Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA

Nonna Roy and János had the sincere intention of making this an actual episode with a topic, but that kind of didn't happen. Lots to get distracted by. Take it up with Akinator or John Fogerty or Yahoo Serious or somebody. Featuring: 4chan Creepypasta Playlist (consisting of every song in existence); the most gimmicky on-air production meeting you'll ever be subject to; Bartleby the Intimacy Coord...

This wasn't supposed to be the topic of this episode. Kind of. But this week we're digging through THE CREEPYPASTA FILES WIKI to find all kinds of evil murderous perverts! Featuring: novel new ways to use hyperlinks; the most startling appearance of "No Children" by The Mountain Goats either of us have ever seen; doing a pee; plus, if any of you dare to try to tell me what "biggerin...

It's that time of the year...Nonna Roy and Janos are back with an old "classic": NORMAL PORN FOR NORMAL PEOPLE! Placed in the middle of a shortstory1 sandwich and fed to a dog, of course. Featuring: 12 hours of knife torture; Fandom.com 's ethical boundary; the greatest game either of us have ever heard of; also, like, comment, and subscribe if you've gone through wrath! Noise Space  | ...

Merry Creepmas! Nonna Roy and Janos are digging into their sack o' gifts (cursed) to find some CHRISTMAS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: the Russian Woke Experiment; Michael Healthy; Rick and Mortis; goowey; plus, anybody remember Red One (2024)?

It's """""TIME"""""" to make Nonna Roy as mad as she's ever been, with Soffbois (formerly known as Luciiid)'s CLOCKWORK: YOUR TIME IS UP! Featuring: the podcasting dojo; oh, the floor; normal reactions to and from teen girls; WikiShoulders; plus, wouldn't it be nice if we were reading about bunny rabits?

Happy Halloween! In this episode, Nonna Roy and János take to the good ol' Villains Wiki to learn about some new and infuriating creepypasta evildoers! And just to spice things up, János has a surprise from the depths of r/Creepypasta, where we meet what might be our new favorite author! Featuring: a little baseball boy; the Holder of Uhhhhmmmmmm Work.; doing weird voodoo stuff (scams); also, what...

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Nonna Roy and János must once again join forces to try to both learn and endure the legend of TICCI TOBY! Featuring: Kevin's Famous Quote; Schrödinger's dad; a single Tourette; putting out hands (self-defense gesture); plus, what if Kojima made The Boondock Saints? Noise Space  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  János

WE'VE MADE IT! A whole scary month in the can! Sonic.expert Dan is in the kitchen to help Nonna Roy get acquainted with a real 7/10 guy: SONIC.EXE! Happy Halloween! Featuring: Mariokinesis; The Smart Gamer; click on this ransomware!; ACAB (All Creepypasta Am Bad); plus, do you see this shit, Knuckles the Echidna? Noise Space  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Dan Take part in NONNA ROY'S CREEPYPA...

After an entire year of podcasting, Nonna Roy has finally managed to get wife of the show Fallon into the kitchen to talk about DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA! Say "I'm goin' murderer" and join on in! Featuring: a Rorschach inkblot of Sesshoumaru; getting your pp on; lesser brothers; :papa:'s got a brand new bruise; plus, are you by chance a killer? Noise Space  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Fallo...

IT'S LATE BUT IT'S STILL OCTOBER! And fellow Noise Space horror expert Sara joins Nonna Roy to descend into the depths of Mario Hell detailed in DubiousDugong's "magnum" """opus""" BLOOD WHISTLE! Featuring: the mechanics of queefing; Boob Woman; the Ludicolo Method; Ötzi the Iceman's dick; plus, this man is named BRADLEY? Noise Space  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Sara

The October Festival Of Fiends continues...Friend of the show J is here to, at last, help Nonna Roy start venturing into the expansive forest of lore behind perhaps the most notorious creepyman of them all, SLENDERMAN! Featuring: Slenderproducts; the Thief of Cuck; I would not, could not, with a knife / I would not, could not, Borat voice my wife; Matt Groening illnesses; plus, are the Fresno Pant...

