Not These Two Fucking Guys

Not These Two Fucking Guys Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 129 episodes

Rocco and Archie launch their dumbest idea yet... A Podcast! They talk about music, sports, and comedy to the masses. Listen and learn why they're just 2 schmucks who enjoy ragging on each other all day.

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Not These Two Fucking Guys

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Comedy

Latest episode

Nov 21, 2025

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Episodes

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.054 w/Kenny Aronoff 14.05.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Eight two-hour biography film specials reveal the intimate, personal stories behind the success of WWE’s most memorable legends on A&E. Why did they do Macho Man dirty??? • Our energetic/multi-talented  guest this week is the great Kenny Aronoff! We talk about some of the artists he's played with, The Kennedy Center Honors, a typical touring week and...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.053 w/Raquel Pennington 07.05.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Stripper DJ Voice was the best. • All about the MISFITS! Rocco & Archie's top 5 MISFITS songs of their liking! • The 2 goons sit down with one of our favorite fighters, Raquel Pennington. We talk about her courageous USADA suspension, her ranking in the UFC and a trip down her career as she fought the best and proved that she is one of the best! Give...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.052 w/Riki Rachtman 30.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • John Mayer has a new talk show coming out and we ain't mad a bout it. • The UFC goes public... publicly traded that is. • This week we the 2 stumblin' bumblin' bashin' bros. have a ball sitting down with one of hard rock and heavy metal's ambassadors to the genre... former MTV VJ of Headbangers's Ball - Riki Rachtman. He has a new...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.051 w/Alicia Taylor 23.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • I like a Jersey Girl once in a while. • This week our guest is a woman of many hats. She Is a director, dancer  choreographer, talent coordinator, the list could go on  and on  but most importantly she is a visionary when it comes to creating the very sexy, talented, bad-ass girl dance group the Cherry Bombs.... Alicia Taylor. Cherry Bombs presents: Macabarét...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.050 w/Tyler "El Tornado" Goodjohn 19.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot sessions: • RIP DMX! • Hayley Hasselhoff becomes the First Curve Model on a European Playboy Magazine Cover • Follow Meeee eeee! • Hideki Matsuyama is th first Japanese golfer to win Masters • Jerry Seinfeld makes his Gotham Comedy club debut post COVID! • This interview is a special one with a special lad. From professional boxer to undefeated Bare knuckle fighter in the...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.049 w/Rich Clementi 10.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • 2021's sexiest bald man is not Archie...?!?! • The 2 fonzanoons have the pleasure of sitting down with Rich "No Love" Clementi. We take it back through MMA career in Bellator, UFC & Dream to name a few. He used to hurt people, NOW he helps people in the pain management field. His awesome stories about him fighting and making it to the top of...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.048 w/Maddy Smith 02.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • A big shout out and congratulations to our home girl from back in the day fellow Bloomfield native Carlene Risimini! Her & her sister started a slam-tific deli in Belleville NJ. Located at 528 Joralemon St., Belleville, NJ -  stop in & support local businesses.  • Rocco has a beef & he wants to let it out… no pun intended! • This week the 2 dick we...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.047 w/Chris Santos 26.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • You eat Bologna?!?! • Life of Agony's new documentary "Sound of Scars" • RIP Marvelous Marvin Hagler • The 2 schmucks have the honor to talk to celebrity chef Chris Santos. They take a trip down his career to the opening of his restaurant, The Stanton Social to his successful venture, Beauty & Essex located on the lower east side of manhatta...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.046 w/Jeanne Basone "Hollywood" 19.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Fuck You Grammys... No EVH tribute?!?!?! The 2 fools sit down with the wonderful & talented Jeanne "Hollywood" Basone. They talk concerts, BTS of GLOW & her own handmade soap - Hollywood Botanika. Please follow her and support: https://www.hollywoodbotanika.com/ https://www.jeannebasone.com/ ** SUBSCRIBE  TO HEAR MORE NONSENSE** Not These Two...

NTTFGPOD S2 Ep.045 w/Royce Gracie 12.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • First Arab American Female Nascar Driver.... YEAH!!! • Johnny Damon DUI.... NO!!!! Season 2 is kicked off with a banger! The iconic MMA / Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu pioneer in the sport... Royce Gracie. This interview is a (must-listen)... They battle through stories from UFC 1 to his training & seminars with Police officers to the psychology behind one's fe...

NTTFGPOD Ep.044 Year in Review - Season 1 07.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: The 2 Schmucks give a quick re-cap of Season 1 and their great guests! nttfgpod.com Follow us on social media anywhere : @nttfgpod Cheers to Season 2. 🥃 #nttfgpod ** SUBSCRIBE  TO HEAR MORE NONSENSE** Not These Two Fucking Guys Podcast Video Episodes: YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6-fGNWWrjlo1sIPTA_YwOw nttfgpod.com IG: https://www.instagram.com/nttfgpo...

NTTFGPOD Ep.043 - Who Knows The Other Mother F@#ker Better w/Sean Morton 26.02.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: This concludes Season 1 of Not Theses Two Fucking Guys Podcast! It has been a great season with fantastic guests, so many laughs, mind-blowing stories and Rocco & Archie possibly grew a little closer in weird COVID-19 way! They decided to end Season 1 with the very funny Sean Morton commentating a little game between the two hosts called.... Who Knows The Ot...

