Nobody Cares

From obsessive beige brides to a stolen baby name - the pressure is on this week! Both dilemmas ultimately boil down to self-preservation, with a sprinkle of sass. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF...

A yoga love triangle and a landlord without boundaries are causing issues this week. Megan and Maria might just have a few ideas on how to handle them...! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zX...

One listener wants to maintain a good relationship with their neighbour while simultaneously leaving them in the dust, while another is literally out (accidentally) robbing people. It's chaos this week, but the gals have the answers! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https:...

What can you do when a teeny tiny lie grows legs (four legs and a tail to be exact)? Or how about when you're forced to choose between a long standing BFF and a new flame? This week the gals help out a listener who lied to their colleagues 3 years ago and is still paying the price, and a listener who is considering abandoning her friend for a VIP experience with some lad. Tune in for some hard fou...

In this week's episode we are confronted with two useless men (what's new?). From a stingy co-worker who doesn't know the meaning of BYOB to a soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend who thinks he can get someone else to do his dirty work, the gals share a lesson in just being an ordinary functioning member of society. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note...

One listener is taking their career very seriously, while the other is wondering why they're not being taken very seriously! Two dilemmas, basically the same solution, tune in to find out what it is! Spoiler - we're not into serious business on this pod. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill...

Listen, if you were to "rank" Megan and Maria's priorites, loyalty to the listener would definitely be in the running for top spot, BUT there are exceptions to every rule and a top dogs sometimes needs some tough love! And from top dogs to bad boys, the gals solve a dicey situation in a long standing friend group. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com...

Robbers all round this week! The first listener has sneaky housemates stealing their stuff, the second has a friend swooping in on old boyfriends. For the first time maybe ever, the gals are left reeling in the details...but manage to find a solution. More or less! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCa...

One work trip, two colleagues, 5 baths. The math ain't mathin' and the girls are on the case! Another numbers game awaits in dilemma number two, when a long term friendship, turned two year situationship has the potential to transform into a lifetime of love. This week's dilemmas are giving a little chaotic and we are HERE FOR IT! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodyc...

Two juicy dilemmas coming right up! Megan and Maria deliver some sage advice to a hopeful romantic whose ex is causing havoc (but also maybe offering a happily ever after?) and a BFF whose BFF's serial cheating partner wants to pop the question! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the...

Maria is in love!!! While the gals dive into the details of her new love interest, they manage to sort out a few dilemmas too! First up is a mother in law who has baby fever, swiftly followed by a listener considering hopping the pond for a fresh start in London. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCare...

Two very grown-up dilemmas incoming! Dilemma one involves the post wedding blues and dilemma two involves babies....with some chat about Bieber thrown in for good measure #Bieberchella Are Megan and Maria qualified to comment? When it comes to Bieber - it's a yes from Megan. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/T...

How do you handle chaotic colleagues? And more disgustingly - how do you handle a colleagues stink issues? Surely murder isn't the answer....but maybe?* Megan and Maria are back with their usual mix of useful advice and good craic! *Violence is never the answer. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCares...

Two listeners - one issue: energy vampires! How should we deal with people who take more than they give? Publicly shame them, run away, or reason? Megan and Maria run through the pros and cons of it all in this week's episode. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs....

Your phone obsessed friend won't text back and your girlfriend won't stop ranting to you about work. It can be a tough life, but luckily Megan & Maria are here to basically solve everything that's wrong in the world. You're welcome. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: htt...

Your BFF of twenty years and groom to be has accidentally revealed to you that you might not be invited to his big day because his partner is iffy about you. Should you fight her or step aside with grace? And a tale as old as time - you've been dong the work of a useless new co-worker, how can you worm your way out of it without ratting anyone out? Side note (headline news?) Megan's hair has never...

This week we dive into the politics of small business and big shade. Is it enough to trust your gut, or better to gather some evidence before accusing your workmates of shenanigans online? And a warning to any cat lovers out there, Megan and Maria hash out the politics of cats v dogs, and renters v landlords. Get in contact if you need a hand with your dilemmas: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com...

You're writing in to help your sister....but did you ever consider that YOU might be the problem??? Second up on the block this week, a Dublin renter in a pickle asks if it's worth rocking the boat to save a few quid on an increasing rent. As usual Megan and Maria bring the standard level of chaos, laughs and even a bit of sound advice thrown in for good measure! Get in contact if you need a hand...

Work is your #1, and you're killing it. Your oldest friend in the biz seems to resent your success. Could this be a typical case of the green monster - or are you just a CLASSIC overthinker ? Separately your least favourite housemate is busy planning their future with you in a new home, while your fave is basically ghosting you. Are you doomed to a life with a dull housemate or should you give you...

You almost burn your friends house down 10 times (allegedly) when they're letting you stay with them. Eggs are boiling in the kettle, and tensions are running high. Could this be the first unfixable dilemma? Spoiler there's nothing an air fryer can't sort! Separately we have ratty friends who don't appreciate a good themed party. You're not going to dump 'em but what else is there to do?! Get in c...

In this week’s episode, Megan and Maria tackle a toxic relationship breakup where our listener is owed a lot of money, plus another listener who is coming to terms with the fact that their dream career isn’t all it seems. While they don’t always agree on what to do at the start, let’s hope they can provide some useful advice! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycaresp...

Megan and Maria kick off 2026 with two new dilemmas to solve, from a listener wondering if they’ve found themselves in the middle of a love triangle to another listener who just really hates voice notes and WhatsApp groups. Let’s hope the fresh start to the year means some solid advice is being given! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note:...

In the final episode of 2025, Megan and Maria tackle a self-inflicted workplace problem that one listener has brought upon themselves, and also dive into a hen party dilemma that everyone can relate to on some level. They might not always share the same opinion, but hopefully they can still offer some solid advice. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.co...

Megan and Maria really aren’t holding back in this week’s episode! From one listener who’s not sure if they want to move in with their boyfriend, to another dealing with a not so chill work club. Maria also gets really passionate about group activities, while Megan tries to stay level-headed. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://w...

Lots of friendship dilemmas in this week's episode! Should one of our listeners break up with an old friend if the friendship just isn’t serving them anymore? And another listener simply wants their friend to please stop talking about their wedding! Everyone can relate to these dilemmas in one way or another! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voic...