The very "scary" month of "October" has begun, and you know what that means: Nonna Roy gets to be reminded that content is bad! János of the show is back to read the extremely sick and incredibly twisted sequel to a classic: THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2! Featuring: Orange Man Scary; Morgan Spurlock rap battles; understanding the scientific method; issuing ourselves a challenge; plus, would this...

A sneak peek at NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE, a Patreon-exclusive bonus treat! Subscribe here for more! what happens when im compiling "content" for nightmarinara is ill find some things that are funny but in the actual episode we either dont get to them or i just decide not to include them. so what ive decided to do is start a little thing im calling NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE. its your after-dinner mint. basica...

It's 2021 and a rude boy is still (not) dead. Nonna Roy is once again joined by Doctor "Cameron" B(art) Dandy , and they've got some to say about the DEAD BART UPDATE and more SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Korpse Injoyer; an undiagnoticated psychosic; eulogy plans; the image; plus, how life-changing is an Apu tulpa? Noise Space  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Cameron

If Ted wants closure, then by god, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic are gonna give it to him. This week, we're finishing the legendary and actually good TED’S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Ted Might Be Cave; turdification; a fearsome (good) critter; Ted get gun; plus, who's taking care of B's dog? :( Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga | Colin (who edited, thank you)

Maybe it isn't July anymore. Maybe Jeff July had to go on pause. Maybe Nonna Roy's brain fell out. Maybe this was recorded 3 weeks ago. What of it. It's time for Nonna Roy and Fearbaiting's Sara "Sunhat" Zhenya to talk about JEFF THE KILLER FAN FILMS (and getting brutally Jeffbaited)! Find the featured pieces of cinema here ! Featuring: movie that kills podcasts when they review it; Australian hig...

Grab your hoodie and steampunk goggles because JEFF JULY is going strong! This time, Nonna Roy is joined primarily by János to talk about JEFF THE KILLER CROSSOVERS--and whife of the show Fallon drops by to explore one crossover in particular! Featuring: a good name for a cat; the fucking Black Plague itself; the Jeff' ; a sequel of agony; plus, is it gay to stand nearly close to someone? Noise Sp...

Nonna Roy and returning Jeffspert Sam are kicking off the first ever JEFF JULY with K. Banning Kellum's """""award"""""-winning 2015 REWRITE! Featuring: Parental bedrooms; a ten-year-old boxer; tough (noun); the shady(?) origins of this contest; plus, syrup . Noise Space  |  Patreon  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Sam

In this rare excursion outside of the kitchen, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic rappel down into the depths of creepypasta-before-creepypasta legend TED'S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Findommed by a cave; 20 Cool DIY Soap Ideas; dog wisdom; B is for Bitch (or Boyfriend); plus, which famous Ted is statistically the least bad? Noise Space  |  Patreon  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Giga

In this edition, Nonna Roy and professional Disney understander Stephen  explore the multiverse of KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA! Another in the ongoing series known as "Properties Nonna Roy Must Have Explained To Her Like A Child!" Featuring: Official creepypasta colors; The Gaming Hour; apologizing to Mutahar; punished Yzma; plus, can Nonna Roy determine what is and isn't Kingdom Hearts canon conte...

Nonna Roy and Pagliacci's very own ProtoJ Jared are logging on and getting zooted on GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Wild amogus sightings; dog juice; let's go shoes, baby; she just wants SMASH SMASH SMASH; plus, which YouTuber has decided to join in on the episode? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | J

It's time to go back to the nineties (remember them?)! Nonna Roy and Val Flightcub explore the unimaginable imaginations behind RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Women Be Gaming; Stupenwolf; Slenderbaby; DON'T MAKE RICE-A-RONI AT 4AM; plus, what does Vocaloid have to do with all of this? Noise Space  |  Patreon  |  Discord  |  Twitter  |  Roy  |  Val

Nonna Roy and I'mposter Syndrome sufferer Brooks have dropped ship and are ready to read some AMONG US CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Becoming evil to give developers a living wage; a potential dissertation topic (for anyone interested); Diamond is Often Unbreakable; no disrespect to Helga Pataki; plus, how many times can two adults say "Amoung pequeño" in two hours? Noise Space  |  Patreon  |  Discord  |  T...

Oldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI! Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs? Noise Space  |  Patreon  ...