Procrastination Inc.
Nobody Asked for This
The podcast the world was NOT waiting for! Join Francesco every Thursday as he discusses a range of funny, insightful, very academic, and extremely intellectual topics that nobody asked to hear!
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Apr 30, 2026
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Episodes
Chapstick Science, Central Time, and Willy Wonka 04.05.2023 37:11
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses a slew of topics such as whether or not there is a dangerous spreadsheet monopoly, the potential side effects of consistent chapstick usage, the mystery that is Central Time, the sketchiness of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast In...
Tick Tock, Tetanus Shot 27.04.2023 32:21
In this episode, Francesco discusses arguably the most random selection of topics in the history of the podcast such as, how the Groundhog’s Day groundhog may have been right all along, the ticking timer that is the effectiveness of his 8.5 year old tetanus shot (and how that relates to The Santa Clause 2 - as almost everything does), the logistics around civil lawsuits, how the robots are fully t...
Clean Up on Aisle Eggnog 20.04.2023 36:29
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses a recent tragic Springtime interaction with Eggnog, a future job prospect that includes a headset microphone, Costco, and a blender, looks back on how prepared he used to be for past podcast recordings while bravely admitting how under prepared he is for current podcast recordings, follows up on a donut story from last week that took an even stra...
Mini Egg Appraiser 13.04.2023 34:30
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the effects of his short lived Finnish podcast fame, offers a new guide for awarding hotels stars, gives thanks to (while respectfully asking questions about the principles of) surgeons, reiterates a concern over the food safety of meal prepping, critiques the handling of fast food social media practices, offers his services as a Mini Egg expert,...
Putting the ”Nobody” in “Nobody Asked for This” 06.04.2023 35:44
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the long-forgotten Canadian penny, the origin of Amazon purchases, what makes this podcast different from the others, the (potential) return of a beloved movie franchise that he once knew all the words to, the disparity between his own taste and the taste of respected movie critics, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.c...
Delusion, Confidence, and Milk Alternatives 30.03.2023 32:32
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco celebrates the return of a dessert he has been anxiously awaiting, ventures into the unknown of the health food aisle of the grocery store, lectures on the different types of milk alternatives while revealing which one he believes got left behind, rallies to change the negative connotation around laziness, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedfor...
Fillet-O-Fish by the Sea 23.03.2023 32:39
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the lack of promotion for the newly ushered in Spring season, questions the meaning behind subscription email newsletters, relays the trials and tribulations of unsubscribing from said newsletters, outlines the gymnastics of cancelling free trial accounts, pleads for the return of a popular fast food dessert, questions the fish percentage of a ce...
Diary, uh. 16.03.2023 33:44
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco questions how coffee, a substance one could compare to battery acid, became a favourite morning-time beverage, preforms one of a twice yearly complaining session on Daylight Savings Time, reminisces on the three year anniversary of lockdown while compiling an exhaustive list of the things that he can blame on it, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodya...
So Many Words, So Little Substance 09.03.2023 35:02
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the dangers of a word count, reminisces on less than useful skills learned in school, salutes the good people at BlackBerry while ultimately questioning their business practices, applauds people who mastered typing on a flip phone, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast...
febUary [sic] 02.03.2023 36:07
In this episode, Francesco celebrates the end of February (a near impossible word to spell), questions the practices behind meteorology, debates backpedalling on a cause he has been lobbying for for years, prepares for the return of the Creme Egg McFlurry, questions many elements of the modern day calendar, and shares helpful, low effort tips on how to boost podcast numbers via unintentional click...
This Is Either Very Annoying or Genius 23.02.2023 32:38
In this episode, Francesco introduces a clever way around censorship guidelines, prepares a list of extremely unimportant global changes that should be worked on as soon as the bigger issues get resolved, introduces a new segment that hopefully counteracts the negativity that takes place during the other parts of the show, shares very important gastrointestinal facts, and more! Visit Our Website:...
Fake Crime Podcast 16.02.2023 33:00
In one of the most jumpy episodes of the podcast, Francesco starts off with a burst of motivational positivity, laments about the burden of having good ideas, celebrates an exciting development in the world of holiday themed fast food desserts, highlights the major plothole in all 'the robots are taking over' movies, reveals what types of apocalyptic scenarios he would want to stick around for and...
