Not Literary: An Unpretentious Story-Telling Show

This month we discuss the ramifications of not giving a damn about your bad reputation, and I tell the infamous I PEED ON HIS KEYBOARD story. Spoiler: I pee on his keyboard. Also, Shauna tries Salvia. And has anyone here smoked "Crack Weed?"

Split personalities, errant granny panties, car crashes, child bands, homophobes and MORE! You wanna hear about some crazy, fu*kin' bosses? We got em, baby! Wanna be on the show? Email us your idea for a story at Notliterary@gmail.com You can find our host, Auriane de Rudder at aurianederudder.com and on her socials @aurianederudder Love us?! Tip us on Venmo @NotLiterary Happy New Year, Everyone!...

Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, I tell you a story about my first night working in The Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore. Did I learn Mafia crime secrets? Was everyone just fucking with me?! Do we solve an actual Unsolved Mystery?! Like, from THE TV SHOW? At the afterparty, I'm joined by Stephanie, who also worked at the Belvedere, and our conversation goes off the rails! Severed legs! Haunted ele...

We're back for Season 5 with new stories, new guests and new announcements! Today, Auriane tells a story about her first week living in LA...or Long Beach...Wait, aren't they the same thing? Afterward, we are joined by Long Beach Local and new LA resident, Korey Clarke for a boozy afterparty. We discuss the difference between Long Beach and LA, the weird beef between them, and which is better. Als...

Recorded from Mexico, it's finally time to get into FOOT PORN! This season, we've been discussing the healthy and not so healthy things we did during the pandemic. In this episode, Auriane finally shares the most unique experience she had during lockdown, which was... creating and marketing her own... Footporn. Also! Special guest Shauna yells us why Yelp is a piece of shit, and shares some servic...

We're back and discussing our pandemics, for better or for worse. But first! Auriane leads you through a special, Christmas mediation...let's get cocktails with our chosen family at The Gay Bar! After the party, is the Afterparty and we're joined by Aur's friends from back in the day, Gabe, Ryan and Poet Mykl Levi. Levi even gives us an impromptu poetry reading! Merry Christmas Everyone! To find o...

Happy Lohan Holiday! Today's episode is Lohan Themed, since our girl Linds is poised for a come back. We do a Lindsay themed meditation, and then are joined by Poet Stephen Zerance for an afterparty. Find out all about Stephen at @stephenzerance or @lvcifers_revenge2 or sign up to get his new poetry FO FREE at stephenzerance.substack.com. You can find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG and...

The #NotLiteraryPodcast is back, baby!! Just in time for Halloween! Join us while we zen out with a little non-pretentious autumn meditation, and then pop the champagne and talk about the batshit crazy things we did during the...Pandemic. 👻😱👽👻 That's right, we have FINALLY stepped out of our denial/nostalgia phase and into our let's-process-this-mess phase, but don't worry. We're just as irrev...

We're back for season 4 of the Not Literary Podcast! This time, instead of totally unpretentious Storytelling, we're doing totally unpretentious Meditations. These are meant to chill you out, make you smile and sometimes even make you laugh. After each meditation, we're joined by a special guest for an afterparty, complete with cocktails! Join us and de-stress, Not Literary Style.

This month, I read Temp to Perm, a short story about a temp job GONE WRONG (ever heard of a KILL TANK, anyone??!) in Charm City. Afterward, I'm joined by critically acclaimed poet (and my friend!) Stephen Zerance.am we get into some more gritty Baltimore Tales about psychotic twinks, teens in trunks and Jon Benet Waters. Stephen also reads a poem from his first book of poetry, Safe Danger, (BUY IT...

Near-death experiences, Hasidic jerk offs, random legs falling from the sky, and so much more... it's New York City, baby! This month I'm joined by my friend Melissa, a long time New Yorker and we are telling lots of stories from NYC. I also read my story, 35 Cents, which is about a weird near-death experience in the city when I was a child. Shout out to Ink Babies Literary Magazine, where 35 Cent...

What happens when the douchebag you're dating thinks he's a bad boy in a movie, but he's actually more, like... Rumpelstiltskin? Auriane reads a new story (with SEX AND BLOOD in it! Happy Vday) and is joined by filmmaker Jason Willford and stand-up comedian Bre Kelley. Btw, guys, THEY'RE IN LUVVVV! See, Not Literary isn't only for loveless cynics! Check out Jason's film Disco Demons at https://you...

