Not So Scary

Imagine having planned out your wedding and right at the altar, a secret is revealed and you can't get married? Well, that happened to the most beautiful girl in Honduras whose restless soul is now called The Dirty One. But did she do anything wrong? Join us as we unpack this wild story. Support our indie work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Engage with us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art do...

The brilliantly talented Maame-Yaa Aforo joins us in this actual creepy story about a clown in a painting. This time, we try to make the scary story funny, but will we succeed? And will making it a musical make it less scary? Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Engage with us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewizard...

Long ago, a wife of a peasant and a hacienda owner had an affair that ended badly and bloody. Somehow the girl is now a vampire roaming around the mountains hopping around with one leg (and she's fast!). Join us as we unpack and reimagine this gory story! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Engage with us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squi...

In a very real place called Huehuetenango (weh-weh-teh-nan-go), there is a beautiful lake that is closed to the public on foggy days because there's a girl who likes to come out and comb her hair right in the middle of it. Who is she? Why is it scary? We unpack that and more! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Ways to stalk us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these tale...

Nobody can decide if these spirits are ghosts or gnomes, but either way, these otherworldly beings will tell on you if you're being a jerk to them. The good news is that loud music makes them go away, so get your best songs in a playlist and join us in this episode! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Ways to stalk us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy...

Is anything worth jumping in front of a train for? This lady in purple thinks so. We may think of a few good reasons, too. Ultimately, this ghost just needs a toilet and to play Magic: The Gathering. All this and more! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Get in touch or something: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewiz...

A party animal who didn't know when to stop and become a responsible adult gets punished to forever cry by a river looking for the baby she lost. The real question in this episode is should kids be allowed in breweries? Let the discussions begin! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Get in touch or something: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Sq...

A gypsy and a politician's son fall in love. Of course, they don't live happily ever after because our society hates seeing people happy. They both die of a broken heart since they couldn't be together... so why is this story so scary? Join us to try and figure that out! Support our work!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Get in touch or something: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these...

A normal girl sitting in a bar in the center of the city, but nobody could see her face, and she wears the same exact velvet coat with a black rose pinned to it every day. Absolutely nothing weird about that! She wants to teach players a lesson to stop messing with people's hearts, but does she succeed? We think she can do better. Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Get in touch or somet...

Calling all the jealous people! La Sayona committed a terrible crime because of her unchecked jealousy. What does she have in common with the Banshee from Ireland? And what does she have in common with the telenovela Sin Sensos Si Hay Paraiso? Join us and find out! Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast More ways to connect: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sex...

You might know it as the highly caffeinated drink in a yellow can, but what you didn't know was that this drink was a gift from the Moon herself and meant to be shared with friends. Why would she gift us, mortal humans, anything? And would she be ok with being the villain in 2020's disaster movie, Moonfall? Join us to find out! Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast More info: https://linkt...

A young girl named Candy walked home alone after her birthday celebration, across the bridge on Old Finch Road. What happens next is anyone's guess, but all we know is that her body was horrifically mangled. Did we just solve this folklore mystery? Probably not. But join us anyway! Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Get in touch: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these tal...

Two love birds in Puerto Rico run away together by making everyone believe that the devil is real. But the real question here, is the Fast and Furious franchise a rom-com? What about Twilight? And are Sasquatch and the Devil taking dumps everywhere? Join our debate in all of this and much more. Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://linktr.ee/nots...

From the beautiful Lake Atitlan in Guatemala comes a mysterious wooden figure who was once a deity sent to help humans find purpose and live fulfilling lives. Nowadays, he just likes to drink and eat some fruit. What happened? Support our work! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda6...

A girl who lives her life? The worst. A girl who hates everyone but doesn't sleep with anyone? Admired. Which one of these girls continues to terrorize us? And why can't anyone in Star Wars have sex? All this and more! Support indie human creators! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Pa...

A small brave boy with a tiny knife risks his life to get some food that was taken by an angry, selfish eagle. When he's trapped and doesn't know what to do, he thinks of his mom who helps him. That's all sweet and all, but the real star of this? The obese beaver. Support indie human creators! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art d...

A little boy happily skipping along a creak during a beautiful sunny day in New Jersey, suddenly drowns after dropping his coins. He was so bitter about this that now his unrested soul throws coins back at you. But this is New Jersey after all. What else can haunt you along with this little boy? Support indie human creators! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://l...

A group of homesick lumberjacks in the beautiful mountains of Quebec decide to put their soul on the line to visit their loved ones for New Year's on an enchanted flying canoe. What could possibly go wrong? And does a flying canoe count as operating machinery under the influence? Support indie human creators this new year! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://lin...

Two con artists are brutally killed when trying to scam a wealthy introvert living in the dark, scary forest. So, what exactly does this terrifying creature have in common with the One Winged Angel from Final Fantasy VII and Jason Statham's Beekeeper? Stick around and find out. Buy us a pot! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date with us introverts: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art don...

Tamales are a staple of Latin American cuisine and culture. The ladies who make them are heroes. So who are these tamaleras who are causing so much fear? Buy us a tamal! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Watch us make tamales: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewizard Reference Links: https://www.facebook.com/tijuananoticias.info/video...

No words can describe the beauty of La Ciguapa, who lives in the caves of the Dominican Republic, and there is no evidence that she's scary. We think we can make her scary while keeping her beauty. Buy us forward-footed shoes!: ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Stay up to date: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewizard Got a "scary" st...

Clark Kent wears glasses as a disguise, so why can't dolphins who roam in a ghost ship, intimidating people into debt, wear mustaches and pass as humans? We think they can, and we think there could be a more sinister moral to this story. Buy us a platanol! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Be up to date: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghost...

El Hombre del Más Allá is a lost soul in desperate need to be freed, but he puts all his eggs in the basket of a young girl who wants to be rich and has no patience. Obviously, she screws both of them. We think we found the solution to help them both. Buy us a drink! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Follow our souls: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_P...

Scary Beast or a Hard Working Beast? (EL MUKI/MUQUI) We bring you the hardest worker from the Peruvian mines that we think has been misunderstood for too long. We couldn't even make him scary if we tried. Or could we? Buy us a drink! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Strike gold with us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewizard Got a...

A shapeshifting fairy that can turn into a horse and give an inebriated person the worst ride of their lives. He seems to only like hanging out in rural areas, so we decided to bring him to the city. Buy us a drink! ko-fi.com/notsoscarypodcast Ride with us: https://linktr.ee/notsoscarypodcast Art done by these talented sexy beasts: @Squishy_Panda666 @Ghostfacewizard Got a "scary" story? Email us a...