Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares

Comedy EN ↓ 48 episodes

Join Megan and Maria every Thursday as they dive into your dilemmas, dramas, and everyday woes — the ones your friends are tired of hearing about - to share some advice (and judgement)! Whether it’s your best friend’s new posh boyfriend or that colleague who never pulls their weight, the girls aren’t afraid to say what everyone’s really thinking. Tune in for honest chats, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Nobody Cares

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Latest episode

Nov 5, 2026

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Episodes

Nobody Cares...If Your Date is AI 05.11.2026

From days off to dating apps, the dilemmas keep rolling in! A PSA to all listeners before we start: it's okay to do nothing! But not as little as a boring boy who serves 0 on dates, while bringing the banter online. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google....

Nobody Cares...If You Ran a Marathon 29.10.2026

Running a marathon is a big deal, HUGE! And if the people around you don't support you? In the bin. Getting a dog? Also a HUGE deal, and you should do it - as long as you know what you're in for! From lazy scooter boyfriends, to wannabe dog mom's, the gals cover the good the bad and - MARIA RAN A MARATHON DID SHE MENTION? If you have a dilemma you need solved get in contact! Email: the...

Nobody Cares...About Your New Shoes 22.10.2026

In a Nobody Cares first, Megan and Maria deal with a dilemma between the two of them! They also discuss the pros and cons of working to live or living to work...and last but not least they try and find a sound way to let someone know they stink. It's all a-go in this week's ep! If you want a slice of your own advice, and a share in the chaos while you're at it, please send us in your o...

Nobody Cares...About Your Social Battery 15.10.2026

From threesomes to real friends, this week's dilemmas cover all the relationship bases (including third, by the sounds of things!). While the dilemmas are a little spicy this week, Megan and Maria do their very best to untangle them, despite their challenges keeping things on tracks... The gals would LOVE to hear from you! And of course, any dilemmas included in the pod will remain anonymous....

Nobody Cares...About Your Boyfriend's Decisions 08.10.2026

Hierarchical friend groups in your 20s? No thanks! And how much would you pay for the ugliest tiles you've seen in your life? Loads? Because then you and listener #2 might just be friends. From Megan's weekly food shop, Maria's issues pronouncing what appear to be some fairly mainstream brands and all the dilemma solving it's a jam packed pod this week! Get in contact if you need a...

Nobody Cares... About Your Dental Hygiene 01.10.2026

No judgement please! The gals talk dentist appointments, and look better late than never...right? While they're at it they discuss two new dilemmas! Both to do with rapidly cooling housemate situations. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e...

Nobody Cares...If You're a Club Rat 24.09.2026

From clubbing in Ibiza to packing it all in for the quiet life in the country, we've got it all! As usual the gals get their hands dirty with two dilemmas this week. The first listener asks whether it's the right time to make a big life change / grow up, the other asks how they can avoid a week clubbing in Ibiza in favour of the quiet life in the sun...two sides of the same coin, some migh...

Nobody Cares...About Your Loyalty 17.09.2026

What would it cost you to break an allegiance? Or how about compromise on your morals...? Would it be a killer budget BIAB, or maybe the perfect room? From manicures to happy-clappy housemates, it's all to come in this week's ep! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://do...

Nobody Cares...If You're Unhinged 10.09.2026

The gals run through a list of the best compliments they've received, throw each other a few extras, and even find the time to dig into some dilemmas! This week's dilemmas involve some social house mates, and a not so social sister in law! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form:...

Nobody Cares...If You Feel Guilty 03.09.2026

From familial guilt to back seat drivers, a few mentions of Biebs and flying into ditches - it's business as usual this week! Also how much is too much to spend on concert tickets? Because Maria got duped. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/...

Nobody Cares...About Rude Boys 27.08.2026

One listener has a not-so-secret admirer peeping on their Insta stories, while the other is just not-an-admirer of their latest date - but for some wild reason is considering giving this joker a second chance? Megan & Maria are on the case! Also is it ever okay to be rude? Answer: sometimes. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https:...

Nobody Cares... About Social Cues 20.08.2026

Would you be flattered or outraged if your friend did exactly the same things as you? This week, Megan and Maria tackle whether imitation really is the best form of flattery. Plus, they discuss how to know when you’re overstaying your welcome when visiting friends and whether there’s ever a polite way to tell someone it’s time to go! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobo...

