Nobody Asked Us

Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk. This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue think piece asking if having a boyfriend is officially embarrassing. They dive into why feeling safe is sexy and pink eye is not. And cover why Twilight actually explains how women love, why Patrick Sway...

This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system safety. We talk about the trades you make for peace, what you give up to go up, and how sometimes pigs in a blanket are your real non-negotiables. Then we detour into the anthropology of dating—why no one lets a man pick them up anymore, how clean-hair...

This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn-door crisis designed by men who’ve never held in a poop. We spiral into guilt-free rest, unsolicited advice, male audacity on dating apps, and the shocking science of tiny taints. Plus: why we apologize before being confident, and how 39 feels like a...

We sat down with Robin, founder of LIT & Aesthetics, to talk about what really goes on behind the glow-up. From oil & gas to owning one of Houston’s hottest med spas, she’s redefining what confidence looks like. We’re busting Botox myths, unpacking the judgment around “aging naturally,” and talking about what it really means to feel LIT inside and out. Find her: @litaestheticsrn Girlhood i...

We spiral (politely) about mid-tier work hotels clearly designed by men, why tubs vanished, and Billie Jo’s 1am Texas-toast-crouton girl dinner. Then: “no one’s priority” fallout, boundaries that work (and the nervous-system panic when they do), plus the “it’s fine” spell you cast in Target aisle 16C. Also: legal-billboard chaos (“Get Brain”), the French-speaking man debate, and our pitch for non-...

This week we spiral from why jeans are dead to cuffing season cravings, the invisible load of single women, and the idea that maybe we’re just… right. We pitch our referral-only dating app, imagine a husband stork, and roast the Home Depot parking lot like the wild frontier it is. Plus: cat energy vs. dog energy, being no one’s priority, and how to balance ambition with a desire to just rot on the...

Our quarterly man-mic is LIVE. We brought on a gym owner who can deadlift feelings AND barbells. We sit down with Terrance, owner of Warren T Fitness , to talk through modern masculinity, why men pull away when it’s good, how they process stress, and what actually shuts them down in hard conversations. We also hit perimenopause training myths, the “intimidated by strong women” question, apologies...

This week we sit down with our new bestie (and sponsor!) Dr. Tiffany — aka the perimenopause pharmacist who finally explains why our hormones make us feel like Beyoncé one week and a cave troll the next. We cover cycle syncing: when to crush PRs and when to Netflix + moomoo, hormone testing : when to start, what to ask, and how "normal" doesn't always mean optimal , and why “girl din...

This week we flip dating from chaos to process : referral dating, boundary scripts, and our five-strike “penalty strokes” policy. We talk nuance in a loud news cycle, Netflix swindles, the holiness of cold sheets, and the joy of blocking "Gary". Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy. For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness For Strategy in financial education: s...

We’re choosing steady over spinning . Taylor & Travis gave us nervous-system peace, Cardi B gave us courtroom clarity, and fall gave us permission to rebrand. Skincare interventions were made. In short: Butterflies are out, blood pressure is in--- Build love on a foundation, not a ferris wheel, and for f**ks sake put down the Neutrogena. Girlhood is awesome; being a woman ...requires strategy....

Blackouts, muggings, and dental trauma — oh my. Nobody asked us to share these stories, but here we are. This week, we’re serving chaos cocktails with a side of cautionary tales. From Jess's decades-long crush that ended in baby-giraffe blackout mode, to our guest Paige surviving a literal gunpoint mugging in Houston, to Billie Jo reliving her wired-shut college years after a football tackle l...

This week, we have Heather Debord — CEO, mom, and all-around baddie — for a conversation about entrepreneurship, motherhood, and saying “no” to anyone who tells you this is just a hobby. The vibes are tense (thanks August), the boobs are escaping dresses, and pandas are taking too long to be born. We’re joined in-studio by powerhouse Heather Debord , whose story of leaving a secure job during the...

What do Pilates weights, kidney infections, and dingleberries all have in common? Welcome to this week’s chaos. We talk hot girl walk updates (including stealth mode), the invention of the Hot Girl Alert App (patent pending), and why if you can DoorDash from a mountain you can text back. We also unpack the difference between men being emotionally available vs. emotionally capable, call out garbage...

This week, we’re riding the emotional rollercoaster that is PMSing together — which, turns out, is our most efficient way to hate everyone and still have a great time. We unpack the sacred laws of Girl Dinner (yes, shameful ingredients required), hot girl walk updates, and the bizarre magic of manifesting both live Jimmy Eat World performances and Zach Morris lookalikes in the wild. From sushi mir...

Sake bombs, chaos, and catharsis. We went out for a chill birthday night and ended up counseling strangers, kissing each other, and ordering McDonald’s at midnight. The makeup might’ve melted, but the vibes were immaculate. We dive into the realest parts of aging, photo shoots, emotional freedom — and drunk women named Wendy.

This week we interview a powerful female entrepreneur, friend of the pod, and photographer extraordinaire, Sarah RG. We pull back the curtain on how a single shoot can change the entire vibe of your brand. From awkward hand placement to the magic of natural light, we talk about confidence, creative direction, and finding your brand’s visual voice. Plus: chaotic shoot-day stories, bad headshot conf...

In this one we answer your questions about the strategic minefield of dating, navigating careers and purpose, when to drop the non-negotiables, and what it actually looks like when someone sees you. Also Featuring: Louie (the head-chewing emotional support schnauzer) a haunted corn maze metaphor, and our official stance on falling asleep before phone calls (don't). Get your Master Mixologist in a...

It’s call week, rain week, and rage week. The weighted vest is vesticizing lives, curbs fight back, and the only man we are not blocking is our HEB boyfriend. Also: Texas leadership’s disaster response (or lack thereof), spying as a feminist act, and why Italian men might be the only ones left who appreciate a woman properly.

You know what’s better than a hot guy reading in public? A hot guy reading in public with the right voice . This week, we’re unpacking everything from dating app betrayals, to working out with personal trainers, purging our closets (emotionally and literally), and experimenting with how we want to show up in this next version of ourselves. Think of it as a soft launch for your higher self — with s...

We asked a man to explain himself. He brought snacks and surprising emotional insight. Let the mansplaining begin (but like...the good kind).

One week post-launch and we are fully feral: glowing from Beyond Botox, blocking trolls like it’s cardio, and accidentally recruiting men into our hot girl walks. We cry, we spiral, we unpack emotional boundaries (with spreadsheets).There’s emotional growth, med spa magic, dog reincarnations, and a spiritual awakening via Yellowstone. Basically? We’re glowing, unhinged, and fully exposed on the in...

This week is our first round of answering listener questions, so basically we're famous now, and we talk surviving the hellscape that is retail, skiing disasters, and world domination vs wine nights.

This week, we reflect on the strange, slippery magic of doing something big and not telling a soul—until it’s ready. We talk about how it feels to finally be seen (and slightly exposed) as the podcast goes live, revisit the brutal clarity of a one-year breakup anniversary, and spiral into a chaotic bathroom rant we’re not proud of.

One of us represented herself in court and won. The other got stood up, and went out with a hot bartender from 9 years ago. We synced our periods, planned our future as hot AI babies, and recited the 10 commandments of sleeping next to a man. No one asked us about peak woman friendship or borderline feral womanhood but we are telling you anyway.

It's not our fault--the dating pool is on fire and everyone's swimming in expired tequila. Also...we're not saying that all uncircumsised d*cks look like crescent rolls--but we are. Join the Group Chat