Not These Two Fucking Guys Podcast

Send us Fan Mail **Archie's Music Pick** Jelly Roll - check this musical force out y'all! He can sing, he can rap... he can lay his heart out on the line! You wont be disappointed. His latest album Ballads of the Broken out now. https://jellyroll615.com/ Down on your luck ? No motivation? Substance abuse? This week's guest could motivate any person with just a little dose of his pos...

Send us Fan Mail Archie takes an early morning trip to the city. ---------- No you just "DID NOT" Matthew Stafford!?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhiQSOI2BO0 ---------- Season 3 opener ep.78 W/ the very funny Damon Sumner. He’s a stand-up comedian out of ATL. & you won’t meet many guys in comedy like this. A positive role model, YouTuber, podcaster, teacher… What can't he d...

Send us Fan Mail THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH for the support and subscribers we've gained over the last year. Our guests were so awesome and we cant wait to drop SEASON 3. Plenty of chuck chucks waiting in just around the  corner! Love, Rocco & Archie ** SUBSCRIBE  TO HEAR MORE NONSENSE** Not These Two Fucking Guys Podcast Video Episodes: YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6-fGNWWrjlo1sIPTA...

Send us Fan Mail RIP to the greats of 2022... Betty White, Bob Saget, Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson The Goat retires! TB12 - Tom Brady "Wordle" sells to the NYT for seven figure sum Madonna's Ass Jake paul vs. Dana White - The fued continues.... This week is none other than "The RIFF BEAST" NOLA's, Kirk Windstein! He is a founding member of the sludge metal band Crowba...

Send us Fan Mail • No more workin' man's blues for "The Boss" https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/bruce-springsteen-sells-publishing-catalog-sony-500-million-1253493/ • Former teammates Mariya Agapova, Maryna Moroz will have their grudge match at UFC 272! https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/12/ufc-272-news-mariya-agapova-vs-maryna-moroz-grudge-match • Charisa Sigala a...

Send us Fan Mail • Archie got the business; He might wanna lower that fucking alarm clock! • Steph Curry passes Ray Allen for the top-spot on the career 3-pointer list. And he did it in 511 fewer games. • Rocco gives mad credit to UFC fighter Julianna Pena for defeating Amanda Nunes. • This week's guest is the beloved MMA fighter from Garfield, NJ The Preying Mantis, Frank Buenafuente. What a...

Send us Fan Mail • Joey Chestnut eats 17lbs of shrimp in 8 Minutes! The major league eating world champ does it again! https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/07/joey-chestnut-shrimp-eating-contest-indianapolis-video/ • What a fun guest this week.... The Great Shuli Egar. He's a Stand-Up Comedian and former Personality on The Howard Stern Show. Check out the latest from Shuli,  on "THE SHULI SHOW&qu...

Send us Fan Mail • What Archie really hates and how the world is getting suffocated by social media. ---- • "Brass Against" lead singer, Sophia Urista gives a fan a golden shower on stage at Welcome to Rockville 2021... And he loved it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZLHSHnqF8Q ---- Our guest this week is the lead singer of the Godfathers of groove metal... EXHORDER! Starting a new tou...

