Not a Movie Review

We're back with a redo of our very first episode recording of the infamous Episode zero. The Cornetto Trilogy. Starting off with 2004's Shaun of the Dead. 

With the Cageway Tour coming to a full stop. We watch the marvel movie we didnt ask for, back when you could just make a coming book movie, Ghost Rider.  Cage, lots of Cage. 

Nic Cage's wildest movie? Weirdest movie? Top tier Cage? Crow people? Erotic water drinking? Come on over to the Ghostland and revel in the masterpiece of Prisoners of the Ghostland. From Japanese cult directior Shion Sono comes one of cages wildest movies ever. Enjoy stop 3 of the Cageway Tour. 

Bad accent Cage? John Cusack in sandals and a suit? Steve Buscemi with a muzzle?  Dave Chappell lighting people on fire? UHM YES. Head on back to 1997 with a Blockbuster that will Bust your Block. 

What's better than Nic Cage? Nic Cage on hallucinogenics.  Buckle up for this ride with a horny cult, drug fueled demon dudes, a Shelley Duvall wannabe and of course, Nicolas Cage. In a rage/drug fueled rampage. 

Lets head back to  1995, before movies were only super hero's and green screens.  David Finchers Se7en,  one of Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt's best performances. Delve into the 7 deadly sins from eating yourself to death, knife wieners and Kevin Spacey...well just being Kevin Spacey. 

 In this episode, we explore the chaos and complexity of two mind-bending movies: Chaos Theory and Butterfly Effect. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of these films, and try to make sense of the chaos and butterfly effects that shape their plots. From exploring the delicate balance of cause and effect, to marveling at the amazing feats of cinematic storytelling, we've got it all covered in...

This weeks episode we take a nap with the precogs and watch Minority Report and Frequency. Whether its Tom Cruise running, doing weird future drugs, or eating a moldy sandwich OR Dennis Quaid smoking all the cigarettes in NYC while talking to his son from the future, WE ARE THERE.  Another episode in the Time Travel, Travel Time series.  

Join us this week , we'll rock out as we talk about Lost In Space and The Flintstones. We'll dig deep into the rocky road of Lost In Space, starring Matt Le Blanc, and yabba-dabba-do our way through The Flintstones, led by John Goodman. Join us as we see if these movies were stone-cold classics or just another pile of rocks.

Head on back to 2005 with us, from Harry Potter to Just Friends and beyond.  Our faves, your faves, and no ones faves. 

Our second annual Thanksgiving has come upon us. Put on your stretchy pants, hide from your in-laws and kick back with a cold beer and some pie while we take a look at Thankskilling 1 and 3 and Addams Family Values.  Murder by turkey? Toaster in the bath? Both sound like decent ways to avoid family on Thanksgiving. 

In our 2nd halloween special we look back at the original Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. Were they actually scary? Are we more scared to see Kevin Bacon and Johnny Depp young? Were the Remakes better? 

Who is ready for the reimagining of the Great Hitchcock's Rear Window. Shia at his peak but David stealing the show. Bikinis, murder, house arrest and redbull. Lets take a peak at the next door killer in 2007's Disturbia. 

The Shia train has reached the 2nd stop!! 2005's comic adaptation of Constantine.  Let's cough up a lung, send some demons back to hell, stare into a cats eyes, and save the world from the son of the Devil. Faithful to the comics? Nope. Awesome? Yes.  Grab your holy water, Dragons Breath and a depressed detective and come back to 2005 with us. 

All aboard the  SHIA TRAIN!  Looking back at 2004's I-Robot, you know, back when Shia couldn't cuss? Back when you could get up, showered, dress and eating before the second verse?? Follow some breadcrumbs with Will Smith and Alan Tudyk in a movie that needs a sequel as a buddy cop movie. 

Who's ready for some massive and expensive explosions, loud music,  inaudible dialog,  obiwan and black widow, and who could forget PRODUCT PLACEMENT to Wayne's World proportions?? We are. Looking back on Michael Bay's 2005 sci-fi action thriller The Island. 

Head back to the Winchester for a nice cold pint, turn on Dawn of the Dead remake, have a few pints and figure out how we're gonna steal the Declaration of Independence. We've had a few drinks and now we're heading back to 2004 with some of our favorites. 

Monologues and MORE. Going thru some of our favorites and fan favorites. From Independence Day to Midnight Mass and beyond. Welcome to the first Ep from the FN'N'JFN series where we have a few drinks and bs about some movies. 

Getting sand-blasted back to 1999 with the  soul sucking, tongue and eye stealing, cat screaming, beetle burrowing, sand flinging adventure movie, The Mummy.  Brendan Fraiser's best work? Probably not. But man is it fun. 

Old cartoons? Live animation?  Robert De Nero with a  monocle? Brendon Fraser spraying lead in a kids movie?? Count us in. Looking back at some fun and terrible childhood favorites. and oh yea, 70 million dollars a piece in the 90s thats outrageous . 

Chaos Walking and Annihilation, 2 movies, 2 weird rides, 1 shit show of and episode. Whether its men's thoughts screaming all the time, or a bear screaming in a woman's voice, these movies sure are fun to watch. And of course Jeff hated them both because they're not MCU movies. 

Get ready to be HUNTED. We take a look at the Predator collection before the release of its prequel, Prey.  Filled with Arnold noises, evil laughs, bad jokes, even WORSE call back lines, Eric Foreman, out of place comedy and Olivia Munn's terrible acting.   https://notamoviereview.buzzsprout.com

Lets go back to the future. Stuck on Mars paying for oxygen or stuck on a space cruise ship with Ruby, the future is going to be a hell of a ride. From amazing animatronics to terrible accents and black goo oozing, Grab your Multi-pass and enjoy the ride. 

Double infection feature. We take a look back to another fun and wild set of Zombies movies World War Z and The Crazies'.  Some side eyes from Timothy Olyphant and Brad Pitt adopting a kid mid-outbreak, but at least no Murphy frontal. 

Diving into Danny Boyel's masterpiece 28 days later and its sequel 28 weeks later. Cover it from, Kissing zombie wives, zombie boobs and Cillian's johnson. Head to England with us for one hell of a rage filled ride.  LETS.TALK.MOVIES.