Not The Looking for a Third Podcast

A slightly longer episode than usual takes in Tanya's family holiday, the beauties of a gear stick, electric cars, and farting in the Arctic. There's somebody at the door but they don't talk about Rodney's one man show. Rodney names a dragon Bert and because Tanya is rubbish thinking on her feet, she names her dragon Bert to. Tanya also seriously cut's the cheese, explains slam ball, fails to name...

Well they keep trying to go Donald T free and fail within the first 4 minutes, so the bar in this episode is really low. Dumb and dumber try to keep things light by skipping over the big issues in the news, (it’s all still rubbish) and instead talk about the hot weather spell in August. Hot summers as a kid, how Tanya kept cool, and had a Wendy house for a sauna. We find out about Tanya’s vacation...

This week our sack-less plums talk about ice cream for the dying, a game changing rejuvenating cream for your vagina, (and if you were to guess who did the research on that one, you’d be wrong). Tanya’s no longer waiting for a call back, Rodney comes up with a couple of alternative TV formats to Celebrity Shark Infested Waters. The plot of the play, The Estate by Shaan Sahota is discussed but not...

In this episode the dim wits set out and fail very quickly to have a show without Donald Trump being mentioned in it. Tanya’s guts on more than a couple of occasions make themselves known, and her phone of course goes off. The pair both admit to shoplifting and Superman’s fundamental floor of being super is discussed. There’s some begrudging learning going on mostly from Rodney and Tanya tries to...

Bain and Yoda both make a brief cameo at the start of the show. Tanya is juiced up more than Lance Armstrong on a mountain stage, (doping control were notified, and blood samples were taken at the end of the episode). Rodney has a hot flash while talking about the Women’s Euro Football final. There’s a moment of silence for a couple of departed icons as well as the usual non-sense you’ve come to e...

In this episode the plonkers talk about new money, how long it would take for them to get cancelled, keeping score in a relationship, Shakespeare, a comedy competition, sweets, plus the movie quotes makes a welcome return, and a new segment called "top five". Tanya's phone rings yet again and she tries to avoid the wealth tax. Also Michael Cain pops in for a visit. There's more than enough other n...

This week the MENSA rejects talk method acting, the recent heat wave in the UK, photography phobias, Rodney's one man show finds a venue, spam and the weird rotary meat on display in a in a kebab shop. You don't get this variety on "Off Menu" or "Smartless." It goes without saying Donald Trump rears his head as always, Tanya does a two for one deal with another "teachable moment" and by making a g...

In this episode the twits talk about subjects as varied and wide ranging as the Euro Football Championships, rugby, narcissists, the price of tickets to see Barack Obama, Oasis and Duncan Goodhew. Not all at the same time by the way, Duncan hasn't become a member of a super group with Obama and Oasis. Either way the pair offer no solutions, only uninformed comment and baseless opinion, although Ta...

In this episode the duo discuss social media algorithms, Facebook advertising, ageing, Tanya's terrible waitress service, slugs, purple sprouting and so much more nonsense they go on for over half an hour. There are movie quotes, (Tanya's never seen Casablanca), a teachable moment, something definitely gets their goat and Rodney yet again fails to get the timer started on time or a decent coffee....

That’s right! you read it here first. They’re back! Tanya Chainey and Rodney Beckford are back as the hosts of yet another podcast, and this time they’re going straight for the funny bone... well they do both claim to be comedians after all. The not so dynamic duo have returned with a new show with a "NOT" so different name.  They’re aiming to be compact and bijou in this next series - not ha...