Nobody Cares...If You're Type B 13.08.2026

From a BFF overstaying their welcome to a casual flirt, we're all about relationship dynamics this week! Also Maria's self awareness grows just a little bit more, even if her accent is fairly posh. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLS...

Nobody Cares... If You're Posh 06.08.2026

One listener is contemplating her life and friendships after reading a poem she saw on Instagram, while another listener is feeling stressed about how little wedding planning they've managed to do. Meanwhile, Maria is having an existential crisis about her own identity. A lot of chaos unfolds in this week's episode, but we do love a bit of chaos! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: E...

Nobody Cares...About Identity Theft 30.07.2026

It's a tale of two halves, one listener arrives with a real dilemma the other.....is moaning that their colleagues want to connect with them? The gals would never hate on a listener (or would they?) This weeks dilemmas deal with a BFF who has lost the run of themselves and a listener who is mistaking comradery between colleagues as a personal interrogation. Get in contact if you need a hand with y...

Nobody Cares...If You Have Morals 23.07.2026

One listener asks if a bad friend is worth maintaining a friendship with (spoiler: NO) while the other asks if it's ever okay to follow a friend's ex on socials. Megan and Maria dig into the dilemmas as though their lives depend on it this week, buckle up for some fairly unforgiving advice! ....also Maria is a generic German - pass it on. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: th...

Nobody Cares...If You're Rich 16.07.2026

Home is where the heart is - but should it be where your brother, SIL, their kids and dog are too?! One listener has a sibling threatening to move their whole household in, while the other has a neighbour trying to pin them down for a coffee for TWO YEARS. The gals dig into these housing dilemmas no hassle! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice...

Nobody Cares...About Baby Names 09.07.2026

From obsessive beige brides to a stolen baby name - the pressure is on this week! Both dilemmas ultimately boil down to self-preservation, with a sprinkle of sass. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF...

Nobody Cares... About A Love Triangle 02.07.2026

A yoga love triangle and a landlord without boundaries are causing issues this week. Megan and Maria might just have a few ideas on how to handle them...! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHvsuvUQsoQ_7J4s5Tz0YKeP5A0jwrqCzF-TEoC91zX...

Nobody Cares...About Your Cycle to Work Scheme 25.06.2026

One listener wants to maintain a good relationship with their neighbour while simultaneously leaving them in the dust, while another is literally out (accidentally) robbing people. It's chaos this week, but the gals have the answers! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill out the form: https:...

Nobody Cares....About Your Fake Dog 18.06.2026

What can you do when a teeny tiny lie grows legs (four legs and a tail to be exact)? Or how about when you're forced to choose between a long standing BFF and a new flame? This week the gals help out a listener who lied to their colleagues 3 years ago and is still paying the price, and a listener who is considering abandoning her friend for a VIP experience with some lad. Tune in for some hard fou...

Nobody Cares...About a Shitty Boyfriend 11.06.2026

In this week's episode we are confronted with two useless men (what's new?). From a stingy co-worker who doesn't know the meaning of BYOB to a soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend who thinks he can get someone else to do his dirty work, the gals share a lesson in just being an ordinary functioning member of society. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note...

Nobody Cares...About Double Texting 04.06.2026

One listener is taking their career very seriously, while the other is wondering why they're not being taken very seriously! Two dilemmas, basically the same solution, tune in to find out what it is! Spoiler - we're not into serious business on this pod. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCaresPod Fill...

Nobody Cares...If You're Number One 28.05.2026

Listen, if you were to "rank" Megan and Maria's priorites, loyalty to the listener would definitely be in the running for top spot, BUT there are exceptions to every rule and a top dogs sometimes needs some tough love! And from top dogs to bad boys, the gals solve a dicey situation in a long standing friend group. Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com...

Nobody Cares...About Sneaky Housemates 21.05.2026

Robbers all round this week! The first listener has sneaky housemates stealing their stuff, the second has a friend swooping in on old boyfriends. For the first time maybe ever, the gals are left reeling in the details...but manage to find a solution. More or less! Get in contact if you need a hand with your woes: Email: thenobodycarespod@gmail.com Voice Note: https://www.speakpipe.com/TheNobodyCa...

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