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Not Actually Film Critics

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Welcome to Not Actually Film Critics where not actual film critics critique actual films. Each week, join us as we talk about random stuff, watch movies together and review them. For every episode, we take turns picking movies that fit within a theme, which often leads us to some real hidden gems, or fun oldies that give us a blast from the past! Sometimes we will even release a sync-track of us watching the movie together, so you can sync it up to your viewing of the movie and feel like you're one of us! Follow along with our journey, and you might just discover a favorite film you've never s...

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American Graffiti - George Lucas's Boomer Wet Dream 29.12.2020 1:12:11

The gang talks about their Christmases during the pandemic lockdown, Zea has a lot to say about Cheetah in Wonder Woman 1984, and more talk on Cyberpunk 2077. Back again this week with our third installment in our Adolescence movie theme with American Graffiti, also known as Boomer nostalgia happy member-berry fun time. The movie was an enormous success when it was released in the 70's and continu...

Eighth Grade - Middle School Blows, Am I Right? 23.12.2020 1:08:11

This week, Mox continues our Adolescence theme and picks Bob Burnham's Eight Grade. Zea vents her frustrations on not being able to play Cyberpunk 2077 as Izzy and Mox gloats over her. Support us on Patreon !

Dazed and Confused - Drunk, High, and Spanked in the 70's 17.12.2020 1:07:48

This week we're switching themes from Flight to Adolescence. As it's Gibbs' theme, he also starts us off with the first movie pick: Dazed and Confused. Mox and Izzy give their initial take on Cyberpunk 2077, and Zea's asleep, exhausted from painting again. Support us on Patreon !

Brewster McCloud - Teenage Icarus at the Astrodome 07.12.2020 56:34

This week, Zea's back from painting; Mox skips lunch; Gibbs gives a quick first impressions review of the video game Hades; we go into a deep dive on the popularity of Euro Truck Simulator. Zea's pick, Brewster McCloud is a blast (for three of us). Support us on Patreon !

Passenger 57 - More Nut Shots Than You Would Think... 30.11.2020 52:14

This week, Zea's down for the count via exhaustion from school painting. The rest of the gang talks thanksgiving dinner. Mox picks Passenger 57, the film that kick started one of the iconic action star, Wesley Snipes' carrier. Support us on Patreon !

Airplane vs Volcano - Volcanos Take Revenge On A Plane... 23.11.2020 1:05:02

This week, Gibbs decides to take us into the world of mock-buster films from The Asylum. Mox comes back fresh from the Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba movie so him and Izzy unleashes their fan girl power levels. Support us on Patreon !

Porco Rosso - Pigs Really Do Fly! 16.11.2020 1:03:36

This week, Izzy picks another Ghibli classic, Porco Rosso. Listen in to Gibbs' and Zea's review of their experience playing (and downloading) Ark Survival. Join us as the gang reveals why Porco became a pig! SPOILERS. Support us on Patreon !

Deep Rising - The Skull Island Prequel That Never Happened 10.11.2020 1:08:57

This week we have Mox's bombastic old school CG action flick, Deep Rising. The gang also discusses the burden of wearing pants, and foodgasms. Support us on Patreon !

Ponyo - Miyazaki's Masterful Watery World 26.10.2020 1:09:34

This week, Izzy picks Ponyo, one of Miyazaki's most jaw dropping animation in his filmography. Mox, our modest expert weighs in on just how horrifying Ponyo is to him as an illustrator himself, and how Miyazaki can be a straight up cruel dude! Support us on Patreon !

The Shape of Water - Fishy Love In a Tub 12.10.2020 1:01:50

Join us for Zea's pick this week! Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water, is one of the most beautiful and surreal romance films we've seen. Support us on Patreon !