Not The Bees Horror Podcast

This month, we all feel like Scrooge himself, with a trio of spirits paying a visit to your terrible trio. A Zoom call gone wrong, a promise of something sweet that doesn't get you off the hook and the most horrific of all... interpretive dance. 'You are not content with other podcasts, so we were obliged to come...'

Once more, the pumpkins have risen to choose the movie fate of your trio of terrors. This year the trap is set as they delve into the twisted world of the Saw franchise. However, it seems the game was already afoot as tech issues and plagues ravished through your hosts making this episode torture porn for the ears. Did they survive, were they grateful for the simpler life before they entered the w...

Brains...BRRAAAAINNSSSSS!!! Does your terrible trio have any? Who knows! This month, we walk slowly into the world of Zombie horror! Some think we're braindead to have left it this long, but we're here now! So get your chainsaws ready as we discuss, flaming penis', slow reaction times, and why one movie, doesn't fit, but deserves its place in NTHB history!

This month, your trio of terrors chomp down within the world of crocodylia! Join us as we snap away at three films that focus on irresponsible parenting, irresponsible pet keeping and irresponsible basement ownership within a floodplain! Thank the gods we have a group of our reptilic friends to show them the errors of their ways! Tune in, Snap out, Croc on!

Ding, Dong the witch is dead, which old witch? the witch's witch... This month our trio of terrors dive into the world of hags, crones and enchantresses as we're bewitched by witches!

Tentacles, gooeyness, giant penguins... Our trio of terrors get cosmic this month as they dive into the depths of Lovecraft-inspired movies and we're not sure anyone made it out alive!

What separates contagion horror from infection horror, outbreak horror or even zombie horror? F**ked if we know, but here we are. Join us as we don our scrubs and disinfect a trio of movies of life, sex and death... and a bit more sex...

We had a bit too much fun with this one! The trio of terrors jump upon one of their favourite subgenres, and proceed to argue over what it means to be part of that subgenre! Expect cursed notes, cursed families, cursed islands and a whole heap of curse words!

Oh God... we did it... the movie maniacs did Martyrs... We return again for an Easter Special focused on Religion and dive into worlds of ancient worm butts, avenging angels who care not for the children, and a just a little bit of flaying...

Your trio of terrors return (one remarkably hungover) to discuss the, potentially overused, genre of Found Footage. Join us as we discuss stranger danger, late-night TV shows and the beauty of a band T-shirt...

Just when you thought it was safe to start the new year... The trio of terrors dive into the world of movie sharks, and bad raps. In this case, not only do sharks get a bad rap, one of these films, features a bad rap (and it ain't Deepest, Bluest...) From blind sharks to shopping sharks to all the sharks you can think of, we've got them covered in this month's choices (and no, Jaws was...

It's that time of year again where our trio of terrors choose another selection of Xmas Horror, only this time, someone quite clearly didn't read the brief... More Evil Santas, more desolate, hopeless landscapes, and more divisive choices from the Not The Bees crew. Drink and be merry is certainly a serving suggestion for this one! Merry Xmas, Movie House!!!

Come away with us as we experience forgetting to pack your bags, and leaving your passport in your other trousers... In this episode, the trio of terrors pick a trio of holidays you'd die to go on! From a tussle with Mother Nature to the mountains of Roma...Sweden, join us on a trip you'll never come back from...

In this episode we went Halloween crazy! The original pitch was to watch all 13 in the Halloween series but then we came to our senses... Instead, we blind chose 3 movies and discussed. How can you tell what we blind chose? Well, apart from one of them, no one in their right Goddamn mind would have chosen the others... We also through in a bonus movie which, deep down, we all know is the best!

Your home is your sanctuary but not in this episode! This month, the trio of terrors bash your doors in and take no prisoners as we find out which one of us has an arsenal of weapons, who seems to have a hidden penchant for scissoring and who would be the most useless in a home invasion scenario... Oh yeah, we discuss movies too!

The mothersuckers are back, and this time it's no fangs barred! In this episode, we sink our teeth into the world of Vampires with a blood bag full of movie choices, and well, if we're honest with ourselves, some of us are less than enamoured... It's an episode that's bound to leave you thirsty for more.

This month, your trio of terrors hear a bump in the night as they go exploring through a selection of good old-fashioned Haunted Houses. Join us as we get visited by scary kids, find some video nasties and discover new uses for cheese graters! Come in, wipe your feet, and shut the door behind you, we don't want you to catch a chill...

This month, the trio of terrors dive deep under the surface for Aquatic horror. But it's just not all just sea and sharks for us, we take to the rivers, unleash some ghosts with a sprinkle of Hangovers, and finally talk about what, some of us (ahem) consider to be one of the most rewatchable horrors of recent times. Come in and join us for a dip, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open,...

The beastly trio meet up again to discuss and collection of kills, a portmanteau of puss and a gaggle of gore with their Anthology selection! From stories that will leave you in pieces, to tales that dig up the past, there may be many ways to start a story, but with Anthologies, there are even more ways to meet your end...

The horrific trio meet up again to look up in the skies and discuss all things alien!  No, not the Ridley Scott classic 'haunted house in space' movie but a trifecta of cinematic journeys that indulge Russian conspiracy, troubled high schools, and small-town mullets. While aliens probe your mind, listen as one of your hosts loses theirs as they realise they've got it all wrong...

It's not all about bunny rabbits and chocolate eggs! In this Easter special, the movie maniacs get heated when talking about pious immolation, death by bicycle, and what happens when a homophone brings a fart to the apocalypse! And not one single exorcism in sight...

Justin, Ruth and Boomer get to the bones of the matter when they tuck into Cannibals! We'll keep you company as we cook up our thoughts on isolated farmhouses, isolated military outposts, and isolated caves and leave you hungry for more...

Loinfruit is the subject in this episode. The lovely little darlings.. or are they?? Questions are answered, while your horrific trio reevaluate superheroes and super glue...

The team gather to talk terrible puns over a trio of Xmas ghastlies involving singing with accents, scissoring, and being put on the naughty list...

If you go down in the woods today you're in for a big surprise... Well, three surprises because we probably don't pick the movies you'd think we'd pick! Demons, Werewolves and just badass psycho killers help make up our trio of forest horror!