent conspiratorial pivot.