Nose Candy

This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely bald...

This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe desig...

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a H...

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep yo...

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a les...

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis...

Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not...

This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, thi...

This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents...

Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and C...

Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready t...

This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for. Fragra...

When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doe...

Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fr...

Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a...

This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh f...

This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria) on the hunt for weight gain frags, Icy Hot perfumes, and duty free drydowns. Whether you're here for a jaw workout, a labdanum lobotomy, or the scent of anonymised hair, the ladies are taking the...

Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talking jet lag, checked bags, and red flags, to bring you an episode dressed in head-to-toe Jacquemus. Want to smell like a dead butterfly? What about the ghost of Samantha Jones? Payless perfume anyone? W...

Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event! Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, Jame...

They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening...

Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate...

Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Li...

Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss! F...

This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon...

This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup. Want t...