Not That Damn Show

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff. Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought. Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What retur...

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose. Craigslist? Absol...

This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery , the only people more reliable than Ian’s casino luck. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for up to 40% off. And the price you see? That’s it. Taxes are already cooked in. Boom. The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong? We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke di...

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd. This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage. 🔻 What’s inside: • The night opens with a...

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed bu...

It’s back-to-school season, so naturally we’re talking about Narcan in the backpack, Plan B in the pencil pouch, and how Florida Man managed to strike again… except this time it wasn’t even Florida. 98 Rock celebrates itself as if anyone outside the building cares and somehow voicemails spiral into butt stuff thanks to a man name Nick Monroe.  This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: 98 Rock throws...

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️ This week on NTDS: Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time. Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you w...

Corporate radio’s circling the drain, Ian’s job just got flushed, and somehow we ended up buying penis guns for That Damn Night Out 🤷🏼‍♂️ This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: Ian gets the classic radio exit package—ignored, ghosted, and canned without a single word. Amanda formerly of RAD Radio is back… this time, crashing OUR party. Florida Man strikes again with butt-sniffers, a 400-pound m...

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy. From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay...

What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic? Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show. Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about: Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket Bleaching your asshole “out of respect” And whether or not it...

Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire. This episode’s got everything...

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer. ✅ Sponsored by Scoop Sharks (they pick up poop, you lazy bastard) ✅ Co-host Audi...

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened. Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian br...

Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup. 💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling...

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Patreon is just $1 all June with code DAMMIT. 🎥 Get exclusive video segments like dick gun debates, gay microphones, and the full Damn Confessional. 🎧 Or be a cheap bastard and listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. 👉 Go to ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ and pick your poison. America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay obje...

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again. Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills. This week: Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam A brand-...

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company. Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air. And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot. Welcome to Episode 17! Also: 🔥 AI snitc...

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts.  From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Faceboo...

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok. We watch co-host audition tapes from the...

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work. Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs...

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩 Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/ TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded: They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications C...

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Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously). We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified ban...

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one. Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights. We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump. And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary interne...