Send us Fan Mail The annual  "Dick War"  just got real. ---------------------------------------------- One of the most notorious graduates of the Athol Murray College of Notre Dame, author, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Christos Kalogirou’s story is one of a classic comeback. A former alumni board member and the recipient of the 2014 National Alumnus of the Year, Christos dedicates hi...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Sebastian Bach says Fuck You and Your band to Aaron Lewis https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/sebastian-bach-to-stainds-aaron-lewis-fk-you-and-your-band/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- • This week is a big week for our next guest, BKFC's Bareknuckle Sweetheart... Charisa Sigala. Returning to the Squared Circle...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Tiger King 2?... Who's askin' for Baskin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkgSGrdL4SE --------------------------------------------------- • Insane Clown Posse vs. the F.B.I in their new documentary called: The United States of Insanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBEK4NLcbrY&t=2s --------------------------------------------------- • No Bones...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • The VMA's... MGK & Conor McGregor mix it up on the red carpet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXTY-lejJ-w ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Triller Fight Club https://trillerfightclub.com/ Holyfield vs. Belfort & Silve vs. Ortiz re-cap -----------------------------------------------------------...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • RIP to a great friend of ours... Steve "Zeke" Marcazo We are heart broken and you will be missed. ------------------------------------------------------------------ • This week we have an O.G. who is not only a pioneer in the thrash/metal genre but he is an all-around great guy. Lead singer of the thrash/metal band Testament... The great, Chuck Billy...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Only Fans gives porn a second chance • Down The Shore with all the Mozzerella the eye could see • The "Iron Lady" Maryna Moroz is one tough mixed martial artist and she lets us in on her training, her career so far and what her future plans are for in the UFC! Moroz is also a boxing coach for the Ukrainian Olympic women's boxing team. Give her a...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Archie kicked out of a bar?!?!?! • Bob Shepard, Oh how we miss you! • Guns & Roses new song ALERT! • This week the 2 mortadella sangweeches sit down with lead singer Rich Nguyen and Drummer David Silveria (EX, Korn Drummer) from Breaking In a Sequence. There EP is out now "ACRONYM" and its piggybacked by 6 videos on YT. BIAS's lates creation...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Archie with his dyed red beard! • This week the 2 schmucks sit down the with the great Chris "Lights Out" Lytle. From commentary to the BKFC to hosting the Lights Out Chris Lytle Show for City 360 TV in Indianapolis, Indiana. Lytle, along with Mike Davis and Miguel Iturrate, launched the Lytes Out Podcast. https://www.facebook.com/LytesOutPodcast **...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Archie went to the Doctor... oofa! • Officer Dan Carrone made a deal with the band – they could play one last song as long as he could play the drums. https://bronx.news12.com/watch-elmwood-park-police-officer-responding-to-call-shows-off-his-musical-skills • Jadakiss destroys dipset - freestyle! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mDVF3la008 • The two Italian Bo...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • RIP - Biz Marke, Mike Howe, Joey Jordison & Dusty Hill! • Jersey Strong all across the board with our latest guest... comedian Liz Miele. No rookie to the comedic scene, Liz has been spittin' into mics since she was a teenager and she kills. We break her career down from start till where she is now and it was a great convo. Her special is out now free...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • WTF is "Woke Coke" • Happy Bobby Bonilla Day • The 2 baccala bros. had a great convo. with Nola royalty. The great Mike IX Williams from EYEHATEGOD talks all about their new album "A history of nomadic behavior" out now. We take a trip down Mike's writing style and influences. See them on tour now: https://eyehategod.ee/ https://www.in...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • It's the weed, Maaaaaaan! • RIP Chris Homeny from Old Bridge Metal Militia. •  Halsey's new album produced by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, cant wait! https://pitchfork.com/news/halsey-announces-new-album-produced-by-nine-inch-nails-trent-reznor-and-atticus-ross/ • Re-cap of MvGregor vs Poirier III -  Archie was almost right! • We catch-up with the...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Shamelessly promoting Rocco & Archie's first show back since 2019. War For The Crown live at Dingbatz 7/11/21 Opening for Kill Devil Hill - Hit us up for Tix! https://www.warforthecrown.com/ • Trevor Lawrence is a humble kid! https://www.si.com/nfl/2021/04/14/trevor-lawrence-magazine-cover-story-daily-cover • Foo Fighters open MSG with special guest a...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • "BAD DAD" Music jokes • Tribeca Film Festival kicks off Rick James Documentary and a KISS Doc. Y'all need to watch! https://nypost.com/2021/06/16/rick-james-doc-bombshells-coke-penis-wielding-lionel-richie/ •  Foo Fighters, Springsteen among artists who are performing post COVID but you need to be vaccinated to see them... Cool or Not Cool? • AR...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • The Jon Cicadas are horny and f'd up and alive in NJ. https://www.nj.com/news/2021/05/cicadas-getting-high-horny-super-sexed-from-fungus-that-makes-their-butts-fall-off-experts-say.html • WWE news: Six performers released were Braun Strowman, Aleister Black, Lana, Ruby Riott, Murphy and Santana Garrett. Most of the talent released comes as a shock since m...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • David Ellefson gets the boot from Megadeth • Congrats to Jimmy Smith landing the play-by-play announcer gig for the WWE. • A fantastic cover of "Hunger Strike" performed by Chris Daughtry & Lijon Witherspoon Please give it a listen and share it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGVwCNZbnw • This week the 2 weird beards sit down with the very tale...

Send us Fan Mail Covidiot Sessions: • Du Hast by Rammstein Performed by Kids!!! / O'Keefe Music Foundation This song is orchestrated very well and the kids performed the shit out of this tune! The video was shot & edited very well. GREAT JOB! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_rHQvKFq4 • RIP to the hilarious Paul Mooney! •  This week the 2 bachagaloops sit down with the very sweet and ver...