NTTFGPOD Ep.042 w/Eddie Trunk 18.02.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Say it aint so... The Boss was Tossed? Bruce Springsteen gets a DUI! The 2 Gagootz's have the honor of talking to rock royalty at its best, Eddie Trunk! They talk the Jersey Shore, speaking around the country, his podcast, Interviewing Phil Anselmo, working under the pandemic at Sirius XM,  That Metal Show, NY Giants, and of course KISS! This interview wa...

NTTFGPOD Ep.041 w/Justin Credible 12.02.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Mark Cuban won't play the National Anthem at The Mavs game! The 2 Fonza-noons talk with  the iconic bruiser, Justin Credible! They took a gander down his career, his time with the Kliq & the differences between working with Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman. The love and confidence Pat Patterson had for Justin helped break his career and they also talk ab...

NTTFGPOD Ep.040 w/Shawn "The Butcher" 05.02.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • RIP Screech - Dustin Diamond • Marilyn Manson abuse allegations... Say it ain't so! We can't tell how much fun it was speaking to the almighty, Shawn "The Butcher" from Sirius XM's Liquid Metal. We take a deep dive into Shawn's career as an intern at the Opie & Anthony Show to his now 14 yr. career at Sirius, working from home...

NTTFGPOD Ep.039 w/Roger Mathews 29.01.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Shout-out to a friend of the show, Mercedes Lander (Kittie, The White Swan) has a new podcast with her husband called "Thats Sexy? Podcast" A comedy podcast where a married couple reads amateur erotica and tries not to die laughing. Give it a listen: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thats-sexy-podcast/id1545080403 • NEW SEGMENT with Polish Pete....

NTTFGPOD Ep.038 w/The Black Moriah 27.01.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • For the first time since March of 2019, The 2 Schmucks finally recorded in the same room, fatch to fatch and it was like they missed all the beats... ;o) Re-cap UFC 257 and the main event... Conor McGregor vs. Dustin Poirier - fake sportsmanship? The Mad Arab (vocals) and Zawicizuz (Guitars) from the black metal band... The Black Moriah sit down with us and di...

NTTFGPOD Ep.037 w/Jason Bieler 22.01.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Dumpster Divin' Porn The 2 lip-shits had a nonetheless funny conversation with the very talented Jason Bieler. His album, Jason Bieler & The Baron Von Bielski Orchestra "Songs For The Apocalypse" drops today Jan22nd! Go get the album and please give him a follow: IG: @jasonbieler https://jasonbieler.com/ ** SUBSCRIBE  TO HEAR MORE NONSENSE**...

NTTFGPOD Ep.036 w/Mickey Gall 15.01.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Kicked in the Nuts! • What's a Condor? • R.I.P.  Tommy Lasorda The  Baccala Bros. had the pleasure of talking with Jersey's own Mickey Gall. An American professional mixed martial artist who competes in the welterweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship . Give him a follow... This kid is gonna be big! https://www.instagram.com/mickeygall...

NTTFGPOD Ep.035 w/Frank Trigg 07.01.2021

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Archie has "BEEF" with a psychic • Rocco has "BEEF" with people abbreviating words • Archie's Bunker - aka, The basement of Hopes & Dreams This interview Rocco tackles by himself... The talented and well rounded fighter/business man Frank Trigg. They dive deep into his career and what he's got going for him now. https://frankt...

NTTFGPOD Ep.034 w/Through Fire 31.12.2020

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Charles Bradley covers Black Sabbath's "Changes"  • RIP Brodie Lee • "Gotta Beef" Lip Injections, Why? This week the 2 jabronies chat it up with Grant Joshua Kendrick (Lead Vocals) & Grant Brooks (Drums) on the status of Through Fire. They dive into how the covers that they transpose so well are picked and how the style of music mi...

NTTFGPOD Ep.033 w/Cristian Machado 18.12.2020

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Archie tries to persuade Rocco to watch "The Queen's Gambit" • Binky Jacking - R.I.P. Tommy D. "Tiny" Lister Jr. • Machine Gun Kelly - Tickets To My Downfall This week, former vocalist for the nu metal band Ill Niño. His debut solo album, Hollywood Y Sycamore out now on Chesky Records. A haunting heartfelt acoustic album. GO GET IT! ht...

NTTFGPOD Ep.032 w/Pat Gerasia 10.12.2020

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: The 2 schmucks are totally floored by these two new songs that just dropped! (1) Korn covered Alice In Chains' "Would?" and boy did they kill it. The Museum of Pop Culture's one-night-only annual benefit event streamed for FREE on Tuesday, December 1, 2020 with an unforgettable performance from Seattle's own Alice In Chains, plus an accl...

NTTFGPOD Ep.031 w/Mercedes Lander 04.12.2020

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: NTTFG pay their respects  to the late great WWE Hall of Famer Pat Patterson. Much love to Sarah Fuller who made history as Vanderbilt Commodores kicker, the first woman to play in a Power 5 conference game. The 2 blivits have the honor of talking with metal front-women Mercedes Lander of the band, "The White Swan" . Mercedes gave a real good insight on...

NTTFGPOD Ep.030 w/Joe Cotela 27.11.2020

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: The 2 dunderheads dissect Dave Chappelle's "UNFORGIVEN" that was posted on his social media with a plea stating to his audience to boycott "The Chappelle Show" until they pay him! This week...The all- mighty powerful frontman of the band DED, Joe Cotela. Rocco & Archie had the pleasure of sitting down with him and going over some of...

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