The B Movie 09.02.2023 35:09
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses his procrastination habits, the upcoming Shamrock Shake season, a recent cooking failure (along with very helpful cooking tips that the most underprepared chefs will learn a lot from), critiques the morals of a classic movie, issues a cry for help to any and everyone who manufactures hair gel, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthi...
Another One Bites the Dust 02.02.2023 32:21
In this episode, Francesco discusses the falling of yet another monarch, compares and contrasts the differences between skipping school pre and post internet, recounts multiple stress-inducing experiences such as a fountain soda ice machine incident and a light stroll turned crosswalk marathon, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok:...
Eat Eat Eat 26.01.2023 31:17
In this episode, Francesco discusses some of arguably the least important topics he has ever brought to the table, including but not limited to, taking inventory of all the titles he possess and defending why he believes he qualifies for a few more, as well as recapping a recent encounter with Fiji water. He also shares a harrowing journey he has had with one of his favourites seasonings, contempl...
Smellatory Memory 19.01.2023 32:41
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco talks about the perils of trying to learn a second language, catches a nutritional value label in a lie via a suspected international loophole, does a multi-timeline review of a returning fast food 'should be' favourite that loosely involves COVID and Oprah, and more! He closes out with the conclusion of a book review, that coincidentally also loosely invo...
#MaskUpforMars 12.01.2023 33:22
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco recounts a harrowing tale from the past, critiques the predictions of a famous astrologer, leaks a thought from his own former brainstorm on how he thought he could help end the pandemic with the help of Mars, wonders how the heck anyone knew anything before the internet, gives 1/4 of a book review in an effort to get his philanthropy done for the year by...
More Easierly in 2023 05.01.2023 30:42
Happy New Year! In the first episode of 2023, Francesco breaks down his goals and aspirations for the podcast this year, which included but are not limited to, getting proper recording equipment and returning to the top 200 of the Finnish comedy podcast charts. He also discusses his confusion over the length of time it takes to make a movie, reminisces on the time he was an undercover detective fi...
Special Christmas Episode (Extravaganza) [post-Christmas] 29.12.2022 34:06
It is (finally) the Christmas extravaganza special episode of the Nobody Asked for This Podcast! In this episode, Francesco discusses the most important part of any holiday gathering, the side dish, as well as reviews some of his favourite (and some not so favourite) Christmas movies. But do not worry, he did not let the overwhelming holiday cheer get in the way of his weekly complaining. This wee...
Changing Topics Rapidly. Also, Christmas! 22.12.2022 31:44
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses a variety of topics in no particular order. He touches on the imminent Christmas holiday, reflects on the no-so-end of the world scare of 2012, questions the calendar for its several inconsistencies, seeks guidance on a hair gel matter that he has been trying to correct, promises a proper Christmas episode next week (even though it will be four d...
Already Tuesday and Almost Christmas 15.12.2022 33:10
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the fast approaching Christmas holiday, recaps a recent Target trip, complains some more about how the seasons are organized in the calendar year, does an international coffee taste test, apologizes (and promptly places the blame on others) for not reviewing a holiday ice cream from a popular restaurant chain, and other topics of mainly low impor...
Pop Tarts, Gingerbread Houses, and Jack-O’-Lanterns 08.12.2022 32:06
In this episode, Francesco discuses several pressing topics such as the versatility of Pop Tarts, compares and contrasts the differences between gingerbread houses and Jack-o'-lanterns, does an international fast food review, reminisces on the specifics of school test taking, and goes on a near 10 minute rant about how and why this episode is shorter than usual (although by the time he reached the...
Christmas on a Budget 01.12.2022 33:50
In this episode, Francesco celebrates the start of the Christmas season (for about the third or fourth consecutive episode)! He discusses the imminent Winter weather, as well as breaks down a new holiday Christmas movie that *spoiler alert* left something to be desired (sorry Netflix). Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast Insta...
One Episode Away From 25 24.11.2022 33:42
In this episode of the podcast, Francesco returns to his regularly scheduled complaining. He discusses a recent sock mishap that almost negatively impacted his (very) professional reputation, questions the cleanliness and hygiene of a recent food trend, tries to acquire free food for life from a large fast food corporation that basically stole his genius idea, and more! Follow Us on Social Media:...
The Poop Shelf 17.11.2022 40:55
In this episode, Francesco resumes his interview with Kata as they continue to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. They discuss the recent Royal developments that have occurred since Kata last appeared on the podcast, as well as look back on some unfortunately inaccurate predictions about the Royal Family. They also bring back a segment near and dear to their hearts, as well as hav...
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