This month, I tell a tale about FREAKING OUT and then realizing that maybe, just maybe, things are actually okay. Or maybe even, pretty good? Seemed right for #thesetryingtimes. After the story is the after party with writer Garin Pirnia and then we open...Reggie's Bar! Never been to Reggie's? It's an online bar for days (and NYE's, apparently) where ya can't go out. Or for people who just like to...

Merry Christmas! Happy Ramadan! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Hanukkah! In this episode: Getting hit on by monks, bathing with flea and tick shampoo, CHRISTMAS CHEER (in the form of public masturbation 😑), and of course a brand new holiday story from author Auriane de Rudder. Oh! And don't forget about Jesse and Auriane's holiday video, Cocaine Country Xxxmas! https://youtu.be/Rjd3TZtkMOI follow Jesse on...

There's no gentle way to put this. This week, I'm going to introduce you to a literal dog f*cker. Fasten your seatbelts this is going to be a disgusting ride. Afterward, I'm joined by Erin, the "Buxom Brunette" from Rebound, and we talk about all the important stuff, like pimps, taking shots and, uhh, cheese?

This week, we read Amateur Night, a story about New Years Eve and...well? Boogins. Afterwards I'm joined by my friend Slutty (Brittney) and my other friend Slutty(Carolyn) and we reminisce about pimps, bar fights and our boobs.

I tell the story of my first night working at Tumbleweeds, a country/hiphop nightclub with some very seedy clientele. For real tho, I had to pull a BABY out of the wet tshirt contest, y'all!! Afterwards I'm joined by none other than the famous Band-Aid Jenny Lane (ha) and we talk about band boys, bar scars and crashing weddings/pretending to be lost Midwesterners stuck at CMA fest. Xoxo Sapphire

This week I tell the story of the time my BFF and I sold sodas on the street dressed as Fantanas. With hobos. And then got chased by the cops. And so much more! Erna, or Svana from the story joins us at the afterparty and WE.GET.MESSY. Also, if you don't know about heisting the Buffalo Trace buffalo, now you know...

No special guest today for our super short half-way through it episode. I rest my liver this week and tell the humiliating tale of HOW Alex dumped me. Spoiler: I was dressed like A CASSEROLE... Buy a copy of any of my books at Aurianederudder.com XOXO -A

Ever been the victim of a micropenis? What about the victim of a good day drink? Today I tell the sad but funny story of --somehow--both. I'm joined at the afterparty by two women who are in the second part of the story, my friends "Melinda" and "Karlie." Let's talk about sex in....THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD??? Whaa?

I tell the story of my creepy boss who I assume is going to molest me, but instead surprises me in a way I never expected. Afterwards, I'm joined by my bartending sister from another mister, Kasey, and we tell a few bar scar stories for you. Also, guys, why are there so many Nashville shitters?! Kasey's husband, Brett, stops by and pokes fun at us a few times, too. As always, if you want a copy of...

This week, I tell the story of this hot hot HOT military guy that I boned in a conferwnce room, and I'm joined for The After Party by my friend Matthew, who tells us all about this really scary guy we like to call Vampire Eyes. It's all bad dates and awkward trysts! Enjoy!

This week, we read the first story from my book, Rebound. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jerry...he suffers from...DICK DRIP. After the story, Shauna joins us at the after-party where we learn ilprtant lessons about micpo penises, snow balls, and much, much more. Enjoy!! Oh and if you want a copy of Rebound to read on your own, visit Aurianederudder.com and getcha some! Xoxo Auriane

Today I tell the tale of the one, but sadly, not the only Nashville Shitter. Afterwards I'm joined by Allie Jo Mo and we talk poop stories, reveal a few bar scars and there's even a butt naked homeless woman mixed in there for ya. This is the Season 1 finale, but Not Literary will be back with a Season 2 where we're telling stories from Auriane's first book, Rebound.

This week is short and sweet, just a little quickie about club drugs and accidentally assaulting my old, perv boyfriend. Just another Sunday morning, amirite?! We will be back in full force next week for the season 1 finale, complete with a boozy afterparty and VERY special guest! Brace yourselves for...THE TALE OF THE NASHVILLE SHITTER!